my cat pisses everywhere at night and on tables is there a way I can rig something to sense motion and spray water or something I only see some on amazon for $50 dollaroos but there's gotta be a way I can DIY it
>>2976885you can pick it up by the tail and whack it a few times on the table then throw it in the bin, then get a real animal, like a dog.
>>2976885owning a pet is like having a kidif you don't have the time to take care for it and train it, you shouldn't have one to begin with
>>2976908he shits and pees in the litterbox he just does it for fun
>>2976885First off get it fixed if it isn't already. Male cats spray everywhere if they've got balls. Secondly get multiple litter boxes and clean them daily or it'll piss elsewhere out of spite.
If your cat is doing this, and it's not male and fixed, it's probably sick. Take it to the vet.
>>2976960it's a male and not fixedfuck me I'm gonna have to cut his balls off
>>2976962If you're not doing well financially, look up "4 Paws". They can pay for, or reduce the price of getting your cat neutered.
>>2976962Either that or kick him out of the house altogether
>>2976962Please do not DIY neuter your cat or put him on the street.
>>2976981>DIY neuter your catnow that's an idea
>>2976885Concentration camp
>>2976885Male cats get their urethra clogged if they don’t drink enough water and eat only dry. Is he randomly squatting in weird places and peeing only a littlebit? That’s usually a sign
>>2976887Fpbp
>>2976887Man i hate dogfags
>>2976885>kill cat>world is a better place>also, no cat piss clean upProblem solved, but youll need a shovel to deal with the body.
>>2977104and i hate people that smell like cat piss, which every indoor cat owner does but you're too used to it to notice.
>>2976885Cat pissing inside. No fix for it.
OP here, does anybody have any suggestions how I can neuter my cat?
>>2976962You can do this yourself. First, get a either a burlap sack or a fireman's boot...
>>2977146Dental floss around the balls till they die and then cut them off with scissors. You gotta really tie it tight to cut off circulation :)
>>2977181Thanks anon, I'll give it a try
>>2976977Or crate him at night until he learns to behave or enjoy being a crate cat if you don't have an enclosed patio to turn into a cat habitat.
>>2976885It probably has diabetes. Is the piss sticky?
>>2977196NO you retard
>>2976885Go room by room and piss on everything yourself to assert dominance.
>>2978213nah
>>2976908Its nothing like having a kid because kids eventually out grow their uselessness.Also you dumb cunt, OP said it was doing this at night. Is he supposed to stay up every night until his faggot cat gets it?>>2976885Go on aliexpress and get a cheap esp32, a motion sensor and whatever you feel is needed to tame the little fucker. E Z P Z
>>2976962you have to do it before he starts producing test that compels him to mark territory tfw ended up with catto during corona who would act endearing all the time but once pissed directly at my face at night
>>2976885If you haven't already mutilated your cat, get a dog and train it to piss on the cat anytime the cat tries to piss anywhere but the litterbox.>>2978288So do dogs, they can literally provide services well enough to get licenses and jobs, they can be trained to sniff out the most expensive substances on earth if you actually care for them and take the time to train them instead of ignoring them to play on your phone.
>>2976885OP that's normal behavior for male cats during the mating season. it's how they mark territory and announce their presence for female bitches. ofc western fags always neuter and spay their cats like a ritual, so they wouldn't know the intricacies of raising a horny tom.just spray water on him when he does it, let him go outside for prolonged periods, and have some understanding while your buddy goes through that phase. don't reduce his water intake if you value his life. kidney stones can be fatal and he's only got few years to live and fuck.
>>2976885If the litter box isn't filthy and the house isn't a mess and the cat is fixed. Then none of this should be happening. If it is your cat is fucked. Put it outside forever.If the animal is shit then drop it off at the pound and try again. Every big city is euthanizing a hundred cats a day. I am sure one of those would be a better pet.
>>2977119I fucking hate dogs for dirty dumbasses lol literally the retards animals why nogs love em
