Give me one(1) good reason to not buy an abandoned renaissance faire and make a subdivision for theater kids.
You would be accused of nefarious shit
>>2978107they will subvert your authority, invite unreputable people and use your property for their own communist-tinged political agendas. and that's only the fun part.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Af-k9sTAYEQ
>>2978107Theatre kids are tucking weirdos...
>>2978122Damn auto correct... Tried typing fucking weirdos and it auto corrected it to tucking weirdos, which might actually be a more precise description of theatre kids.
>>2978122>>2978123Both accurate. I like them though. >>2978116I’m ok with this outcome
>>2978107it doesn't matter you won't do it.
Terra Studios here in Arkansas is like this. There are a bunch of apartments here and its a public art gallery https://usingart.org/
>>2978107you're essentially trying to recreate manson family scenario
>>2978328Are you trying to talk him into it? Damn dude...
>>2978107Band camp.
>>2978107I looked up the listing and the taxes are ONE HUNDRED and ELEVEN fucking GRAND a year. The estimated value is four million. It is selling for a dollar. Either that place has a king's ransom in back taxes owed or there is a previously undiscovered mass Indian burial ground waiting to suck the whole fucking place into another dimension.
>>2978107Does the land come with it?
>>2978629This. How many acres is it and where is it located? Why are the taxes so ridiculously high?
Not OP.>>2978629Yes.>>297864280 acres in Maryland. Taxes is about 2.5% of the lands estimated value, which seems normal to me for commercial property.
>>2978107There are already far better larp camps than you could ever recreate yourself, you are behind by years if not decades.
>>2978107>>2978109
>>2978474How does that even work? They sell you debt for a dollar?Can't you go to the local authorities and strike a >look i'll clean it up, but you have to give me a white startdeal?
>>2978656>normal for commercial property>some paper boxes in some bumfuck forestAnd people wonder why we can't have nice things anymore. Think boomers called it "commercial property" when they painted some cardboard blue and white, probably while being drunk?
>>2979280first mistake is thinking that government is some sort of rational entity. Bureaucrats do not care about logic, reason, or end results. They only care about process. Throw in an entitlement complex of thinking they deserve every cent out of you, and they will gladly sit on a blighted eyesore that brings down the community and collect no money on it for over a decade before they give up on the hope of passing a years back taxes on someone else.
>>2978116>invite unreputable peopleIt is a renaissance faire, unreputable people are those who don't talk in ye olde English.
>>2978660It's no good
>>2979286Offer to build a sports stadium and not only will the back taxes be forgiven, they'll give you $500 million in public money to play with.
>>2979318i feel personally attacked
>>2979286Sounds like you got fucked by big buro way too often. Handwave deals are common in smaller counties where corruption is subdued by everyone knows everyone.
>>2979281>Think boomers called it "commercial property" when they painted some cardboard blue and white, probably while being drunk?Isn't it called a "commercial property" because its sizeable and zoned for commercial purposes such that it can be easily monetized, not because some retard used it for retarded bankrupt commercial purposes where they failed to capitalize properly on the land's value?
>>2979326I didn't know jews frequent diy
>>2979331Who else would be buying faire grounds just so they could try to get out of paying taxes on it due to some semantics about commercial property?
>>2978107have you considered the smell? even if i lost my sense of smell, i still wouldn't
and regarding the taxes...the move would be to make it a 501c3 where you provide housing for retards
>>2980003That's just Congress with extra steps.
