How do I get the fart smell out of my couch? My mom had a friend over and she had to go to the store quickly. Was hoping I could hook up with this gilf and put some moves on her especially since I had just showered. But then she sat next to me on the couch was was like "this couch smells kind of musty". I played it cool and said "yeah I've been drilling farts into this bad boy all day". She looked grossed out and just stood up and went into the kitchen. She'll probably be back at some point and I want another shot how do I get my couch smelling good I sprayed it with some axe body spray but now my mom's pissed and says it smells bad. How do I get it really fresh?
Best way to get rid of the sulfur smell is heat. Heavily spray the area with the Axe, and then light it with a match, like old timers used to do in the bathroom. Pat out any small flames.
>>2979564Won't that set it on fire? I feel like you're trolling me into burning my house down
If the covers come off the cushions, wash them and sun dry them. If not, just sit the whole cushions in direct sunlight all day.
>>2979562air freshner under the cushions
>>2979578You mean like dryer sheets?
>>2979592No, insert a spray canister of febreeze under each cushion, such that it emits a pleasng aroma whenever it's sat upon. It's the only way.
>>2979562Pics of gilf?
>>2979571i unbolted my sectional and dragged each piece outside for about 48 hours, not sure how it could hurt.
>>2979562you should of been like "yeah it smells like you want this cock" i think you blew it
>>2979562Ozone machine
>>2979977All the other advice here is bullshit. Ozone machine. Seal up the room, throw all the pets out of it, fire up the ozone machine and let it run for an hour or two. Then hold your breath, run in the room and open all the windows and then run out again and shut the door behind you. Leave it to air out for an hour. Nothing in that entire room will smell like anything at all after that.Even better if you can shove the couch in a walk in closet or van before gassing it to increase the penetration. $50 on Amazon
>>2979562>Couch smells like fartsit's not farts. couches do not retain fart smells.
>>2979567Nah bro I do it all the time
>>2979978My mom sat in the car with the ozone machine going. She was in there for like 15 minutes. What happened to hey?
