It looks highly effective and borderline comfy
>>2982489If you are too stupid to imagine at least 2 ways to die from doing this you are literally deserving to die by doing it
>>2982498pussy
>>2982489are you willing to put your life in the hands of a colleague? i sure am not
>>2982515If I were your coworker I would tell you to do it and lower you to drown you in concrete
>>2982489That doesn't look remotely comfy
>>2982523You couldn't drive a sharp stick up a dead dogs ass, let alone operate a piece of heavy equipment.
>>2982525I've piloted excavators and that's trivial, shut the fuck up unemployed retard
>>2982489say someone pushed the wrong lever.those jaws can close in less than 1/6th of a second crushing that man into a pulp before the operator could blink.i could have the key in my pocket i wouldn't climb into that. it just bad juju.easiest way to assess if something is dangerous or not is spend a minute thinking about the most embarrassing way it will kill you. if your still ok with people knowing about it when it goes wrong then go for it.
>>2982532Kek operator simulator 2025 doesn't count you nancyboy Currently working on a palfinger container handler and shitposting. Crane inspection on another after lunch
>>2982533Ah sweet, it's the shake hands with danger scene where the guy is comically/retardedly swatting at a wasp while the other guy is swabbing grease into the pin hole with his hand...
>>2982535nah I mean irl, but desu the first time I did unscrew it
>>2982535you realize how retarded you sound bragging about operating equipment made specifically for retards to operate? gj on that duplo tower, anon
>>2982543kek this
>>2982538t. never been to a siteYou know why these movies exist? Because the average tradie is just that stupid. Think about >>2982543. Niggers in sub sahara africa can pilot an excavator or crane. The entrance is as low as it can get. Will this kind of common idiot with two hands eventually build a house? Maybe. Do i trust them? Absolutely not.
>>2982538It is more likely that your braindead coworker pulls a prank on you>*gets squeezed to death, guts spilling out*>"relax bro, it was just a joke"
It's not effective and it's definitely not comfy. You'd get the job done quicker and more easily with a bull float even if you had to walk to the nearest home depot on foot and pay for it in pennies to get one.
>>2982498>you could die from itYou could die going down the stairs.
>>2982737yea but my colleague doesn't operate the stairs
>>2982751lol
>>2982751So you've never ridden in a vehicle with someone? They might have a heart attack and die or decide to drive off a cliff. Some jeet might decided to off himself via crashing the plane you're one. It is retarded and gay.
>>2982756shut the fuck up.
>>2982756cars have airbags and deformation zones, I also have the ability to take the wheel and brake in case something happens, not to mention you should never trust hydraulics.
>>2982533you could lay in a hammock hoisted by the jaw
>>2982489not comfy
