>"so mr.anon was this a workplace injury?"
>>2987964yes, the soldering iron made short of my foreskin when I was soldering a DIN connector using lead-free silver solder, and it just fell from my hand and dangled, sizzling my foreskin off with the 350 degree Celsius chisel solder tip
>>2987964Yes offic- uh, doc. I'm a historian and it's essential to my upcoming article in the Economic History Review that I have empirical data on building survivalist shelters from various materials. The shipping container just happened to fall on my wife while she was down in the hole. Weird that the chain wasn't properly secured, but you've got to talk with the crane operator about that, Jamal Washington. He said something about a vacation, though, don't know if he's still in the country. These trade guys, am I right? No accountability. I've got half a mind to sue, but Mr. Ginsburg who owns the firm declared bankruptcy just half an hour before the accident. Don't really know what happened to him, he could be anywhere, really. Anyway, my wife's braindead, right, that's irreversible?
>went to a dr office after drilling into my hand at work>explain the situation calmly>front desk workers all look at each other like it's unusual for someone to be bleeding in their office and I have ruined their day with my bloody napkin-covered hand>landwhale collects herself and heaves out of her double wide chair to waddle over>"did this happen at work">automatically reply that it did>"is it too late to take that back?">red tape beginsI ended up getting sent to the ER that I was trying to avoid because of unpaid bills (I refuse to pay $2k for a bag of intravenous gatorade.)
>>2987964None of your business.
>>2988871Yeah unless I have to go in an amberlamps I'm not saying it happened at work again.>lifting heavy shit at home all week>at work driving, back starts feeling weird>sweeping the floor later>that was the straw that broken my back>I go down, video is legit funny>go to urgent care and tell them the story>its now workers comp claim even though I did the real damage at homeThey still call me about that claim sometimes years later, I dont answer. All I wanted was an xray to know if I fucked my spine or not. It was just a pulled muscle. But fuck workers comp, I know at least half a dozen people that are getting jerk around by them. And they really try to avoid giving you what you need to save themselves money. I dont think I ever heard a positive story about workers comp.
>>2987964>>"so mr.anon was this a workplace injury?"Offer Accepted. "It is now".
>>2989111>I dont think I ever heard a positive story about workers comp.You need to spend more time around the pieces of shit that are scamming them.
Why does it matter if you got injured at work or not? t. first-worlder
>>2989130Because the government wants extra paper work to provide government compensation for missed workt. fellow first worlder with universal health care
>>2989131because the bossman pays for every expenset. middle eastern
>>2987964Yes, due to sheer coincidence, when I was hammering in some nails I tripped and fell and the claw of the hammer took my pants and underwear off as it fell, then landed handle up which I then proceeded to land on through no fault of my own.
>>2989139That's all well and good Mr. Anon, but how did you manage to do that 17 consecutive times????
>>2988878Kek based
