why don't you boys have a farmgirl at your farmhouse yet? first, get the farmhouse, then get the farmgirl. simple as.
>>2988097>get the farmhousethat costs $1.5M+ in my left coast liberal utopia for a crackershack on 8/10ths of an acre
>>2988097I have both a farmhouse and a farmgirl. I thought everyone did...
>>2988097Why is the farmgirl wearing 6.6 kilograms of makeup? Is that standard farming makeup?
>>2988097I have a farmhouse but every girl I know wants to move to the city and live the "Sex and the city" psyop.
>>2988135No that is a poser farmgirl. Real farmgirls wear minimal makeup.
>>2988121nice, post ur heffer, and your wife too.>>2988135she's a farm influencer
>>2988144Real farmgirls wear wellies and sunscreen.
>>2988097Why does she have that hideous lip filler? Could these bitches just stop surgically mutilating themselves?
>>2988153>post ur heffer,Here's this year's crop of replacements 34 of them. They're a sassy bunch.
>Green Acres is the place to be.Farm livin' is the life for me.Land spreadin' out so far and wideKeep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.>New York is where I'd rather stay.I get allergic smelling hay.I just adore a penthouse view.Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue.>...The chores....The stores....Fresh air....Times Square>You are my wife.Good bye, city life.Green Acres we are there.
>>2988097>absolutely slathered in makeup>wearing a microphone>clean>holding a dogThis is not a farmgirl, it's a poser larping as one for social media likes and video views.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwfLJ6Cbj2c
>>2988153>she's a farm influencerI laughed longer than I should have. AM I going insane? lmao
>>2988235You know they make hay balers now right? My wife is pretty damn strong, but there is no need to do unnecessary work around the farm. There is plenty of actual things that need done constantly without making more work for yourself.
>>2988211What's the grey?
>>2988341Charolais/angus cross. They've been diluted with black angus bulls for the past 35ish years and are still crapping out white calves about half the time. They make good mamma cows... We keep them and the occasional red one just to have a bit of color in the herd other than black.
