why don't you boys have a farmgirl at your farmhouse yet? first, get the farmhouse, then get the farmgirl. simple as.
>>2988097>get the farmhousethat costs $1.5M+ in my left coast liberal utopia for a crackershack on 8/10ths of an acre
>>2988097I have both a farmhouse and a farmgirl. I thought everyone did...
>>2988097Why is the farmgirl wearing 6.6 kilograms of makeup? Is that standard farming makeup?
>>2988097I have a farmhouse but every girl I know wants to move to the city and live the "Sex and the city" psyop.
>>2988135No that is a poser farmgirl. Real farmgirls wear minimal makeup.
>>2988121nice, post ur heffer, and your wife too.>>2988135she's a farm influencer
>>2988144Real farmgirls wear wellies and sunscreen.
>>2988097Why does she have that hideous lip filler? Could these bitches just stop surgically mutilating themselves?
>>2988153>post ur heffer,Here's this year's crop of replacements 34 of them. They're a sassy bunch.
>Green Acres is the place to be.Farm livin' is the life for me.Land spreadin' out so far and wideKeep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.>New York is where I'd rather stay.I get allergic smelling hay.I just adore a penthouse view.Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue.>...The chores....The stores....Fresh air....Times Square>You are my wife.Good bye, city life.Green Acres we are there.
>>2988097>absolutely slathered in makeup>wearing a microphone>clean>holding a dogThis is not a farmgirl, it's a poser larping as one for social media likes and video views.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwfLJ6Cbj2c
>>2988153>she's a farm influencerI laughed longer than I should have. AM I going insane? lmao
>>2988235You know they make hay balers now right? My wife is pretty damn strong, but there is no need to do unnecessary work around the farm. There is plenty of actual things that need done constantly without making more work for yourself.
>>2988211What's the grey?
>>2988341Charolais/angus cross. They've been diluted with black angus bulls for the past 35ish years and are still crapping out white calves about half the time. They make good mamma cows... We keep them and the occasional red one just to have a bit of color in the herd other than black.
>>2988102Try leaving.
>>2988153Interesting. I influence my farm through manual labor.I hadn't considered this as an option.
>>2988353I see, we buy stirks, whatever that is in your place, I like to get a good colour mix if I can because it's easier to count them in the fields, makes it a little easier to figure out if you've lost one.
>>2988097What if you've got the farmhouse but the farmgirl is your sister who still hasn't moved out?
>>2988097Well, I own a house with a decent garden, and my fiancee and her twin sister (single, lives with us) have been making a small vegetable garden.
>>2989517Start making advances on the sister. Either you'll end up having threesomes or she'll move out. Win/win.>>2989506Is she hot? You know what to do...
>>2988235God I wish I wasn't rotting away in an apartment
I live on a farm and I've only ever managed to snag one chick that dug the farm life but she was the kind of crazy made from the shit of a bat
>>2988102>coastthere's the problem
>>2988097Wise old Hesiod knew the truth.
to aquire a proper farmwife you must provide/offer a proper farmlife. own/buy a farm/homestead acreage or at least have a viable path and plan to provide/purchase one. a PROPER farmwife does not work outside the home in the rat race. weekends at a farmer's market or home-based sales of produce/livestock/crafts are an acceptable income stream, but should not be expected/required. her "job" is to keep the home, livestock, gardens, prepare meals, tend to medical, and maintain the laundry. animal processing and butchering should be understood and practiced as well, but does not have to be 100% her duty. ie; you will help with large livestock & quarry.do not allow her to day-drink. occasional alcohol intake is acceptable, but should be minimal and occur at appropriate times & volume. i suppose Marijuana use is probably ok, but not something i have to consider in our situation. all other drugs are, of course, a definite NO. pain pills (opiates, etc) should be rare, short term, and monitored. basically: idle hands are the devil's playthings, and she will have a lot of time to herself, bad habits cascade quickly.you will need to provide her with the appropriate literature (hard copies of refrence materials are required) and of course she is expected to watch nessesary videos on said topics, to learn and grow her skillset. to help her accomplish her duties, you must provide the income. budgeting is done together and frugality is key. if she requests something to increase her productivity, you supply it, period. put her needs before your wants. you are her provider and protector, act like it.not all farmwives come ready-made. you can find and teach a "city girl" or suburbanite, so long as she is not afraid of hard work and understands that dirt washes off. its a hard life of austerity, so you need love & respect her and she should be your friend as well as wife, lover & mother.my farmwife was raised small town. i was raised medium city suburban. we bought & built.
>>2988135Kooky comment
>>2990073Must be nice. I do it all myself because every woman I meet is shit.
I'd rather be mareied.
>>2991261>1 is some boney old nag who wont let you ride her and ever the while uselessly turns expensive fodder into shit you have to clean up and constantly needs specialist care and deluxe boarding at exorbitant cost and will bleed you broke for years until she has to be euthanized for one final bill>the other is a horse
>>2988097kinda have one, about to have a second kidShe's a city girl from seoul though and hates it. Probably because the 'farm' is under my parents name and they live with us. Oh well, deal with it.
>>2991357>seoulMail order bride?
>>2991360Yes
>>2988097>>2990073>>2991357>>2991261Imma build that bitch a barn. BITCHES LOVE BARNS!!
>>2991485Call me a bitch. Because I love barns. I am gonna build one then just use it as an office / mech shop
>>2991485That's not a barn. THIS is a barn.
