Can PirateMaxxing work in 2025?
>>18520641if you are a legit pirate history autíste and can go full pirate in earnest then you can probably pull it off. anything less than 110% confidence and sincerity will result in mock and ridicule
>>18520730I could, if I find the good pants in the color of my namesake
>>18520744post plenty of pics once purple pirate pance are procured
>>18520730Nice Pepe
>>18520756Thanks, I made it
>>18520641Better than NinjaMaxxing
>>18520746I will, anon. I will.
>>18520641kys retard
>>18521367Kys, Privateer. You make me sick, taking coin from the government.
>>18520641There's a subculture of people who go to Renaissance fairs dressed as pirates and get super drunk. I think I saw 3 maybe 4 Jack Sparrows last time I went.
>>18521341>>18521369Do you hire buccaneers cap' n?
>>18520641Aside from the johnny depp movie, ‘pirates’ are esentially the homeless / utilitarian adaption of 17th and 18th century clothes from europeSo maybe do some research and find a way to modernize it
>>18521416You may come aboard, my Spanish friend.
>>18521383Sounds comfy
>>18521422Not swarthy enough
>>18521421Pirates would keep sex slaves too. Fast forward and feminists tell story of pirate women not realizing they were being held captive and raped by all the men on board
>>18521631Sun protection is a must have on a ship
My brother in Christ, it’s nearly September. Piratemaxxing is an exclusively April-June move.
>>18521632You know nothing about pirate history
>>18521847Next time you see people posting a woman pirate I guarantee you she was gang raped and some point in her biography. Keep in mind next time
>>18521819This. Autumn pirating sounds like some wes Anderson shit
>>18520744>>18520746Found a good red pair on etsy, not as wide in the leg and had a swirly design but they looked good. Was just about to get them, but they changed to not allow shipping to United States because of recent events.My heart is torn asunder and my search continues.
>>18522378I know anon, I know. I won't be able to send my niece and nephew their birthday presents until at least next year I think :[
If flyover States larp as cowboys even if they don't work on a ranch, why can't coasties larp as swashbucklers?
>>18520641Get an eye patch
>>18520641>Two pirate threadsIs another golden age upon us?
>>18520641Hell yeah, brother
>>18520744>>18522378Finding those is like finding an ant’s bollock on a beach. Bear up, Laddie and bring your arse to anchor for Groggy Greg has what ye lookin fer.Harempants dot com has booty aplenty fer the brethren of the coast but be warned the doubloons may be more than ye are prepared to pay ever since them scallywags in the America's raised the taxation rate by order of King Orange.
>>18520641https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNJvY2EZ8w0
>>18523647Nice, will acquire.
>>18523647>>18525392Based
