Why does every bearded man between the age of 25-30 have this style? I just dont understand where this even came from or whats the appeal, It just hit me one day how rampant this shit is.
>>18520663gigachad meme side effect
>>18520664Why can't they grow longer?
>>18520667because it would look onions
>>18520670s/o/y*
>>18520670Does Rasputin look ꜱoy to you? I think he looks quite good, I can see why women throw themselves at him.
>>18520674Except for the bald spot, he looks like somewhat like me
>>18520675I see why you would think he looks ꜱoy, you have self esteem problems
>>18520663>I just dont understand where this even came from
>>18520680It's meant to be, even horses have moustaches
>>18520674No he looks nice as a 1800s guy. But in the 2020s longbeard feels like le epicz atheist science man s/o/y
>>18520684My whiskers are saddened for your mindset.
>>18520684>>18520687In hindsight, that's a bad picture.
>>18520687>>18520688You are no Rasputin, friend. I'm sorry but i'm just being honest
>>18520688Looks like a bigger fag than>>18520663
>>18520692Yeah, I said it was a bad picture
>>18520687>>18520695The hell is your problem? I said why can't they grow longer, not grow to terminal length. Those are disgusting.
>>18520696Only fags trying to hide their chin grow a beard longer than an inch. Or i guess disgusting curly pube beard guys who NEED it to be long or else it's vomit worthy
>>18520697Cough>>18520674>>18520667You can tell he has a decent chin despite it being longer than a quarter inch
>>18520697PREACH, BROTHER! LET US POST OUR CHINS TO MOG THE HAIRY BASTARDS!
>>18520674How'd you bypass the soi filter?
>>18520698It's not the 19th century anymore gramps.
>>18520701It's a secret that bearded men know, ꜱoy boy.
>>18520699Post hairline, dickhead.
>>18520705Rasputin had a beard because he was a tryhard that wanted to look mysterious, it sounds like you are the same
>>18520711Oaky, boomer
>>18520663needs to be longer and dreaded
>>18520711>>18520712
>>18520713May God grant you an early access pass.
>>18520711ꜱoy
>>18520715god needs me to stay put and continue warning sinners like you, that anyone who follows vain facial hair trends is doomed to never enter the gates of heaven.
>>18520723May Captain Burgundy take you in as a cabin boy
>>18520713>>18520723>>18520726Yeah, the crew could like him in the dark, below decks. Might have to get a barrel with a hole if not.
>>18520702Apologize, you Knave before I smack your bottom.
our effay lord and savior rocked the onions beardpersonally i look best with stubble. just electric razor twice a week and shave my neck daily
>>18520671newfag
>>18520713this meme will never take off
>>18521051ꜱoyfag
>>18521089post fit
>>18521097Your turn, post ꜱoyfit.
>>18520713>>18520695>>18520688>>18520687Yeesh
>>18521052say that to my face not online and see what happens
>>18521482Is he getting pounded from the back?
>>18521100post your own fit, on yourself, with timestamp
>>18521487No no no, post your ꜱoyfit before accusing others of not posting in sincerity
>>18520687
>>18520701that's not an sit's an ꜱ
>>18521751Revoke his beard privileges
> I want a beard but I don’t have great beard genetics and I’m afraid of letting it get too long
>>18520663>Why does every bearded man between the age of 25-30 have this style?Real answer?Because it's the lowest maintenance beard style and the one that requires the least amount of work with specialized tools. You can just trim it with a generic all purpose cutter and you're G2G.It also hides a lack of good facial aesthetics well.Conversely longer beards need expensive oiling and combing.>Where does it come from Stephen Frakes.
>>18521888>expensive oiling and combingDepends on the oil
>>18521923Get in
Even if you grow a beard, you can still tell if the guy has a weak jawline or a strong jawline.
>>18521936Daily reminder to trim your beard. You don't want ass hairs on your face.
>>18521923>>18521941that is truly horrific and an abomination in the eyes of god.
>>18521941>>18521923This poor creature needs to meet God.>>18522050Hold him still, my organic friend.
>>18520667It's a pain in the ass and people will make assumptions about you. I keep mine at about an inch on the chin and shorter on the sides because anything more just turns into an annoying mess and I need to maintain some semblance of professional appearance, even if standards are relaxed enough to have a beard at all.
>>18522269>people will make assumptions about you.Who are these people? I get compliments from fair Maidens and comely Wenches all the time.All I do is comb it, maybe some wax on the mustache sometimes to keep it even and not going in all directions. You live amongst hateful people, possibly modern day jews if they still exist after Brian Shaw's rampage.
>>18521488>still hasn't posted fitwhy are you afraid
>>18522275Scared, Potter?
>>18522275The Rus pants thread will never die.
>>18522276>>18522278Still haven't posted fit, stupid.
>>18522281I do not trust you, you would steal my image and use it to ridicule for years. I know this because I do the same thing.
>>18520674Seeing his cock made me want to be a girl lowkey ngl
>>18522269>people will make assumptions about youwhy do you care about what other people think. you're pathetic
>>18520710wtf Billy Mitchell on /fa/ with a gi?
>>18522679Who the hell is Billy Mitchell? It's not a gi.
>>18520663zillenial femanon here,too unkempt and fattened up to pull off the young cutesy twink look, too young to look like a mature man. What you get is this intermediate goofy big boy look every dude seems to sport the moment they leave college. Scruffy facial hair and fat. Wish more guys looked like picrel.
>>18522746>every dude>theyYWNBAW, tranny.
>>18522274>>18522298I'm not the type of dude having a big beard makes me look like I am, easier to nip it in the bud then deal with awkward situations when people get the wrong idea. I also have to deal with people including a lot of uptight boomers and that stuff goes a lot smoother when I look reasonably put together and professional.
>>18522298Retarded chud, you don't live in isolation on a deserted island. When you live in civilization, you dress and conduct yourself in a way that is presentable. Especially because looking presentable is advantageous to you. People will respect you more, treat you better, and will stay out of your way because you don't look suspicious or degenerate.
>>18520663It's a continuation of the soilennial look from the 2010s, which was a continuation of the hipster look from the late 2000s to early 2010s. Millennials started out by growing their beards out "ironically" to look like a parody of a lumberjack, because that's so quirky (teehee). That normalized keeping beards, so all the non-hipsters saw an opportunity to not put in any effort in their appearance and let their beards grow out, because nobody cares anymore if you're not clean shaved.A lot of these bearded skinny fat guys are also a bunch of nerds who work in IT and/or remotely from home, so grooming isn't much of a necessity for them, especially since corporate office culture has become a lot more casual since the 2000s, because most mega corps since the past 2 decades have been tech companies operating out of Silicon Valley, the hub of leftists and hipsters. So, that culture spread to the entire world through these tech giants.
>>18522791You can groom a long beard, you follower of Moloch
How is this a distinct style of beard it’s just not having shaved for a while. I clean shave, forget to shave until it gets to somewhere between stubble and this and then shave again
>>18522878>it’s just not having shaved for a while.They shave the cheek, they want that look
>>18522878He clearly trimmed his beard and let the mustache and soul patch grow out.
>>18522886>>18522895Oh, idk how the man’s beard grows. Who gives a fuck boys this is gay
>>18522928So is 99% of this board. Come, my friend let us leave this den of Sin.
>>18522282>admitting your fit is so bad it would be ridiculed for yearslol and you think you're allowed to have an opinion on anything
>>18522953Very well, hope I don't turn out like the guy in the squat rack they constantly mock on /fit/
>>18522953Very cool, would suckle
>>18522958Nice, here's mine
>>18522962>>18522958Get absolutely mogged
>>18520663I have always viewed this as the "unwilling to commit" beard. Shit or get off the pot. Either grow it into a real beard, or shave it clean. Pick one: do it now.
>>18522965I do not shit in a pot, I am no greek.
>>18522809As someone who grew an unreasonably lng beard, beards are high maibtennance. You gotta brush it, oil it, use special soap, etc. if you wanna keep it under control. Clean shavenbrequires just a daily shave or every other day.
Beards look nasty. They immediately make you think they might have some bugs, fungus or food scraps stuck in them. Which is why they make bearded men look like a bunch of gross savages. And no, long beards aren't any better either. All beards make you look like a caveman. It's an uncivilized and unhygienic look.
>>18523154Only if you are a weak jawed chinlet with a doughy soi face. A masculine man's face will never be mistaken for a woman's face. If anything clean shave is the best test for masculinity. If you look like a woman clean shaved, then a beard is just a cope to hide it. Which is why all these soilennials grow their beard out in the first place, because they know they're too effeminate without it.
>>18520663You don't see this one too often.
>>18523115For you
>>18523152For you
>>18523152>hey immediately make you think they might have some bugs, fungus or food scraps stuck in them. Which is why they make bearded men look like a bunch of gross savages. . All beards make you look like a caveman.based
>>18523152No hygiene ass comment
This generation will never know the softness of a freshly combed and oiled long beard.
>>18524320The saddest part is that guys with beards like in OP are trying -and failing- to look like this.
>>18520663hell yeah, muta
>>18520663Because I have a recessed chin and IT WON’T GROW PROPERLY ON MY FUCKING CHEEKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How do you get fuller face coverage? Im around 3 months in.Also are beard products, balm and whatever else, just snake oil or do they actually do something?
>>18525140Stop trimming
>>18525141I dont trim, I have left it untouched for 3 months
>>18525142Wait longer than 3 month
>>18525142If you can't get it in 3 months then forget about it. Not everyone gets full face coverage. Some people can only grow a neck beard, others can only grow a goatie, some can barely grow a mustache.
>>18525142Give up nigga
>>18525140you wont like this answer but when you jizz rub your cum in your beard and let it sit for a while. i have issues with trich so sometimes i have awkward bald spots and discovered i could get the hair to grow back quicker by rubbing some semen on the bald portions.
>>18525439I would mock you, were it not for the fact I have done the same.
Neckbeards and chinless chads everywhere.
>>18525441This board truly is full of fags
>>18525142I'd say try trimming, it'll help even things out and make it look cleaner and for me it grows out really nice after a trim. For me my beard normally looks it's best like 1-2 weeks post trim.
>>18525441>>18526276i also routinely eat my jizz, its a good form of bio feedback
>>18526279You bastard, he wants it to grow. Your advice will destroy weeks of progress
>>18526289Well i dont mean like trim everything to a certain guard but just even out certain spots to shape it up better. eg trim the cheeks down to a 2 or 3 and shape the the neck so it looks less neckbeardy or something along those lines
>>18526303The neck provide the density of a beard, you don't to have a see through beard do you?
>>18526311Go watch videos of barbers doing beard trims and you'll see what I mean.
>>18520667That looks like shit
>>18526564I don't want nightmares
>>18526586No more opium for this man. He is cut off until he apologizes.
>>18526786Sorry for the disturbance of that rude boy, continue the festivities.
>>18520674He has intense eyes was tall and wore cool suits/robes. The beard works
