Are zoomers rocking the simple-Jack to hide their hairline?
You can’t hide your hairline when you’re receding. The bangs would be too thin. Maybe they’re using a fuck ton of mousse or something if that were true.
>>18525542Now, even if they’re not balding, younger gen Z for some odd reason believe showing your forehead in any manner is somehow bad. That part doesn’t make sense.
>>18525514The truthnvke here is that your hair does not start falling off from your forehead. It starts from the peak of your scalp, where you can't even see, so you don't notice. Other will, though.
>>18525577that's actually rarer time of hair loss or starts when your hair line is already fucked. hair line hairloss is by far the most common.>>18525514this guy is. pay attention how the hair falls where the temples are. you can the barber tried to hide them. my barber did the same thing.>>18525542any type of messiness, curliness wil create more volume. you can also use products as well.
>>18525584>hair line hairloss is by far the most common.No, it's not. It is a zoomer thing, I'll give you that. It's common among zoomers, I don't know why, but it didn't used to be so.>starts when your hair line is already fuckedDefinitely not. You can still see thousands of men in their 40s or 50s with full hair on their foreheads and temples but no hair on the top of their scalps. Pic related.TikTok humiliation rituals do not represent the entirety of reality, you fucking midwit.
>>18525543Gen z is obsessed with looking youthfulShowing the male brow bone is the opposite of youth
>>18525642I feel for these kids, man. Twink death really does fuck you up when it happens seemingly out-of-the-blue. I was getting ID'd until like 28, but at 30 my hair just disappeared.I struggled mightily for about 5-6 months (also during the pandy, so I was hyperfocused on my hair in the mirror) before I finally took the buzzpill. Then you struggle again for another 1-3 months gripping with your new bald persona. But now I'm honestly completely at peace with it, and kinda enjoy it.But for these kids who are super obsessed with their youth and looksmaxxing, it's going to be really tough. Women are very vocal about their dislike for balding as well. Though, I've found this applies more to the "balding but clinging to it" guys than the actual shaved heads out there. Like anything, what women say does not always line up with their actions. Just own it. Do your best to eat well, do your skin-care, and exercise like a mf. I'm not Jason Statham, but I am in the best shape of my life, lean, with a shaved head. I would rather have hair, sure... but it's not a bad look, and works alright for me. Life goes on little Zoomies, don't get too hung up on it.
>>18525514100% yes, i see this all the time where the wind blows slightly and you can see the massive recession
>>18525514At least it's not some retarded broccoli shit
>>18525832>early signs Those mfers are practically bald alreadyIt's over for them
poisonous vaccines + washing too much + aggressive plastic-filled hair shampoos + low-protein diets (often vegan) + zero sun and seawater + wearing caps and hoods all the timeThat's what you get. And you all deserve it.
>>18525629Nigger, you do realize there are different types of balding patterns, right?
>>18525825bro, your dutasteride?
>>18525878Absolutely not. This is precisely why you Zoomies aren't going to make it. Fuck, I hope these kids don't literally start having mass suicides because of hairloss and low metabolism at 30+. Women are going to get more and more ruthless with this shit over the next 5-10 years too. Just be a fucking man. Embrace the seasons of your life, be active in your community, raise up/protect women and children. Women will eventually change tune when they hit their own wall. Bald doesn't have to mean sickly, it's up to you to embrace your manhood and project strength + stoicism in the face of vapid cunts on social media..
>>18525901I'll do all those things and have a full head of hair, fuck you.
>>18525954Heh okay pal, good luck with that. Unskilled zoomies/alphas entering into an inhospitable work force, nobody wants to hire you, soon to be replaced by AI. But I'm sure, you'll have the funds for a lifetime of treatments and will prioritize your fucking hair lol ;)
>>18525874Then we must assume the covid vaccine was programmed to make you go through "type A" process, you dumb fucking jerk.