If you can't then give up. Seriously. Go start reading or playing video games. Get a different hobby. Short hair and especially short hair because you are balding makes you a sub-5. This is not a put down. This is a public service annoucement. Save your time because you only get one life. Choose your battles. Get a pair of jeans and a hoodie and forget fashion if you can't grow your hair.
I am currently in the process of growing my hair out, but every time I have tried this in the past it's been a failure because my hair is so coarse and feathery and frizzy. But I'm trying.You see, I love long hair, and I am lucky enough to be in my 30s and have zero receding hairline or thinning hair, so this is my last chance. it's not going too well because of how wild my hair gets but I'm trying
sorry about your insecurity, best of luck bro
>>18531563Just keep growing it. Most people give up when they are at the awkward phase. It seriously gets better if you give it time.>>18531564Keep being the butt of jokes behind your back I guess. Keep spending hours a week looking at clothes online and in stores, thousands a year and just looking like a tryhard who is over compensating. You need to move on. There is a reason this board is dead. Everyone mid just realized the issue and focused on other things in life, and the handful left are either eternally deluded losers or the minority who made it.
>>18531565my brother has the same shit hair and I distinctly remember when he grew it long in high school and he ended up looking like george washington. not good!I won't try and use straightener but I do have some nice conditioners which might keep it manageable
>>18531578>Yea bro just wear paisley board shorts and a Target white button up with your skinhead and you'll look just like this.The cope is unreal.
>>18531578wait is he banging a 10yo
>>18531591It's so hard for incels to imagine people procreating?
>>18531588Post your picture where you mog him, go ahead.
>>18531562He looks better on the right tho. More masculine, more mature, more high T. He should grow a beard and maybe get some tattoos, and he'll instantly become a 9.5/10. All chicks dig masculine, muscular, bald men with beards and tattoos.
>>18531562left: looks goodmiddle top: looks badmiddle: looks goodmiddle bottom: looks badright: it's shaved bald without reasonThat's the problem with long hair. It looks good on a man if it's just the right length and perfectly placed to look cool. Otherwise it removes attractiveness.
>>18531562NopeI got a hair cut after years of long hair and i look greatLong hair is for neckbeard redditors, every neckbeard white fat nerd i see at the grocery store has long greasy hair
>>18531620??? He just said you wouldn't look this good, what are you trying to prove?
>>18531562no, I have curly hair and it looks terrible
I will have beautiful hair even when I'm old, here's the cheat code I use:
>So vexxed by chrome domes that he has to make a pointless thread about itkeep your gay ass psa to yourself or keep screaming into the void ig
>>18531618With 10 yo!?
>>18531562>>18531563>>18531565What is the "awkward phase" so many people bring up? What does it generally look like? Does it just start at medium-long hair that's a bit past the tops of the ears and growing a bit longer at the back?
>>18532310it's medium long hair that isn't undercut at all and therefor not clean around the ears and sides, because the goal is to get it long and flowing. so it gets fuckin' weird for several weeks or even months. for me it's when my hair reaches short-medium (usually when I give up) because my hair is really coarse and doesn't fall with gravity, it look like a goddamn scarecrow. other people just get weird anton chigurh hair for awhile
>>18532293kek
>>18531571>>18531575lmao no
>>18531562Long hair looks ugly sorry not sorry
>>18531562The thing about long hair like most male fashion trends is, you have to have a very attractive face to look good in it. Either hyper masculine Jason Momoa-esque or hot twink à la Harry Styles.If you don't fit in to either of these two male archetypes you will look like a greasy reddit weeb or a troon, and so you're better off keeping it short.
>>18533333this/fa/ needs to have a permanent ugly man fashion threadjust pictures of steven buscemi in various attire
>>18531802>Cope, the post.It's fine that you're bald bro, but don't straight up lie tho.
>>18533443I'm not bald though, I'm just telling you the truth. On the left, he looks like an average twink, on the right, he looks more like a real man, but he should grow a beard asap to look even manlier.
>>18533424buscemi with a buzz would be horrid. his hair definitely helps a lot
>>18533451>but he should grow a beard asap to look even manlier.made it too obvious there.
>>18533469this
This thread turned balding boomerlennials insane.
So, basically if you can’t grow a wolf cut, give up and die in a corner.
>>18534967No, just get some clean basics and focus on relationships, money, hobbies, things that matter instead of obsessing over clothes.
how long do you think this hair is when pulled down?
>just let it grow bro!most guys don’t have nice hair sorry
>>18535020That’s like telling an incel to give up and never improve.
Why is this board obsessed with looking like an elf?
>>18535040are you shrooming? the elves in PJ's Tolkien movies are fucking hot af. You're shrooming.
>>18532293You should read "The Beginners Guide to Sarcasm" it'll change your life. Each copy comes with a coupon for a free blowjob too!
>>18535036yep so they should give up. op is right
>hobby
No, I have curly hair and it becomes unmanageable. It can look pretty good, but there’s too much maintenance and I can’t be fucked doing it anymore. When I was in my early 20s I kept it long but now I’m established and in a relationship so who gives a fuck what I look like really>>18533333Checked
>>18531562Idk what to do about my hair. Combing and using conditioner doesn't seem to work. Any ideas?
I think men think long hair looks good because we like it but in reality it doesnt seem to frame a lot of our faces well makes us try to look pretty, instead of handsome
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