what is the most effay phone?
>>18534494Whatever the smallest current iphone you can get is. Phones, smart watches and all other gay little tech gadgets are the antithesis of effay. Phones should be kept out of sight in public as much as humanly possible.
>>18534494this guy is just ASKING for his phone to get jacked. the amount of retards i see on a daily basis with their belongings unattended and/or easily exposed to thieves is mind boggling. ive honestly considered quitting my job and becoming a full time pickpocket
>>18534494I think if you're gonna go full retard and carry a phone externally you should at least put it in a holster so it's not flapping around
>>18534494What phone you have is honestly irrelevant nowadays. It's a slab of glass with a couple cameras on it. Even migrant workers overstaying their visas have the newest iPhone leased to them. What I think is overlooked by people here, and yet what is more apparent to those in real life, is your phone case. Something rugged, with pointless chicken scratch indentations, or something trashy looking, can instantly cheapen a person's appearance. Such a case is a more reliable way to stereotype someone, and a more common denominator, than say cargo shorts.
>>18534494Beauty stops where the 80s finish.
idk but those old dudes with the otterbox phone holsters have insane aura and presence. maybe apple is onto something
>>18534829I wish apple still made the leather cases. silicone feels so cheap.
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>>18534494There will never be a phone as effay as this again.
>>18534494light phone 2 and otherwise owning no other phones/laptops/pcs/tablets
Have you tried throwing all of your money at the problem. Either buy the most expensive or all of them. I'm sure you'll find some bitch boy to suck your cock if you just get the perfect phone.
>>18534494Isn’t Apple best friends with Nike? I’m sure that they can come up with something better than that.
>>18535803That's a man, innit?
>>18534867>insane aura and presencethats literally what aura means
>>18535816i hope so
why they picked a guy with a bike to show this strap is beyond retarded. not only does he look like shit but are you telling me he rides the bike with the phone slapping around?the actual target audience for this are Asian teenage girls that already use straps like this
>>18537660and the pic didn't send ofc
>>18534494>most effayi'm tired of this nonsense phrase. effay-ness of an item is not quantitative>>18534829personally i find no case to be the strongest look, especially if you are bold enough to pick something outside of the rounded corner metal and glass slab archetype
>>18534494iPhone 13 mini
>>18534829all those are shitoh and alsothere isnt a woman alive that wears her sweater up over her knuckles
>>18535393basedanother contender from Finland
>>18538088I had this phone in this exact colorshit plastic screen wore out after the warranty expired, repairing costs as much as an used one
>>18534494So does "effay" just mean gay then or what?
>>18534494>what is the most effay phone?whatever the latest iphone is
>>18534576People like you are why the west can never be a high trust society
