How do (You) hide your male pattern baldness?
>>18542417Shave it.
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>>18542417Wear a hat. What do you think hats are for? Wear different types of hats. Make them part of your outfit, because they ARE supposed to be part of your outfit. You don't leave your head naked like a whore.
>>18542433this. get a stovepipe. wear it with a minecraft hoodie and adidas sweatpants. its a part of your look, own it.
i dont
>>18542433I wear a denim wizard hat. I'm not balding, I just enjoy the novelty factor.
>>18542433there was a time when hair crowned our heads, when the wind could play in it, when the sun did not shame us. but as the years wore on, the strands thinned, the crowns diminished, and the earth mocked our bare scalps. some tried to resist, others sought cover from the devastation
>>18542433all of these except the baseball cap will look larpy and out of place as fuck! don't wear these unless you're a big unc over 50, ur not gonna pull it off
>>18543102This entire board is about larping
>>18543102All fashion is a larp, retard. Every time you wear an outfit, you're trying to project a certain look that was originally associated with some profession. If you wear a baseball cap, you're larping as a baseball player. Just because everyone wears it doesn't make it any less of a larp. Same goes for the trucker hat or trucker jacket. If you wear jeans you're larping as a blue collar worker despite being a fag who has never done any physical work in his life. Sweatpants and hoodies were meant for athletes.Meanwhile, most of the other hats in that pic were meant for everyday use by everyone. They weren't part of some uniform or profession. So grow some balls and wear whatever you like, looks good on you, and is convenient and useful. Or else get out of fashion, because fashion is not for cowardly NPCs who are afraid to stand out and express themselves.
>>18544792so what? meanings of things change. everyone wears jeans now, from blue collars to billionaires. they're just pants, that's it. >most of the other hats in that pic were blahblahblah They *were* and they're associated with that period when they *were* worn, and nobody actually wears them anymore. Except for autists, old people and menswear influencers, but nobody in their right mind would think any of those three groups are fashionable.
