I was reading through the archives and came across these posts >Your larp is up. Fuck off.>:) (and pic related proving she is a woman and not larping as one) >Would you do this maid thing as described here?>Finally a real woman to ask….>Woman would you be willing to put on a bikini and a remote controlled shock collar and be your bf and his friends maid and waitress on super bowl Sunday? your bf and his friends take turns having the remote control which controls the shock collar locked on your neck.>Of couse I would, for my husband.>Could you make me really happy by putting your hand here >>27199534 over a piece of paper saying yes? How do I know you >>27199560 are also >>27199534 ?And when you say for your husband you mean also his friends too right? (No his friends can’t touch you and your husband is supervising although his friends still get served food by you and get a turn with the remote)>Yes to all of that, even though that would be a very intimidating request. That would be so embrassing. You better buy her a big rock, buddy!
>>18554317How big of a diamond would you need to buy?
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You give her a cheap and quirky ring and then tell her that she can buy an expensive one if she wants one. This is followed by a very detailed explanation of why buying gold and diamonds is wrong and essentially a scam, of course. My goal is then to ultimately discourage even her from wanting to buy one.https://youtu.be/N5kWu1ifBGU
>>18555896that's antisemitic
>>18555896>>18554317this is hot enough I'd buy her an overpriced diamond with no resale value
>>18556340cuck
