If you are above 30, just eat right, exercise regularly and combine sunscreen + basic skincare for your daily routine. You will literally magnet all the agressive slutty zoomettes and get at least 9/10 prime pussy that you always lusted for in your youth you fuckin bum.
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>>18554372janny makes all these threads
>>18554372This grandpa again.
>Jannies mad Pigslim didn’t experience twink death yet
Also, that faggot has horrible skin. Worse than a roastie's. His skin looks like something you'd find on a 50+ year old than a 36 year old.
>>18554372what garbage thirdwhurlde shithole does this degenerate come from?also OP is right, daily and evening skincare goes a long fucking way. people think I'm 10 years younger than I am because I take care of my skullmask. I don't skip through the streets like degenerate pædo though
>>18554389Not sucking down tobacco really does make a difference.
>>18554389Looks like Brazil.
>>18554391Don't smoke, don't drink, stay away from goyslop and eat simple home cooked food, fast regularly, drink plenty of water, exercise regularly, maintain a proper posture, meditate to keep your stress under control, and keep your mind engaged in intellectual and creative tasks/hobbies. If you do that, you'll not only look younger than your age, but also live long, stay fit and healthy, and remain mentally sharp well into your old age.
>>18554391I do drink and smoke too much but just on weekends.and no I don't look like a child but I do have better complexion than I deserve to have. I owe it all to Clinique
>>18554399You shouldn’t smoke at all. I did when I partied hard in my 20s. Twink rebirth is not a meme, but it’s not easy. It requires a hell of a lot of detoxing, fitness, and hibernation, not just a flattering haircut with bangs.
>>18554372this guy is actually 60, right?
>>18554400I know anon I know. I have been smoking an drinking the last couple days because it's been a busy weekend and my face is red and crustie and my cheeks are drying out. I will be wearing an overnight mask moisturizer for the day because I need to supple up
>>18554402The fact that the text looks layered on and it says “male model” kinda shows that it’s all bullshit and meant to make you feel insecure or defeated. He’s probably late 50s and just some random Brazilian. I mean, he’s wearing the default Brazilian outfit, which is a tee, shorts, and flipflops.
>>18554405It’s not just the drying out. Alcohol that has sugars will give you a bloat. I have a very angular face with smooth skin, but a night of sugary alcoholic drinks at a bar will turn me from Leon Kennedy into human Shrek the next morning.Also, a little fun tip is to have a lot of oxygen. Take antihistamines and nasal spray. Thank me later.
>>18554408I irrigate my sinuses actually which opens me up. And yeah my face gets puffie after boozing but it's even worse the 2nd day because I consume lots of salts to replenish my electrolytes and usually overdo it with soups and broths and such, and then I retain water I get bags under my eyes and shit. This is the price I pay but after a couple days I go back to normal
>>18554409You need to supplement with vitamins and leafy greens to detox and fill you back up. Magnesium, vitamin A, and iron are the most common losses after a night out. I know the late night munchies after coming home are a bitch. Just replace that with a fuck ton of water or green tea and then eat the next day.Believe me. When I said I used to party hard, I mean like glowsticks until sunrise twice a month and small dives in between. A pack of American Spirits a week. Hardly any sleep. Going to Denny’s after closing.I understand people go out because there’s fuckall to do these days. Cut back on that. Workout and get up early to go on an adventure in the world.
>>18554410Yeah I take a cocktail of vitamins, a multi, mega b complex, and some omega 3's just for maintenance. I eat healthy and don't eat things like pizza and burgers and such. I have a really good electrolyte powder that isn't just sodium and potassium like the cheap ones, but also has magnesium and calcium, and I also supplement with Manshakes because when you're dehydrated fortified liquid meal shakes are fucking perfect without introducing so much salt
>>18554389brazil
>>18554377The pieces of shit jannies spam shitty threads so that actually good threads are pushed into the archives.
>>18554415You aren't just taking a cocktail of vitamins. It's a cocktail of a ton of degenerate chemicals that will fuck your body up over the years. You'll see their effect as you get older. Stop poisoning yourself with drugs. Eat normal food. You don't need to pop pills everyday like a fucking roastie. Eat lots of seasonal vegetables and fruits for your vitamin and mineral requirements. That's all you need.
Does anyone have more webms of this dude? I remember seeing one where he is taking a selfie video. I feel pretty bad for him.>>18554389>I don't skip through the streets like degenerate pædo thoughKek
>>18554558it's hard to tell if he's a troll and in on the joke, a jerk, or just pitiful. any option is possible and all are mutually exclusive.
>>18554565>a troll and in on the jokeI doubt it anon, he doesn't strike me as a dude capable of self-reflection.
>>18554565>>18554589Of course he's in on the joke, the guy is like 50. It's just standard rage bait.
>>18554565>anon doesn't know what engagement bait is
>>18554386Are you gonna cry, son?
I'm over 30 and no, this will not happen.
>>18554594Of course, middle-aged Brazilian favela monkeys are known for their post-ironic self-deprecating humor.
I'm 35 and look closer to 25. Currently in the best shape of my life, well-dressed, blessed with a great face card, hygiene immaculate, make good money, interesting hobbies, have a sweet loft apartment...But I'm 5'7, so naturally I haven't had sex in 3 years. Zoomettes literally look at me with disgust, like they wish I were dead.
>>18554805This is me btw
>>18554806Lol nah, I'm white. I was lucky to have been young during an era where guys like Zach Efron and Ian Somerhalder were considered sex icons. Efron alone helped me get laid more times than I can count in the early 2010s. But Zoomettes have different criteria, and right now the height thing is just way too ingrained in them.
>>18554387He lives in a favela take it easy on him
This idea that 18-21 year old girls are after 30-39 year old 4channers is pure fantasy/delusion/cope.
>>18554377>an equally terrible thread died for thisOh no!
>>18554372He just like me frfrt.millenial
>>18554829cope general
>>18554825I bagged a 25 year old at my mid 30s. I can't imagine being with someone that's 18 or 20, especially these days kids seem stupid.
>>18554378I believe it>>18554385kek came to post this gem and you beat me to it
>>18554760not me mocking you, janny. i don't use the enemy's language.
>>18554399KEK!!! You look very much your age, you just have mental illness.
>>18554399let me guess, 44 years old?(being very fair because you could very well be Juden Peterson)
>>18554962>I can't imagine being with someone that's 18 or 20the femboys ain't bad
>>18554558LuanOli
>Why won’t you millennials just give up and die!?Lmao
>>18555052nah nobody ever guesses my age>>18555059I don't have any wrinkles anon
>>18554372or just actually look youngi'm 31 and i tap 18yo boypussy regularly because i look early 20's max
>>18555218Gays are easy street, and everyone knows it. Gay dudes have "daddy" fetishes and you can pretty much fuck teen gays well into your 60's.
>>18555218nah. the teen boys WANT a older guy. ur a silverdaddy for them.
>>18555221>>18555237This. The girls are very picky, and the guys will actively try to cock block you if even one girl says hello to you. Gays have almost no standards and haven’t for decades.
>>18555237>>18555221how could i be that if i lie about my age to them?its about looks, but i give you that we faggots are depraved so whatever
>>18554386jannies will never post my pic because i actually look young
No amount of looksmaxxing will ever make you fuckable just off your attitude. Have fun being alone at your own funeral!
>>18554399That receded hairline and gray on temples and whiskers alone makes you look 40-ish. Your eyes/nose/mouth area is likely just as telling.Unless you're about 50yo or older, you very much look your age.
>>18554372That's just straight up twinkdeath denial. :/
>>18554378Yuck. This is what happens when you postpone twink death for way too long. Niggas start looking weird. Uncanny valley weird. Skin looks great, I guess, but that faggot needs to rethink his grooming.
>>18554372Dude looks fucking old
