Do I look onions (onions)?
>>18578048No, you look like a ꜱoyjack who indulges in ꜱoybeans made of ꜱoy
>>18578051But I have oakleys...
>>18578060>ꜱoykleys
>>18578174:(
>>18578048based on your looks i would assume you know where i can find most drugs locally and fast but you're gonna pinch off the bag
>>18578420I dont really do drugs anymore but do you expect people to risk getting arrested as a middle man for free?
>>18578048You look like you smoke too much weed and are the guy that is most likely to shit yourself at a party.
>>18578048Raggedy. Shave bro. H8888 them hipster reddit glasses in year of our lord 2025Move to another style of glasses. Hipster shit is dead
>>18578440Yea u look past your prime which is why at least you should shave clean because if you gonna dress like a youngin at least attempt to always look youngin rn you look like a soiboy trying too hard to keep the dead hispter trend alive. Just let it go.Nice hair tho its shiny. Do you play in a band?
>>18578448>sucker punchya thats all they can do but blacks don't know how to throw punches or fight. every video of them fighting is just flailing wild haymakers like spastics. super easy to counter every time if you know what you're doing.but blacks are still very dangerous in a fight because they will gang up and soccer kick your head if you get knocked over and they don't stop if you're unconscious. i would avoid physical confrontations with them even if they are unarmed, intoxicated, etc.
>>18578475theres a longer version of this that shows two nigs and an adult teacher square up and get clocked before it cuts to him getting pushed into the window
>>18578481Black pipo and gettin in trouble over dumb shit name a more iconic duo
>>18578445I have a CDL and dont do drugs>>18578452I have three kids and am married. This coat is like 15 years old>do you play in a bandNo but I probably should try to clean up doing covers. I am a very competent bass player but I mostly play bajo and mandolin now.
>>18578451I like my glasses. I have been bringing back mutton chops single handedly but I kept incrementally shrinking them back maintaining them so the beard is intermediary. I will go back to the chops probably in about a week.
>>18578489You look like one of those American Football members form the midwest emo band you know. Math rock, early emo. They are all washed now and in their 40s with kids
>>18578493I am an ex mall goth emo kid turned hippie and now no longer either. Its funny how well you could guess that type of thing
>>18578492Shave fully, your hair is good tho you will get compliments, shiny therfore good. Just try to not look hobo. Id suggest you start wearing a blazer more often, the rest of the fit doesnt matter much just make the blazer a central piece of your wardrobe cuz ur older nao
>>18578497Me too. But stop being hippie its just ugly. Im not saying cut yo hair keep it. But clean shave. You have a good jaw anyway
And when u tie ur hair just fold it twice on itself, then with a hair band do a double twist wrap to lock it inIts possible to keep pulling long hair off as an adult, same for th shaven gillete man lookPlay around it
>>18578489>banjo>bass>mandolinbased>>18578498agree i feel like u gotta pick between long hair and beard because both is a bit much. and you have a good jaw so keep the hair.try amodimethicone conditioner i have the same texture and it fixed my frizz.
>>18578498>>18578499My wife likes the mutton chops and sometimes in public randomly they really pop. I'm not familiar with how fast this board moves but I think I have enough growth I can bring back the chops by tomorrow afternoon. People seem to think it looks cool
>>18578511Thats a niche taste but if it works for you do it
>>18578512I have to go to sleep and then work but if this thread is still active I'll post the chops. If not I'll make a new thread in about 15 hours and continue to defend myself.
>>18578048>>18578489You have a CDL? I take back my words >>18578051 >>18578174. I apologize Brother.
