Now that the dust has settled, why DID millenials age like such shit compared to us zoomers?
A 30 year old looking like a teen is uncanny and looks stupid
>>18599402I have yet to see any evidence that zoomers aren't aging like shit too.
>>18599402One is a man and the other a pathetic little faggot?
>>18599402A 34yo in 2025 is a millennial, not a zoomer. Unless you count the early 90s as the beginning of the zoomer generation
every new generation is the fattest in history
a 34yo is a millenial, not a zoomer and sean connery is a boomer
>>18599402Sean Connery spent time in the sun, humans used to do that.
>>18599402Connery was a laborer and bricklayer before he was an actor, while that femboy never worked a real job for a day in his life.
>>18599697i look like the guy on the right. im mid 30's and didn't take care of myself at all. drug addiction, used to be a roofer, used to fight, lots of time out in the sun without sunscreen, no skincare routine etc. i think its genetics and plastics in the food/water and all the garbage additives/preservatives/colorants/etc in the food supply since the 1980s. or some combination of factors like that.
>>18599725Depends on the drugs and what you did for a living. It's not just time in the sun either, it's if you're doing laborious work too, that can age you really bad if you're doing shit like construction.Food is a factor I think too, there are a lot of preservatives and shit like that, and I've heard it's even managing to cause people who have died to decay a lot slower since their bodies are so full of preservatives now.
>>18599402Zoomers aged like absolute milk tho
>>18599729>Depends on the drugscocaine/mdma daily habit>what you did for a livinghome remodel and roofing>Food is a factor I think too, there are a lot of preservatives and shit like that, and I've heard it's even managing to cause people who have died to decay a lot slower since their bodies are so full of preservatives now.i agree my diet was total shit growing up. now i eat and live super clean and i can tell a difference not just in how i look but mostly how i feel.
Aging is like 90% genetics. The rest is diet, skincare, and cope.
>>18599725>>18599729>>18599747let me clear up the confusion for you here, when anon says>i look like the guy on the right.That's some bullshit.>>18599746I don't think so. Part of the massive price of being the first gen raised on social media is that everyone is watching you age under a microscope. Millennials drifted from skinny jean punks to balding soi beards without anyone watching it happen.
>>18599750>can't do anything about muh ageingJust eat raw meat and drink blood, bro
>>18599697>>18599447>>18599686>real MEN do real LABOR like haul manly BRICKS
>>18599422>uncanny and looks stupid
>>18599422I'm 28 and look 21You're just jealous I still get to fuck 18 year olds
>Sean Connery>millennialWhat kind of a retarded engagement bait is this? Go back to twatter, you degenerate scum.
>>18600023Yes. Nowaday they can't even open the cap on their söylent bottle.
>>18600023this>>18599686was me, and I didn't say anything about MEN or masculinity at all, you slandering fuck. It's a fact that young people barely even leave their fucking houses compared to Connery's generation. Did I touch a nerve or what? Gollum lookin' ass, babyfaced cave-dwelling troglodyte.
>>18600241Yep, niggers look like niggers. Doesn't change a thing about what I said though.
>>18599402millenials will live longer thats allyou can thank modern medicine for that
>>18600062You're just jealous of my ability to have a long lasting and stable relationship that isn't based purely on sexual exploiting vulnerable young women in order to ease my own aging insecurities, like some kind of vampiric narcissist.
>>18600241The National Geographic pic has:>thin lips>straight hair>Vegetarian teeth>pink skinSomething's not right.....
>>18600246You sound jealous because you've been stuck in a codependent relationship you're too insecure to move on from and coping with delusions of traditionalism while adopting the view that adult women, who are fully responsible for themselves in the eyes of the legal system, are by and large "vulnerable" to sexual exploitation and infantile, since your social experience is minimal and has no basis in reality
>>18600003just let it go, bro
>>18600336>while adopting the view that adult women, who are fully responsible for themselves in the eyes of the legal system, are by and large "vulnerable" to sexual exploitation and infantileDoes your personal morality come downstream from the American legal code? kek>coping with delusions of traditionalismI don't give a fuck about tradition. I care about perspective, you fucking retard. Young people are obviously immature and naïve compared to me, that's the nature of youth. Young women especially, they're coddled and infantilized more than men are. Only reason you can't see it is cause you're still mentally 12 years old, I guess that means you can fuck them too? Tell me again how women are treated as being responsible by the legal system after you look at how their sentencing stats compare to men, you tard-fuckin' monkey fuck.>You sound jealous>you've been stuck in a codependent relationship>your social experience is minimal and has no basis in realityAll cope, assumptions, and more cope. You have to imagine I'm in a codependent relationship to justify purposefully seeking out immaturity like the fat kid at a buffet. Do you think you're the first guy to come up with this bullshit? You're just a nigger trying to find an "unlimited money glitch" to make up for being an abject failure in every meaningful way. You're another run of the mill exploitative douchebag with no moral compass and zero sense of responsibility. You probably know it even better than I do, you're just too much a fucking coward to own it, you weaselly little fuck-worm.
>>18600336NTA but you sound very mad about something, are you ok anon?
>>18600351 >insane ramblings on a Polynesian crochet enthusiast forumYo...Not reading all that, bud>weaselly little fuck-wormLmfao. What a "long lasting and stable relationship" does to a mf
>>18600365>I-I'm not a coward...I'm cool! He's literally me!The 'cool guy" schtick is all cope. The kid from "Rushmore" isn't even cool, he's an insecure tryhard. Tell me you're a mentally broken millennial faggot without telling me.Look at my gif. That's literally me laughing at you because I'm totally on top and actually destroyed you. Wow, how embarrassing for you.
>why do older people look older than younger peopleJesus fuck shut the fuck up
>>18600428both at 34 nigger
>>18600415It's literally you because that character is a play-actor with a disfigured smile much like you in this "healthy' steady going relationshipWisdom is wasted on the old, chief
>>18600477Sure thing, bud. And youth is wasted on the motherfucking youth.
>>18599402>>18600428>>18600472Thomas Brodie-Sangster was born in 1990, he's a sheltered millennial, not a zoomer, and he doesn't even look as good as that today. Pic related is him at 35. Sean Connery on the other hand was born into hard times and lived a rough life, while he looks bad for 35 he looked good well into his old age. The twink soft-boy look on the other hand just gets weirder and more grotesque as these guys age.
>>18600062>I'm 28 and look 21
>>18599402He didn't use sunscreen and there weren't estrogen compounds in everything the way it was before
>>18600490Cope harder, oldboy
>>18600703I'm younger than you.
>I'm 28 and look 21
>>18601208Damn, here's that fine ahh youthful femboi twink I told ya about. He fine ahh don't have a wrinkle on 'em, just hows I likes 'em *repeatedly lee-ucks and smay-ucks mah big swollen bee stung niqqa lei-uhps* ...MhMmm...
>>18600489>The twink soft-boy look on the other hand just gets weirder and more grotesque as these guys age.Precisely, i dont even know why men want to look young, they literally just look like pussies. Peak male attractiveness is unironically like 35-40.
>>18600062Looking younger is Ideal but you made it weird honestly your proving—>>>18599422 him right But whatever enjoy your 12th grader pussy
>>18599746They age like shit because they inhale a bunch of flavored batteries faster than the average chain smoking boomer.
>4chan reeling at the idea of having sex with an 18 year oldWhen did you all turn into moral dinosaurs? The fuck is wrong with having legal sex? You're literally proving him right by seething this hard over low effort bait.
>>18600865>I'm younger than you.
>>18601208>malding over being a cortisol junkie and having dogshit genes
>>18601544>>18601548
>>18599402Why were Ferb's balls clipped.
>>18600062>I'm 28 and look 21bullshit
>>18600336>coping and seethingy u mad bro?
>>18601684What the fuck is this meme did you make it yourself?
>>18602031>It describes him so well he thinks it must have been made to target him, specifically.
>>18601208Enough of this memeThis monkey looks old as fuck, look at all that wrinkles
>>18602194And yet he thinks he looks 17, like a lot of delusional uncs. They should go out touch some grass and talk to actual children and teenagers, who will see them as an actual uncle and not their fellow kid.
>>18602138The opposite actually, I dont know anyone who fits this so i thought you might have made it about yourself or someone you know or something
>>18599402I'm 44 and get told I look like I'm in my 20s.
>>18600062I feel like in my country nobody 18-20 wants someone who’s 27-30+, >source; i used to routinely fuck 18 year olds, even 5 girl roster at one point, until I was 23, and then seemingly lost my appeal to them now that I’m 28Shame but I don’t miss the lack of experience some of them sluts had but it’s def better vagoo
>>18602194Thats the joke retard
>>18602589>I feel like in my country nobody 18-20 wants someone who’s 27-30+,They do if you look good. Most of them will let any 30+ actor/model fuck them in a second. As long as you look good, women of any age will get thirsty for you. And don't look like a roidnigger. Most women don't like that gorilla look. They prefer youthful, athletic and pretty boy look. A lot of guys in their 20s and 30s start gymceling hard and turn into gorillas. That instantly makes you look old and unappealing to younger women.
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>>18599450This. And Sean James Bond is literally a boomer. Zoomer posts are trollb8 retarded n mods aren't genociding them frm 4chins .
>>18602871To be fair, most of the dudes that become gymcels never looked like pretty boys to begin with. It's usually a marked improvement from how they start.
>>18599746I saw that black baker guy on youtube once and genuinely thought he was like twice his actual age
