Now that the dust has settled, why DID millenials age like such shit compared to us zoomers?
A 30 year old looking like a teen is uncanny and looks stupid
>>18599402I have yet to see any evidence that zoomers aren't aging like shit too.
>>18599402One is a man and the other a pathetic little faggot?
>>18599402A 34yo in 2025 is a millennial, not a zoomer. Unless you count the early 90s as the beginning of the zoomer generation
every new generation is the fattest in history
a 34yo is a millenial, not a zoomer and sean connery is a boomer
>>18599402Sean Connery spent time in the sun, humans used to do that.
>>18599402Connery was a laborer and bricklayer before he was an actor, while that femboy never worked a real job for a day in his life.
>>18599697i look like the guy on the right. im mid 30's and didn't take care of myself at all. drug addiction, used to be a roofer, used to fight, lots of time out in the sun without sunscreen, no skincare routine etc. i think its genetics and plastics in the food/water and all the garbage additives/preservatives/colorants/etc in the food supply since the 1980s. or some combination of factors like that.
>>18599725Depends on the drugs and what you did for a living. It's not just time in the sun either, it's if you're doing laborious work too, that can age you really bad if you're doing shit like construction.Food is a factor I think too, there are a lot of preservatives and shit like that, and I've heard it's even managing to cause people who have died to decay a lot slower since their bodies are so full of preservatives now.
>>18599402Zoomers aged like absolute milk tho
>>18599729>Depends on the drugscocaine/mdma daily habit>what you did for a livinghome remodel and roofing>Food is a factor I think too, there are a lot of preservatives and shit like that, and I've heard it's even managing to cause people who have died to decay a lot slower since their bodies are so full of preservatives now.i agree my diet was total shit growing up. now i eat and live super clean and i can tell a difference not just in how i look but mostly how i feel.
Aging is like 90% genetics. The rest is diet, skincare, and cope.
>>18599725>>18599729>>18599747let me clear up the confusion for you here, when anon says>i look like the guy on the right.That's some bullshit.>>18599746I don't think so. Part of the massive price of being the first gen raised on social media is that everyone is watching you age under a microscope. Millennials drifted from skinny jean punks to balding soi beards without anyone watching it happen.
>>18599750>can't do anything about muh ageingJust eat raw meat and drink blood, bro
>>18599697>>18599447>>18599686>real MEN do real LABOR like haul manly BRICKS
>>18599422>uncanny and looks stupid
>>18599422I'm 28 and look 21You're just jealous I still get to fuck 18 year olds
>Sean Connery>millennialWhat kind of a retarded engagement bait is this? Go back to twatter, you degenerate scum.
>>18600023Yes. Nowaday they can't even open the cap on their söylent bottle.
>>18600023this>>18599686was me, and I didn't say anything about MEN or masculinity at all, you slandering fuck. It's a fact that young people barely even leave their fucking houses compared to Connery's generation. Did I touch a nerve or what? Gollum lookin' ass, babyfaced cave-dwelling troglodyte.
>>18600241Yep, niggers look like niggers. Doesn't change a thing about what I said though.
>>18599402millenials will live longer thats allyou can thank modern medicine for that
>>18600062You're just jealous of my ability to have a long lasting and stable relationship that isn't based purely on sexual exploiting vulnerable young women in order to ease my own aging insecurities, like some kind of vampiric narcissist.
>>18600241The National Geographic pic has:>thin lips>straight hair>Vegetarian teeth>pink skinSomething's not right.....
>>18600246You sound jealous because you've been stuck in a codependent relationship you're too insecure to move on from and coping with delusions of traditionalism while adopting the view that adult women, who are fully responsible for themselves in the eyes of the legal system, are by and large "vulnerable" to sexual exploitation and infantile, since your social experience is minimal and has no basis in reality
>>18600003just let it go, bro
>>18600336>while adopting the view that adult women, who are fully responsible for themselves in the eyes of the legal system, are by and large "vulnerable" to sexual exploitation and infantileDoes your personal morality come downstream from the American legal code? kek>coping with delusions of traditionalismI don't give a fuck about tradition. I care about perspective, you fucking retard. Young people are obviously immature and naïve compared to me, that's the nature of youth. Young women especially, they're coddled and infantilized more than men are. Only reason you can't see it is cause you're still mentally 12 years old, I guess that means you can fuck them too? Tell me again how women are treated as being responsible by the legal system after you look at how their sentencing stats compare to men, you tard-fuckin' monkey fuck.>You sound jealous>you've been stuck in a codependent relationship>your social experience is minimal and has no basis in realityAll cope, assumptions, and more cope. You have to imagine I'm in a codependent relationship to justify purposefully seeking out immaturity like the fat kid at a buffet. Do you think you're the first guy to come up with this bullshit? You're just a nigger trying to find an "unlimited money glitch" to make up for being an abject failure in every meaningful way. You're another run of the mill exploitative douchebag with no moral compass and zero sense of responsibility. You probably know it even better than I do, you're just too much a fucking coward to own it, you weaselly little fuck-worm.
>>18600336NTA but you sound very mad about something, are you ok anon?
>>18600351 >insane ramblings on a Polynesian crochet enthusiast forumYo...Not reading all that, bud>weaselly little fuck-wormLmfao. What a "long lasting and stable relationship" does to a mf
>>18600365>I-I'm not a coward...I'm cool! He's literally me!The 'cool guy" schtick is all cope. The kid from "Rushmore" isn't even cool, he's an insecure tryhard. Tell me you're a mentally broken millennial faggot without telling me.Look at my gif. That's literally me laughing at you because I'm totally on top and actually destroyed you. Wow, how embarrassing for you.
>why do older people look older than younger peopleJesus fuck shut the fuck up
>>18600428both at 34 nigger
>>18600415It's literally you because that character is a play-actor with a disfigured smile much like you in this "healthy' steady going relationshipWisdom is wasted on the old, chief
>>18600477Sure thing, bud. And youth is wasted on the motherfucking youth.
>>18599402>>18600428>>18600472Thomas Brodie-Sangster was born in 1990, he's a sheltered millennial, not a zoomer, and he doesn't even look as good as that today. Pic related is him at 35. Sean Connery on the other hand was born into hard times and lived a rough life, while he looks bad for 35 he looked good well into his old age. The twink soft-boy look on the other hand just gets weirder and more grotesque as these guys age.
>>18600062>I'm 28 and look 21
>>18599402He didn't use sunscreen and there weren't estrogen compounds in everything the way it was before
>>18600490Cope harder, oldboy
>>18600703I'm younger than you.
>I'm 28 and look 21
>>18601208Damn, here's that fine ahh youthful femboi twink I told ya about. He fine ahh don't have a wrinkle on 'em, just hows I likes 'em *repeatedly lee-ucks and smay-ucks mah big swollen bee stung niqqa lei-uhps* ...MhMmm...
>>18600489>The twink soft-boy look on the other hand just gets weirder and more grotesque as these guys age.Precisely, i dont even know why men want to look young, they literally just look like pussies. Peak male attractiveness is unironically like 35-40.
>>18600062Looking younger is Ideal but you made it weird honestly your proving—>>>18599422 him right But whatever enjoy your 12th grader pussy
>>18599746They age like shit because they inhale a bunch of flavored batteries faster than the average chain smoking boomer.
>4chan reeling at the idea of having sex with an 18 year oldWhen did you all turn into moral dinosaurs? The fuck is wrong with having legal sex? You're literally proving him right by seething this hard over low effort bait.
>>18600865>I'm younger than you.
>>18601208>malding over being a cortisol junkie and having dogshit genes
>>18601544>>18601548
>>18599402Why were Ferb's balls clipped.
>>18600062>I'm 28 and look 21bullshit
>>18600336>coping and seethingy u mad bro?
>>18601684What the fuck is this meme did you make it yourself?
>>18602031>It describes him so well he thinks it must have been made to target him, specifically.
>>18601208Enough of this memeThis monkey looks old as fuck, look at all that wrinkles
>>18602194And yet he thinks he looks 17, like a lot of delusional uncs. They should go out touch some grass and talk to actual children and teenagers, who will see them as an actual uncle and not their fellow kid.
>>18602138The opposite actually, I dont know anyone who fits this so i thought you might have made it about yourself or someone you know or something
>>18599402I'm 44 and get told I look like I'm in my 20s.
>>18600062I feel like in my country nobody 18-20 wants someone who’s 27-30+, >source; i used to routinely fuck 18 year olds, even 5 girl roster at one point, until I was 23, and then seemingly lost my appeal to them now that I’m 28Shame but I don’t miss the lack of experience some of them sluts had but it’s def better vagoo
>>18602194Thats the joke retard
>>18602589>I feel like in my country nobody 18-20 wants someone who’s 27-30+,They do if you look good. Most of them will let any 30+ actor/model fuck them in a second. As long as you look good, women of any age will get thirsty for you. And don't look like a roidnigger. Most women don't like that gorilla look. They prefer youthful, athletic and pretty boy look. A lot of guys in their 20s and 30s start gymceling hard and turn into gorillas. That instantly makes you look old and unappealing to younger women.
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>>18599450This. And Sean James Bond is literally a boomer. Zoomer posts are trollb8 retarded n mods aren't genociding them frm 4chins .
>>18602871To be fair, most of the dudes that become gymcels never looked like pretty boys to begin with. It's usually a marked improvement from how they start.
>>18599746I saw that black baker guy on youtube once and genuinely thought he was like twice his actual age
>>18602871Good advice, im trying to go otter mode or something as I age, I was a prettyboy heroin chic type of thing when I was in my early 20’s, very skinny, but id describe myself as being in an in-between zone at the moment, I’ve gained some muscle since and now grow a beard with a decent cheek line and thankfully my hairline hasn’t moved an inch. But I feel weird if I go clean shaven, as if I’m trying to appear younger and it makes hitting on younger girls feel creepy so I’m aiming to lean away from that.
>>18600484you sure got his ass eugene
>>18599402If you look like that at 34 years old then I have really bad news for you.
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>>18602909Connery is silent gen, born in the 1930
I think the lead poisoning made men hyper masculine and now the phytoestrogens are making us less masculine
>>18600489what are you talking about? in your pic he looks even better.
>>18599450>>18600081Retards. The OP is obviously pointing out that Millennials look like the Millennial on the right, while zoomers look like Sean Connery, as they age like shit
>>18601299>>18601540>but you made it weirdNew gen on 4chan are prudish retards
>>18601684>>18602138>only dates women in college OH NO THE HORROR
>>18602589What awful country is this?
>>18603965>But I feel weird if I go clean shaven, as if I’m trying to appear younger and it makes hitting on younger girls feel creepy so I’m aiming to lean away from that.You sound like a soi redditor
>>18599402A 34 year old is still a millenial. The oldest zoomer is 28 rn (I should know I'm 28)That being said, zoomers age like absolute shit. Botox and tanning and all that. I don't have the british roses pictureGoogle's refusing to give me a decent picture of this collage so here's a tiktokhttps://www.tiktok.com/@fluffyovaries8/video/7390543832883940654
>>18599402Thomas Brodie is a millennial and still looks like a 15yo. I would still do him even though he’s older than me.
Reading threads like this make be happy to be a cel. Imagine mindfucking yourself over all this stupid shit.
>>18605727>lead poisoning made men hyper masculineTwinkcels ITT aren't leadmaxxing? kek, ngmi.
>>18605905zoomers look like Sean ConneryNot even, Sean Connery was hot, regardless of how old he looked. He was based asf too.
>>18606240>THE HORRORNobody said that, it just speaks badly of your character. All your types know it's true. It makes you mald every time a "prude" points out how it's obviously exploitative when some old guy is dating teenagers. Even loli fags are less delusional than you lot, kek.
>>18600062It's literally so much easier to fuck 18 year olds when you look 30 than it is when you look 20.
>>18600489>The twink soft-boy look on the other hand just gets weirder and more grotesque as these guys age.Neil Patrick Harris is a great example of this. They all end up looking like haggard lesbians.
Connery is a boomer which is at least 3 generations ago you dumbass.
>>18599725You got backwards>lots of time out in the sun without sunscreen, no skincare routine etc.This is actually good thing
>>18606242Nah it’s more for fear of prudish girls (which a lot of the younger generation are now) thinking I’m gross and “getting the ick” rather than my own morals jej
>>18608962The real reason zoomers age like milk is that they all wear ointments, makeup, and bullshit that they have to put on and wash off over and over again. The best skincare routine is avoiding drugs/alcohol and staying fit and hydrated from a young age, beyond that it's mostly bullshit. The skincare industry? More like the SCAMcare industry. Go to a dermatologist and get medication if you have serious acne or other issues, but beyond that it's totally unnecessary.
>>18609816>the real reason peoples teeth fall off is because they brush their teeth and use mouthwash! the best teeth routine is eating raw meat and unwashed vegetables like our predecessors did 2 million years ago
>>18600007eh he'll be alright. I had that same hairline at 16 and 10 years later it's still the same
>>18610443Just look like an egg bro. .
>>18609816zoomers do so muich drugs, smoke so much, and if they drink they drink a lot
>>18611802this is far from the truth and statistically they are the lamest and cleanest, drinking is at an all-time low and we don't even need to discuss smoking
>>18611808They drink less, but they do more, other drugs.
>>18611799>he isn't eggmanmaxxingThis is why you'll never take over the world.
>>18600007So that's why everyone nowadays wants that puffy fringe anime look
>>18610420Getting the crap that get's stuck out of your teeth when you eat is not the same as applying makeup and acids and washes to your face every single day. What if you brushed your teeth every five minutes? Say goodbye to beneficial bacteria and tooth enamel, say hello to veneers.
>>18600007>>18612105The first video ain't even that bad. Besides, women have been doing this shit for years, bangs hide thin hair from stress and malnutrition.
Smoke, deink hard liqour, get some sun and act like a chauvanist. Last one is most important.
>>18599402Im 30 and everyone says I look younger. It must be the low tesosterone for millenials.. were basically trannies. I saw some pics of 18 year olds in the 1970s and they looked like 40 year old hairy men
>>18607135>feminism has gotten so bad that men can't even fuck college aged women without being called pedoslmao and zoomers cry about a loneliness epidemic, this shits self inflicted, you idiots keep limiting the people you can interact with because of this innate fear of being deemed a social pariah, zoomer "men" are the biggest pussies on the planet.
>>18602194you're joking right? he could pass as a high school senior easily, put a backpack on him and you wouldn't even now he was in his 30s.
>>18600336Would you by any chance have any jewish ancestry?
>>18613084>he just assumes it's about what other people thinkWould you fuck babies if that's what made your dick hard, you fucking ape? Young women are unironically dumb, fucking them is like fucking a hot retard. It's not complicated. You fucks are in such deep denial. You have to pretend people don't mean anything they say, because you don't.
>>18614788>finding younger women attractive is akin to fucking babies in this lunatics head Way to go from 1 to 100 you fucking weirdo, you idiots always out yourselves for the retards that you are it's hilarious, have fun staying single and lonely faggot, because no sane human being would ever form a relationship with your deranged ass.
>>18600246>"women mature faster than men!">"ugh! An 18 yo dating a 28 yo?! You child rapist!">t. 34 with a 26yo fiancé
how old do i look?
>>18606240If you can only date women a lot younger than you, it's proof that you haven't developed much as a person. I dated someone 6 years younger than me and it really showed.
>>18615633Good, now stop being needy. It's not very attractive.
>>18600336go outside bro
>>18600023This. It's honestly sad to see these mentally enslaved, buck-broken men and boys who think these forced visions of "masculinity" are real. They're not, they're propaganda fed to them from an early age to emotionally prepare them to be used and abused as a disposable cog in a machine that doesn't benefit them.
>>18600336>trying so hard to sound smart>a bunch of psycho-babble with little coherence>all wrapped up in a run on sentenceoof
>>18615643>>18615647>>18615711Imagine being proud of dating hags, the absolute STATE of modern "men", lmao! >>18615663Okay faggot go back to playing dress up while the real men work real jobs that make the world go round.
>calorie restriction>hydraulic acid>moisturiser>Tretinoin 0.05%>sunscreen every dayWhat other anti-aging things can I add to my routine?
>>18616062They're right. The hustle culture, only looking after yourself and your desires, makes for the perfect lonely consumer who works just to buy crap then wonders why he's miserable. Turns out people hate selfish assholes and like nice competent people who enjoy helping others. Hurrrrr why are guys so lonely why do they kill themselves durrr. Probably because they're raised to think being an asshole with fancy toys is the goal of life.
>>18606238Lowkenuinely kill your self
>>18616123Go back to social media where you belong normo, this website doesn't welcome your kind.
>>18616096How daft can you possibly be to assume the reason most male related suicides stem from being as selfish consumer? The world isn't as black and white as you think it is, you talk like someone with zero life experience.
>>18616096im a dickhead with multiple estates>>18602871cope. roidchads mog.
>>18599402I simply…do. Not. Care.
I was told recently that I looked somewhere in the late 20s.I'm 22 and this close to making sure that I don't reach my mid 20s
>>18599402Drugs and shit like that
Testosterone.
>>18607128Yeah, he was great. He was considered a bodybuilder at the time, and was sort of looked down on for it, but it helped give him his swagger. Testosterone, booze and sun made him wrinkle. So what?
>>18599402well see the guy on the right has like a growth hormone deficiency and the guy on the left does not
>>18616129Dudes don't know how to make friends. Instead of learning how, they continue to act in ways that push people away. Their children don't even want to talk to them. They're lonely and don't get that it is them who was the problem the entire time. The refusal to abandon ideas of what makes you a man. Like avoiding responsibility for your mental and emotional health. Expressing most emotions as frustration and anger. Being a know it all about things they don't know about. No humility. These are the lonely men who kill themselves. Thinking they tried real hard, acted like a real man. Why didn't it work out for them? It's always someone else's fault. It really isn't that hard to make friends unless you're actively repulsive. Even other repulsive people find each other. They share hobbies. And forgive each other for being awkward, annoying and selfish. Most people are fat or obese. The others largely skinny or otherwise unhealthy. Now think about how many people neglect their mental health. Think who owns guns. Who has access to em with alone time. Rural old white dudes. That's who kills themselves the most. Not young awkward boys.
>>18616143Damn dude you're living a bullshit existence if this is how you think to spend your time. You could be doing an infinite number of better things with your wealth and this is who you are? Wow so you just inherently suck? Even with all the resources in the world you end up here caring about this shit? Wealth must be meaningless.
>>18616510>they continue to act in ways that push people away. Their children don't even want to talk to them.You're talking about a very specific group of people here and assuming all men are like that.>They're lonely and don't get that it is them who was the problem the entire time.There's plenty of women who are like this too, it isn't specific to one gender. >Expressing most emotions as frustration and anger. Being a know it all about things they don't know about. No humility. Again, a very specific group of people, some guys suffer from depression, schizophrenia, autism, etc. maybe something traumatic happened in their lives that made them think suicide was the only way out. Actually I don't even know why I'm talking too you, like I said in my previous post, you clearly lack any real world experience and spend most of your time in doors.Also lol:>Being a know it all about things they don't know about.Literally you
>>18616143How small have your balls gotten?
>>18601966nah it's not, I'm 27 and a lot of my friends thought I was 21-22
>>18599425This. lol, zoomers haven't aged yet.
>>18599402thomas is a millennial
>>18599402Turned 30 earlier this year, coworkers always think I'm early 20sGenetics and looking after myself has done me well
