>he doesn't have good relationship with his barberIs there anything more important?
I had a good barber, we got along, I get a simple buzz cut, I just went there to chill. When the lockdown happened I bought all the same equipment and technique he used and never went back.
I haven't been to a barber in three years
>>18600570Damn bro your hair must be long af
>>18600556Having hair
>>18600573I plucked and measured a strand of hair just for youMy hair is currently 21-22 inches long
>>18600556my barber knows me as the weird creepy guy that comes in once in a while
>>18600600Thanks
>>18600601my barber knows me because she's my wife
>>18600556I miss Bob...he's over 70 and he got into a car accident and was about to retire...I never stood a chance
>>18600633Bob would want you to move on. He loves you and wants you to get your shit fixed
>>18600634Bob is alive lol, but is forced to retired due to the accident. He has passive income, but he enjoys running an old fashion Barbershop and would have done another 10 years if given the opportunity
>>18600637All my niggas hate Bob
>>18600640He's a sweet guy
Say something nice about my barber.
>>18600715how is your barber wet and dry at the same time
>>18600556Yep mine secretly in love with me I think but we have too big age gap + she is taken, but she is so lighting up when I'm coming
>>18600715Let me guess, you look like this?
>>18600974>femoid>barberThat's a hairdresser, you faggot. Go find a real barber man who can satisfy all your hairy needs.
>>18600715>>18600783Well, Anon? Aren't you going to show us your illustrated diagram of what is wet and what is dry?
>>18600985Im sorry but m*n cannot perform hair labor, they are just unskilled bearded gays who got some 3 week courses and have 0 understanding on a hair knowledge
>>18601011More like they don't know how do your Fruity zesty ocky way haircut so you're coping.
