1. not putting yourself in dangerous situation2. running away as fast as possible before you are corneredeveryone loses in a knife fight
>>18620210halberds
>>18620210I like knives because there are a huge catalogue for every single type of effay style more than watches for sure>old money = slipjoint>streetwear = linerlock>hitman = automatic
>>18620210Rondel dagger.
>>18620210If you need to carry a weapon with you, you're a poorfag who lives in a shitty neighborhood. Get rich, faggot, and move to a better place.
>>18620210Single action revolver
>>18620210
I always thought those telescoping batons looked cool
>>18620210to have a disarming charm coupled an intense vigilance
>>18620338What about fixed blade with a sheath
>>18620210don't live in the third world>>18620401ergonomics aren't great, not pleasant to shoot. better options around
>>18620464>better options aroundlike what
>>18620240I would rather die than run away in front of my oneitis>>18620460Would be way more annoying to keep a fixed blade in my pocket?
>>18620435more like ass kick
Everyone instinctively knows gearqueers are just that. Unless you were an actual hitter in special operations you come across as a boy playing barbie if you have much more than you need. I presume the op is purely self defense and not home defense so that narrows it down a lot. A simple folding knife used for every day tasks is good. A pistol makes sense if you're near melanated people or some middle class flyover where everyone is deracinated and decultured and it's all barely held together by fiat credit. So like Colorado springs or Detroit suburbs are both valid places to carry a non tricked out semi is still within the bounds of /fa/shionable.
>>18620240>everyone loses in a knife fightNot true. Most people just lack the sense to stay out of range after sticking somebody.
>>18620464Sorry, did you ask for fashionable self defence or comfortable self defense?
For concealed carry? Chiappa Rhino 200DS .357 Magnum Revolver. /fa/ af and not a meme choice that looks cool but actually sucks ass for self defence or daily carry like everything else in this thread.
>>18620210Small pepper spray. Portable, effective in most cases, good range, and keeps you out of having to fight lethal weapons charges. I carry a knife and sometimes a gun, but the knife is more of an EDC tool and the gun is for when I'm going into a situation with the off-chance of some real shit.
>>18620606Don't forget the rape whistle
>>18620605A ppk is perfectly viable. Yeah it's not as comfortable or probably reliable as a modern subcompact, but .380 is a sufficient and decently popular calibre.
>>18620210>Most effay self defence methodpunching, raping.>Most effay self defence toolfist and cock.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhCL40H-aio
>>18622401>I've got muscles, so I want to use them. I get up in the morning, pose naked in front of the mirror, and flex for half an hour. Looking at myself, I want to beat someone's head in with my bare fist. I want to see my fist forced down some asshole's face, reach down, grab a handful of intestines, and pull them up and out the throat. That would make me feel good. Whatever makes me feel good is what counts. The reason I build my muscles is to use them. That makes me feel good. It'd be senseless to work out for years just for the stupid satisfaction of feeling "healthy" or knowing I look good when I'm about to fuck somebody up the ass. I get satisfaction out of grinding a face in the pavement. I don't want to question it. I like causing pain. That's how I am. I see an immediate response to something I just did. No bullshit. Pure animal pain, me the victor, me in control, me on top, you on the bottom. I never allow myself to be in the position of feeling pain. I'll do anything to avoid pain. I'll run, humiliate myself, betray a so-called friend, anything. In order to decrease the possibility of pain, I'm never threatening in public. I obscure myself. I don't show off my muscles. I'm soft-spoken. I don't need to impress anyone. I couldn't care less what they think of me. All I want is satisfaction. I get it when I need it. I cultivate it like a hard-on, stroke it, build it up to bursting, then, when I'm ready, I find somebody to fuck with. Somebody to destroy, somebody to ruin. I brutalize them, then I fuck them. But they can't be "into" it, they can't be some wimpy masochist getting rid of their lame authoritarian guilt. They have to honestly be scared, maybe even think they're strong. That's when it feels good.
>>18622403>That's when it feels good, when some pompous turd feels my boot in their eye, or their ribs breaking under the impact of my fist, my big fucking sledgehammer fist snapping their ribs like matchsticks, then my cock fucking them in every hole they've got, my come mixing with their stinking blood. Yeah, I turn on thinking about it. I'm just now pulling on my cock. I'm imagining my meat in your toothless mouth right now. I'm shooting a gallon down your throat. You're vomiting a thin green liquid into my lap, then I kill you for that mistake. I twist your head right off your weak neck for that mistake. I kill you like the worthless chicken you are right there and then, then I fuck you some more. Later, I eat your sour brains and throw your corpse out with the garbage. Now you're perfect. You're doing what you do best: you're dead. I used you. I fucked you. I wiped you off the face of this rancid earth. My main goal in life is my pleasure, and that made me feel good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oleifT80h7s
>>18620210Leather coin snap. Not only the most /fa/, but legal everywhere with plausible deniability built-in.
>>18622418Carrying around a bunch of change like a geezer on a bus to Atlantic City isn't cool.
>>18620210Most effay is judo or boxing depending on your personal style.Most effective is a small handgun.
>>18622418Carrying around a bunch of change like a geezer on a bus to Atlantic City is actually cool.
>>18622453Wrong>>18622503This
>>18620210weapons are not fashion statements. you're asking for form over function, which is antithetical for an object designed for function over form. this may be the most retarded consumerist board on this desolate website.
