You are not a grown man wearing shorts, right?
>>18622322I don't care what other people think
>>18622322I'm in Florida. I'm not wearing jeans, weirdo
>>18622322yeah, cus its like 30c outside.What shoes should i wear with shorts like that?
>>18622322Yes, I sometimes wear shorts, and that's okay. It's okay if you disagree though.
>>18622322Depending on the climate you might not have a choice.
>>18622326You sounds like a manchild.
>>18622322I don't wear shorts...that look like that.
>>18622322shorts on grown men look hot.
If it's hot just wear a kilt
>>18622322Right now? No, it's -10 out and I'm in my jammies.But in summer, you can bet your last dollar I wear shorts. Just not loser shorts like OP's
>>18622487Nigger, if you live in place where the temperature goes 10 degrees below zero, then your summers aren't that hot. You wear shorts because you're just a fag who wants to wear shorts.>>18622436Yes you do have a choice. it's called wearing loose pants. >>18622470So, you wear shorts while it's cold enough to warrant a sweater. Just say that you're a faggot and come out of the closet.
>>18622344Barefoot and shirtless is the only way
>>18622493>So, you wear shorts while it's cold enough to warrant a sweater. Just say that you're a faggot and come out of the closet.I've had a couple 100% linen sweaters in my day that were better than a tee shirt in hot weather. The openess of the knit and the material had more airflow. That isn't one but just saying.
>>18622329>jeansDo you think jeans are the only options for pants?
>>18622469He sounds normal to me
>>18622322Sometimes when its hot during summer when I'm on vacation. Not the american shorts look of course.
>>18622322Bad advice. From my experience women love men in shorts as long as they show some thigh and are appropriate for the occasion. Women like thighs too you know.
>>18622322I wear shorts in the peak summer (105F on average here) when I'm outside walking the dog or whatever. Otherwise no I do wear basketball shorts around the house when I'm not doing anything
>Why yes I wear pants when it's over 80 degrees outside, how could you tell?
>>18623306If I had my way it would be 55F days 35F nights year round. The perfect temperature.
>>18622322you know i've never seen a man with decent looking legs say this. it's almost always guys with either really fat legs or really skinny legs
>>18622322I wear shorts if only for the reason that I fucking hate having a tan face and tan arms but pale ass legs. I used to exclusively wear pants despite living in a hot sunny humid climate till one day I got a real good look at my full body in the mirror and got practically horrified seeing how pale my legs were compared to my face and arms. Now I almost exclusively wear shorts above the knee.
>>18622322Its pretty hot where I live
>>18623486this is exactly why i always tan in a speedo in my backyard. i wouldn't be caught dead in a speedo in a public area but it's my backyard and it's satisfying to see the consistent tan throughout my whole body
>>18622322I wear 5-6in inseam shorts in the summer to show off my legs, yes.
>>18624798I could wear cookie monster pajamas and a tweeitie bird shirt in public and I'd pull more than you kek. You can literally wear whatever you want if youre ripped.
>>18624257Absolute pedomaxxing, do you walk a little white dog around the school as well? Probobly bearded too.
>>18624807No beard, but I have an eight pack and a cat :). Sorry youre so upset fatty, kekaroo
>>18624803There's more to life than "pulling" whores, you pathetic coomer.
>>18624814Yeah no shit, which is why I wear whatever I want while you whine about my fit you fat coping faggot lmao. When you're hot you don't need to actively try to pull, you just do.. thanks for the self report tho!
>>18624803>if youre rippedpost bodyI hope your upper body is a lot more muscular than your lower body
>>18624876This was mid cut this summer lmao. Also have 18 inch arms full natty. Now I'm sure you'll post your body! >>18624858You sound extremely upset, sorry!
>>18624257lmfao if I saw someone wearing faggot shorts like this I'd immediately beat their ass and rob them
>>18624908Why do you keep getting bad tattoos, pay somebody good man
>>18624929Expected deflection. I won't even ask you to post body, just post your hand. >>18624924You'd do nothing kek
>>18622322hm, idk, i'm 31 but look 21, what would that make me
>>18624807ke
>>18625028>I look 21Holy cope.
>>18624924Ah yes. Because disliking someone's clothing is TOTALLY a good reason to physically assault someone and then go to jail in any developed country. Spoken like a true 4chan badass. Going around beating the ass of anyone who looks at them wrong and magically getting away with it and never going to jail for it.
>>18625087don't men usually want to look older than their age? i know for sure women want to look younger than their age but i'm pretty sure for men it's the other way around. everyone under 18 and 21 wants to look older than their age to do cool adult shit but after 21 women suddenly wanna look younger and i'm pretty sure men want to look older
>>18625223Not zoomers. They want to look forever 18. They're mentally like women and go through all kinds of cosmetic routines everyday to look like it. This is what nearly 2 decades of metrosexual and a decade of k-pop faggotry does to a generation.
>>18625232there's literally no benefits of looking older if you haven't reached any of the milestones that come with being older, like having gainful employment, a house, a wife and kids.
>>18624908
There was me, that is Christian, and my four droogs, that is Braydan, Brandon G., Brandon L, and Tim Bits.
>>18625241Most teenage boys want to look older because that will make them look adult. which to them is a ticket to freedom. Actual adult men will always try to look younger, because nobody wants to look old and decrepit. Everyone, whether women or men want to look forever young.
>>18625232I think you just offended every Asian ever.
>>18622493these look so cringe and embarrassing unless you're tall rich whiteso many 5'8 asians wear linens and it looks comical
>>18624908>!mad gymcel
>>18622493nice pants where buy
>>18623105It is for any self respecting man. Maybe in euro land you were linen flare pants or whatever faggy shit yall throw on
>>18622322Only to the gym and during the summer
>>18625232Why do zoomers do that weird sideways squat hop while dancing? Where did that even come from and what does it mean?
>>18622493male legs are cold resistant
>>18622322Straight woman here and I see nothing wrong with grown men wearing shorts as long as it's not inappropriate for the occasion or something like that. Like shorts are fine for most regular occasions but don't wear shorts to a fancy restaurant or a job interview or anything like that. Basically just use your common sense.
I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear.
no idea why so many people to this day are still vehemently against men wearing shorts. like who the fuck cares if you wear shorts to the grocery store or for a walk at the park or whatever. it's perfectly appropriate for those occasions
>>18622322Shorts are literally the only other option men have for their lower bodies besides pants. When you eliminate shorts you're eliminating 50% of men's lower body clothing. In comparison women have not only pants and shorts but also skirts and dresses. Skirts and dresses on men look completely ridiculous unless you have a very specific body type and are going for a very specific style and vibe, aka femboy or androgynous, and you usually have to be under 30 to pull it off. And then there's kilts but they're tied to a very specific culture and aren't very common at all outside of Scotland. So in summary by eliminating shorts you're limiting men's fashion even more and allowing women's fashion to be even more diverse.Even if you did eliminate shorts from women's fashion as well they still have skirts and dresses meanwhile we have nothing but pants (and kilts if you're in Scotland in specific).
>>18626432Woman, not everything is about looking attractive to the opposite sex. There's such a thing as dressing in a respectable and dignified way as a grown man. Shorts are not one of them. No man should step out of his house dressed in shorts. Even inside your house you should dress appropriately so that you set a good example to your children.
>>18626614You sound gay as fuck
>>18626614Is this some WASP thing? As a continental Alpine, I don't consider shorts undignified.
>>18626614Any tips for making myself care about what you're saying? I understand that you feel this way, but I don't. Am I missing something here? This isn't very persuasive.
>>18622322if you're not wearing shorts in a hot state it looks performative as fuck
>>18626991I wear jeans when it's hot, because I'm not fat. Blue jeans and a white tee used to be staple for every white man during summers until the 2000s because the majority of people didn't used to be disgusting fatfucks.
>>18622493>Nigger, if you live in place where the temperature goes 10 degrees below zero, then your summers aren't that hot.OK? 1) this is wrong. In central Europe you often have minus 10 degrees in winter and 35 degrees in summer 2) living in this climate means that you start wearing sandals at 15 degrees cause you perceived the temps differently, so of course you wear e.g. linen shorts when it's 20 degrees plus
>>18627038If you're wearing jeans in the summer I just assume youre some goober religious nut or are hiding meth legs
>>18622322I'm not grown, I'm 5'8
>>18622322of course not, shorts are for women and faggots
I wear shorts when it's hot out, as do most guys.I think these anti-shorts threads are just guys who don't have friends who never leave the house.
>>18627250Or, I just like jeans and hate the look of shorts, and most of all, because I'm not a fatfuck. Blue jeans and a white tee used to be a staple of summer until the mid 2000s, both for men and women, because unlike today the majority of people back then used to be thin. Only fatfucks need to wear shorts to stay cool in summer.And I wear proper straight leg and relaxed fit jeans in summer, not shitty skinny or millennial tapered faggot jeans. So they're much more cooling, since they're roomy and allow good airflow up the legs.
>>18622322I never wear shorts outside the home or in company. Bare legs sexually excite women and evoke lust. My legs are for my wife alone to see
>>18629424Women do like men's legs. They practically salivate at soccer games.
>>18629417Thats a bunch of words to cope about having chicken legs.
>>18629596I also have a big dick and a firm ass, doesn't mean I'm going to walk around without pants to flash them.
>>18629600>I also have a big dick and a firm ass, doesn't mean I'm going to walk around without pants to flash them.Lmao you didn't deny your chicken legs. Sorry you're triggered.
>>18625215Ah yes, kys troon.
>>18629424>>18629425People seriously underestimate how much women love some man thigh. Short shorts on men are basically the male equivalent of miniskirts on women. I'm bisexual too so I would know.
>>18629657No anon, that's you projecting your homosexuality onto women. Women don't see men the way fags see men.
>>18629682Not to mention, they want to see the legs of a 10/10 chad, not the 95% of "uggos" that are pretty much invisible to women. If you're not a chad (like those soccer players), you'll only end up looking like a manchild slob if you walk around in public wearing shorts. You already don't have much to work with. So put some effort in your appearance, retards. Dressing like a little boy isn't going to get you anywhere.
>>18629682Oh I guess then that the opinions of my girlfriend, my mom, and my sisters don't matter at all huh. They've all explicitly told me that they love it.
>>18629710You're full of shit.
>>18629686Bobby kenedy just can't do enough to get rid of the poison in our food. I mean look at that poor fuck. We need health fascism.
>>18629715He is not, it's a very common opinion if you actually know and talk to women kek. You're retarded
>>18629710girlfriend i get but how do you know or care about what your mom and sisters find attractive or unattractive on men? lol. like i don't understand how that conversation would come up organically without being weird. especially for your mom. why would a mom tell her son what she finds sexy on men?
>>18629753sexual attraction is a natural part of life. it's perfectly fine and healthy to talk about sexual attraction with your family members as long as you're NOT saying sexual things ABOUT EACH OTHER. but it's normal to talk to your siblings or parents about what type of person you find attractive
>>18629728>HeYou mean you, samfag. I have sisters, a girlfriend and plenty of female friends. You're not going to convince anyone that your faggot lust for other men has any relation to how women see men. Just stop. It's embarrassing.
>>18629753He's lying on the internet in order to convince himself and others that he's right.
>>18629784No it's not, that's fucking weird. You're most likely a single child.>t.haver of 3 siblings of both sexes
>>18629817trust me bro. when you and your family are close like best friends you can literally talk about anything and everything and without offending each other while partaking in offensive banter. i basically have two sets of best friends my family and my homies i met at school and at work. i talk to both sets of best friends in the same way. only line i won't cross is saying sexual stuff about their bodies. i can talk about my homies that way but not my family
>>18629872The difference between you and a person who isn't a complete degenerate pervert is that a normal person doesn't have to say "I don't say sexual things about my family's bodies" because the thought alone is so grotesque and disgusting that it goes without saying. It's like saying "I would never murder my mom in her sleep even though I get mad at her sometimes". Like yeah no shit, that's a really weird thing to say.
>>18629812Lol. Not me, sorry you're upset you fucking dork.
>>18629981>phone posting
>>18629986>deflectingExpected.
I only wear shorts at the beach.
>>18630000I'm just pointing out the fact that it's trivial to change your IP on a phone, and IP's often change automatically, so your screenshot proves nothing.
>>18622493>Nigger, if you live in place where the temperature goes 10 degrees below zero, then your summers aren't that hotTry living in the Great Lakes region. Even when it is not much over 80, the humidity makes things awful. Besides, loose pants look gayer than jean shorts.
>>18623291I hate men in shorts so much. Gives me the ick.
>>18630160bro pants and shorts are literally the only two options for men. women have pretty much endless options but men just have exactly two. and you want to take one of them away from us? fuck off mah nigga
>>18630172And pants are the absolute best article of clothing. Why wear anything else if they'll just be inferior to pants? Pants are the best for especially men but also women. Skirts and dresses and shit may be pretty but they're not practical in day to day life. That's where pants come in. And shorts look ridiculous on women too. Especially since so many women wear shorts so short they might as well just be wearing panties.
>>18630014It's just as trivial to change your ip on a PC fucking lol. Thanks for the self report though chicken legs!
>>18630210No it's not. Most people have static IPs, most people don't use a VPN, and most googleable proxies are banned on 4chan. On your phone it's simply a matter of toggling your wifi button. You're not a very tech-savvy person. Almost certainly under 25 years old.
>>18630145>loose pants look gayer than jean shortsOnly for millennial faggots who can't think of any fit besides skinny or millennial tapered. Pants were always loose, especially throughout the 20th century and 2000s, because they're more comfortable and easy to move in. Skinny pants were for women and faggots.
>>18622322Yeah. They're comfy and easy to wear.
>>18630223>Most people don't use a VPN Hahaha holy fucking cope. So unbelievably buttblasted that multiple people think you're retarded
>>18630294The only people who use a VPN retards who don't understand the first thing about security. I guess that includes you.>t.does network security for a living
>>18630342>M-MUH IT JOB I KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT AHHHHHhahaha you're so fucking gay. sorry you're still so upset chicken leg, pic related
>>18630345I'm sure you can explain in a clear and logical way how a VPN protects your privacy and how you're not just paying some shady company to steal your data and sell it for profit. Oh shit my bad, they promised that they weren't doing that lol. lmao. Maybe if you continue to sperg out about people wearing shorts you'll convince everyone here that you actually do have an IQ above 90.
>>18630349Why are you now trying to debatelord me about the security of VPNs? Are you seriously this triggered that two anons disagreed with you? Also what in the fuck do general VPN industry practices have to do with changing an ip hahahaha. Do you realize how insecure you come off?
>>18630355>he can't answer the questionyeah that's what I thought. see ya later retard, no more (You)'s for you.
>>18630362The question doesn't matter lmao, you just keep dodging and bloviating about any and every possible point to deflect from the fact that you are insecure about your little legs.
i've heard this argument only a billion times and i don't care what anyone says i'm not going to stop wearing shorts. that's all i'm gonna say
>>18632144Yes, keep being a manchild fag.
>>18622322im literally wearing shorts rn
>>18632212Sandler would look like a slob no matter what he wore. Bad example.
>>18632220Is that the faggot you fap to?
>Muh heatWhy don't people understand that exposing your legs to the hot sun will make you hotter? You can get thin, breathable fabrics for trousers that protect you from the sun whilst also not adding much heat. I've travelled to hot countries tons of times and I've never felt the need to wear shorts other than to swim in.
>>18626104We wear polyester joggers
i'm gay and i love it when men wear shorts for the chance of their dicks and balls plopping out of one of the leg holes. even if they're wearing long shorts a raised knee can reveal quite a lot. i love it when men go commando or just wear some really loose boxers that are raised along with the shorts to reveal balls. i'm gay and us gays worship dicks and balls. it's the first thing we think of when we wake up and the last thing we think of when we go to sleep. please wear shorts more guys
>>18632423If your goal was to make me never wanna wear shorts again then good job you fucking retarded worthless faggot. Now I'll always be paranoid of some fag trying to look up my leg holes. Much easier to not wear shorts at all then. Is this how women feel when men wanna look up their skirts/dresses? I think I know how they feel now.
>>18632381People are too stupid these days to understand even the most basic things. They bitch about heat and then wear thick chino shorts and expose their arms and legs to direct sunlight and hot winds. If you wear loose pants made from a thin fabric, the fabric will protect you from direct exposure to heat while the roomy fit will regulating the internal temperature by letting air flow in and out through the hem and the fabric.
>>18622322>t. calflet
>>18632440Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if that gay guy is op pretending to be a different anon to dissuade people from wearing shorts
A don doesn't wear shorts
>>18632626You aren't a don, you're a fat ass on 4chan
That's Takahiro Osaki on the right, but of course he wouldn't know anything about style and what is acceptable.
>>18633645Most fashion designers are literal faggots and they work in an industry that's ruled by women and faggotry. Normal men should always take their opinions with a heap of salt.
>>18622322weird way to admit you're weirdly proportioned.>>18622493>temperature goes 10 degrees below zero, then your summers aren't that hot"hot" is relative. i live in iceland, when it's 15°C and 5 minutes of sunlight I am shirtless and wearing shorts.
>>18632244where do you think we are?
>>18632381>exposing your legs to the hot sun will make you hotterdamn, right, especially for women
>>18632244No, it's not the faggot I fap to. It's just one of them.
