how can I fix my shit
Get a man's haircut and trim your beard. Why do you need instruction for this?
>>18624094Have a shower.Have two.
>>18624097what haircut should I get
>>18624099ironically I had just showered in that pic. but why doesn't it look like it? is it just because im unkempt?
>>18624094Go to /fit/ and lose like 60lbs. Ponytails go hard but you're fucking fat.
>>18624116yeah ik I already lost 70 lbs but I have a lot left to go
>>18624094that beard is fucking awful. Either trim it or get rid of it.We know it's hiding your triple chin
>>18624094buzz cut and clean shave
>>18624121Anyway you should be going for the dude style instead of what I can only assume is metal at the moment
>>18624094>fat>pol>scruffy beard>glasses>ponytailYou look like the stereotypical IT tech who secretly watches hentai and plays WoW on the job
>>18624132>what I can only assume is metal at the momentno I just haven't cut my hair in 5 years due to depression
>>18624134Secretly? You fucking know he's got anime figures on his work desk.We all know, OP.
>>18624134>>pol^ typo meant pale
>>18624132>>18624137what's dude style?
>>18624141
>>18624150Just seems like a waste to cut all my hair if I can maybe find a way to make it look good. Also don’t really like that look honestly.
>>18624151Your hair looks dry, thin, and shitty. You should use argon oil and room temp blowdry it. I would also reccomend some headbands when in ponytail. Or you could split braid like willie nelson.
>>18624154I tried some leave in conditioner yesterday but it just looked greasy and nasty. Part of the problem I think is I stated min and I have different generations of hair of different lengths rather than it all mostly being the same length. Idk.
>>18624156If you want volume you need to blowdry since tou have straight hair. Argon oil spray, light not heavy or it will look greasy. Brush and blowdry it on low or no heat.
>>18624157Thanks anon. Do you think I should cut and regrow or just keep it.
>>18624158That would take like 5 years. Just move your part.
>>18624200What do you mean move my part? Why?
>>18624100stick your face in the ai thing and ask it