Is the man bun a cheat code to woo your way into womens hearts? I started tying my hair up this way for fun this week and the reaction i have been getting from them is mind boggling. i rarely have women checking me out in public, nor am on the receiving end of flirtation or even much attention at all from women really. usually it seems like they are a bit afraid of me desu! its been a complete about-face, ive been receiving constant compliments from my female coworkers. noticing women staring at me from afar or positioning themselves closer to me in a public space. i even had a heavily pregnant woman approach me during my commute to flirt with me and try to rizz me up! what is this strange dark magic?!
>>18634807my theory is that it has been long enough since it was a trend combined with zoomers early male-pattern-baldness that is leading to this hairstyle appearing more novel in 2026.
>>18634807Saw a 2012 era manbun at the gym today, the guy had shaved sides above his ears and everything, wearing tight tapered joggers. Dude looked like he time travelled from 14 years ago.
>>18634807this is the most performative male of male haircuts imaginable
>>18634807You sound schizophrenic
>>18634817nah just autistic.
customers and coworkers routinely tell me how glad they are i cut my man bun off. im not a fat neckbeard either just a pretty average looking in shape white guy
>>18634807Women have no heart.
>>18634807Nobody has the hairline to pull off a manbun in the current year, especially zoomers. Why do you think they always cover their forehead? But the few who do can use it as a flex.
>>18634844It's a pretty queer look to have in a workplace and in front of customers. Probably the least professional hairstyle.
>>18634825Nah, you're balding. I've seen so many millennials grow as much hair as they can, but refuse to do anything about it. See you in your 40's baldy
>>18634807No. Its fucking faggy.
>>18634859wrong bro lol, i have a full head of hair im not even norwood level 1 yet. cope and seethe baldlet
>>18634807I haven't had a haircut in over a decade and I just tie it back everyday because I stopped giving a fuck. It's easier than a buzz cut because you don't need to keep shaving your head. Nobody gives a shit. Nothing matters.
