How to Costanzamaxx?
1.) Eat food out of the trash2.) Date your cousin3.) Eat while having sex4.) Fake a disability to get a private bathroom5.) Push women and children out of the way getting away from a fire6.) Create a fake charity and pretend to donate money to it in other people's names7.) Stretch out the neck hole in your friend's sweaterThere's a lot more I'm forgetting just now.
>>18635997>How to Costanzamaxx?Old suit, glasses, sleaze, smug aura
>>18635997>heres that early 30s youngling I was telling you about
>>18636098I honestly think he looks his age. Sure the balding and suit make anyone appear more mature / middle aged, but if you look at his face you realize he can only be in the 30s range, not youthful enough for 20s, not wrinkly enough for 40s.
costanza is nice and sociable, good buddy energybut he is also a cuck beta whom women dont respecti beat women, batter them, oppress them
i hate whoresi am a haterhateful bitter old loner
I’m also very, very homosexual.
>dress based on mood>be knowledgable about bras>always try the material>avoid no mans land buttons>gore-tex>pepsi > wine
>>18636022sex with the cleaning ladykill your fiance with cheap glueget caught wanking to a clothing catalog by Ma
>>18636233aggressively try to take advantage of every small favor you do for people, such as buying your friend a salad, or getting a chair for a security guard, or tipping the guy who makes your calzones
>>18636285that part is relatable im petty af but i wish i was a sociable as costanza
>>18636052Done. What about the jewish friend, take it or leave it? I heard it really composes the look
>>18636285demand to see your friends nipples if she exposes them accidentally and you dont get to see it
>>18635997
And here we have a warm fall fashion choice of red flannel with jeans and boxer shorts.
The "Comrade"
What fragrance does George spritz before going out?
George at Wimbledon with flip-up shades.
George can pull anything off.
>>18636640Look at those cute little feet on 'im!
I love their 90s style.
Not many people can pull off this Goretex puffer.
Can you even believe this fucking sweater??
>>18635997be a bald manlet. wear similar clothes
I wish I knew what kind of watch he wore.
>>18636659They all have watches on and I can't tell what they are. Fuck.
Paint your Timberlands black with a marker so you're taller.
Extreme effay costuming on that show, everyone drips
>>18636656he wore that shit fr
>>18635997this is what being 30 looked like in the 90s
>>18637383Yes, and now everyone "ages differently", right? Fuck off with that silliness.
>>18637389t. 29yo zoomunc
>>1863739446 year old Gen-X
>>18636650He has so much aura here and youre up their seething on thin air lol
You can turn on any random episode and theyll be tons of inspo great show
>>18637429cytube /r/Seinfeld-ZaeleshI pretty much just always leave it playing in a tab.
The Keith Hernandez hour long episode just started.
everytime I try, I fail.
>>18637435is that the jfk episode or the one where he's banging elain or is that the same one anyway good cameo
>>18637434you just brightened my day and probably whole week anon, thanks
>>18636231morning mist
>>18638227That's exactly how I felt when someone told me about it a couple years ago. It was a different Seinfeld channel actually, but the new one's better because it's in the true aspect ratio, not that Netflix widescreen bullshit. I found a site called Baked TV and it's just like a chatroom TV streamer and it was tons of pro wrestling and Star Trek. I checked out the Trek and mentioned it sure would be cool if there was a nonstop Seinfeld channel and someone posted the link. Just every episode played in order 24 hours a day.
>>18635997Costanza is a state of being one reaches in their life.
>>18638856I reached it when I was still in high school. I've always been a liar. Not a cheapskate though. And I strongly believe that WE'RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY!!
>>18635997Seinfeld sucks so fucking much
>>18640481I never got the hate for Seinfeld. It's a clever show. Leagues better than Friends.
Start doing THIS
>>18640505No one smart doesn't like Seinfeld. Young people who don't have any social lives and have never dated would never understand it. Also maybe some foreigners it was broadcast to who don't get anything that's not idiotic.
>>18640824"Seinfeld" is based.
I'm sure Elaine was fashionable, but I'm not gay nor a woman so I can't really be sure. She was really into shoes in one episode. The "Botticellis" she was so proud of and had to give to that chef to get the heads up about the studio head and the pasta primavera.
>>18641168made for chuds
>>18642629Your post doesn't make any sense. You look like a retard who can't even form a complete thought. This is not the discussion for someone as stupid as you are. Goodbye.
>>18642629the mannequin? i agree
>>18636192You aren't bap
>>18642592This is very antisemetic
>>18636638Morning Mist
what the fuck i can't believe i made this joke of a thread 10 days ago and it's still up
>yiddish humor>cable TV
>>18643264i couldn't imagine being this insecure
>>18643260this is the best thread this board has had in years
>>18643264
>>18643304That incel faggot is stinking up all the threads with his 'gigachad' nonsense.
>>18636192Theres a whole episode about this where he stops being beta and they call it "Hand" but for some reason it backfires so he just kills his wife with glue instead.
>>18643264Seinfeld wasn’t on cable TV, dork. It was on NBC.
>>18636643sex with 2000s hipster elaine
i declare this the summer of George!
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
>>18644980where to get a long, casual jacket like that?
>>18645232>Where can I get a long, casual jacket like that?Fixed that for you. Please stop learning to build sentences from clickbait thumbnails. It's not a good look.
>>18645237shut up nerd
>>18645241>Shut up, nerd.
>>18637434awesome, i've been on a seinfield kick and watchseries kinda sucks even with brave so this is great
>>18643813imo it's really interesting how ai struggles to differentiate between the male cast of seinfeld
will this be the summer of George?
funny how jerry would have been the most fashionable at the time, but george withstood the test of time
>>18648297only bad fit in this thread
>>18648326the button is a little high
>>18643225damn bro that's hilariousmind if I x-post it to /pol/? they're gonna love it over there xD
lily was also very /fa/. 80's and 90's smart casual or whatever the hell you'd call it.
where do I acquire this jumper
>>18648694
>>18635997The characters in Seinfeld are literal examples of "normcore" style https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normcore
>>18649470i don't think you've ever actually watched seinfeld
>>18648694I legit don't think stuff like that gets made anymore. Better off asking your grandmother.
>>18648694It's a sweater. It's mohair. But I'm allergic. Gets me every time.
>>18649499not in the last couple of decades
>>18636645holy fuck this makes me wish i had friends
>>18649711How is it that you don't have friends?
>>18649580you should rewatch it some time
>>18636656palewave god
I got the hairline going
Just be jewish.
>>18649711I'm the Costanza in my friend group.
>>18649873The guy in the GIF is laughing at a retarded story that makes no logical sense for any restaurant in the world. It seems like it could never have actually taken place. It's weird that him laughing has caught on but no one except me questions the validity of the anecdote that is causing him such mirth.
there's an interview somewhere with a seinfeld staffer who mentioned that all of george's outfits were purposfully slightly smaller just to add a bit of ridiculousness to him. so while he was technically fashionable, his tailoring was offidk take it with a grain of salt
>>18650345I would like to read that for myself. I've consumed almost all Seinfeld information and have never come across anything like that. Only the small tux would seem to fit that narrative, and it only happened once in nearly 200 episodes. I don't need salt because the whole thing is bullshit.
I'm not very knowledgeable on types of pants but in some episodes George is wearing these pants where his belt disappears or goes into the pants or are part of the pants or something, I don't know what these are but I need a pair of them or whatever it is
>>18650476They sold them a lot in the 90's. Sometimes they were sewn into the pants.
>>18650476>>18650483Isn't it just a surcingle belt?
>>18650476>>18650483>>18651603Wait until you find out about Morty Seinfeld's Beltless Trenchcoat.I'm not sure why this thread focuses on George when Kramer is the real one to watch, and then you've got J. Peterman and all that.No one has yet mentioned George's swishing pants.
>>18637389This is social a new social media group with trend. You're supposed to convince yourself it's true and repeat it everything time. Everyone will think you're funny, it's like an inside joke the whole world is in on
>>18650476>>18651603I guess they were all the rage in the '90s.
>>18651983I guess they were similar in color to George's tan pants and that caused some confusion as to whether there were special pants with built-in belts.
>>18651983He is definitely a Scandi
