when will being clean-shaven trendy again?
>>18651782it's always trendy if you have good bone structure and are thinif you don't have a sunken face, stubble and bears can be slimming because they create the illusion of shadow and/or hide bloating
>>18651782after you post this few more times
Lumberjack beards haven't been cool in at least 5 years, but I suppose they're just hitting flyover land, north india, and the more rural parts of russia and turkey along with slim fit pants and hitler youth hair
Beards haven't been trendy in years. The millennial onions beard is so played out and lame now no one is doing it
>>18651825Because beards are a sign of fatness. Only fatass men grow their beard out to hide their weak chin and jawline. Thankfully most zoomers are into twinkmaxxing, so they hate beards and hate looking like bearded millennial uncs even more.
if i didnt have to fuck baddies id rock a moustache but I get no pussy with a moustache. I get pussy rocking a trimmed beard. I get less pussy clean shaven. I get no pussy with just a moustache.
>>18651782>>18651782Pietro Boselli is gay btw
>>18651886>Pietro Boselli is gay btw>mfw I'm egocentric enough to think I could totally hit it anyway.
>>18651829This guy looked so much fucking better on the left wtfThis is why you can’t be a slave to trends and hard and fast rules about shit
>>18651782Beards are pretty much exclusively blue collar or millennial (guys over 30) fashion now. Zoomers who can grow facial hair are either clean shaven or have tiny moustaches and chin beards like black guys.
>>18651923If you need to cover half your face with face pubes to look good, then you were never good looking to begin with. He also trimmed it in a way to make it appear as if he has a big jutting chin, when in reality he's a chinlet (at least with all that face fat). It's the same reason why a lot of girls look hot when they wear a mask, because it smooths out and hides half their face and focuses all your attention at their eyes.
>>18651941So you’re saying he used his facial hair to his advantage to improve his appearance? Thanks for agreeing with me >B-b-but that’s cheating!Literally the point of fashion, hair and facial hair grooming is to accentuate your good features and downplay your bad ones. Looksmaxx zoomer retards have somehow convinced themselves that having less than perfect features is in itself a flaw.Should this man work out and lose weight? Yes. But the look on the right is objectively horrible for him, whereas he was doing pretty alright before.
>>18651782Clean shaven has never and will never be trendy
>>18652000Alexander the great would like a word
>>18652053Tmw you realize all clean shaved men throughout history (from Julius Caesar to early 20th century Hollywood actors) were trying to LARP as a 25 year old zoomer twink from 2300 years ago who probably couldn't grow a beard in the first place. But they wanted to look like him anyway because he was a conqueror.
>>18652053Alexander the great lived in an era where access to shaving equipment was novel. If this is your evidence for clean shaving being "trending" my point remains uncontested
>>18652253Son, men have been shaving since the stone age. Barber as a profession as well has been around for thousands of years.
>>18652261OK I conceded it was older than I thought. Never the less, "clean shaven" has not and never was trendy. It was at best considered hygiene. Even in the screencap you gave it seemed like it was less trendy and more rigidly enforced by some dude in power
>>18652253This must be a troll. Alexander shaving his beard started a trend cycle in the west amongst nobility, and as such amongst everyone else, that continues to this day. Currently amongst the rich and powerful clean shaving rules the day.
>>18652265You are spectacular wrong. Your ignorance coupled with your confidence is truly admirable
>>18652272Wow look at all the nothing you just posted
>>18652271I love when "trends" are required by law from the ruler of your country
>>18651782Well if you don't have a fucking choice then clean-shaven is always trendy. I literally just get a few strands on my chin and on my neck and that's it. Sucks because I still have to shave.
>>18652274>"clean shaven" has not and never was trendythis is wrong and highlights your ignorance. Im sorry this hurts your feelings. >>18652275Are you unaware of who sets trends? People who matter do. Fashion and trends are downstream. You don't think kids in grade 9 actually set trends do you?
>>18652137yes. Im assuming you are just ill read. This isn't even debatable. Take a walk over to your local university library and go read. This is actually a studied and researched thing. >>18652253you have no idea what you are talking about. Your point is simply you have no idea.
>>18651829he obviously went to a black barber and had his shit fucked up. goddamn you can see it in his facial expression on the right, he just hard reset how everyone will interact with him for the next few YEARS
Clean shaven was always trendy among athletes and handsome men. Facial hair is for everyone else.
it already is. besides, what do you care
>>18652334r-right..
>>18651782in general I think people are just sick of having fat gay babyfaces in the era of microplastic estro-men, so I don't think being clean shaven is going to make a comeback until testosterone levels start increasing population-wide in the west and people start looking like men again.>>18651819"hitler youth" haircuts started in the midwest, where all the White German descended people live. we don't even have a name for it, it's just a normal haircut here.
>>18651782Does it count as clean-SHAVEN if you just can't grow ANY facial hair period? And before anyone says anything, yes, I'm Asian. I've literally met many women who can grow more facial hair than me.
>>18652365that's a retarded question to begin with. it's called clean shaven for a reason dumbass. if there's nothing growing to begin with how is it shaven?
>>18651782when you get the self-confidence to be taken seriously.
>>18652365No it doesn't. Even if a guy is clean shaved you can clearly tell whether he can grow a beard or not from the grey 5 o' clock shadow that's left behind. No matter how close you shave, you can still see the individual hairs that are below the skin. And if you have normal T levels you'll get a short stubble within a few hours after you shave.
>>18651886Wish he wasn't
>>18651782>when will baggy be trendy again>when will clean shaven be trendy againthese unc posts have to be baitbeards have been considered cringe and clean shaven has been dominant for almost 10 years at this pointlegitimately how can you be this far behind the curve
Zoomers are clean shaved by default. Beard and facial hair is seen as millenial/outdated. Some minimal facial hair like moustaches have been trending but they're not that common. I swear this board is all old people who have no idea what young people dress or do.
>>18654919yeah, we were young once
Clean-shaven is homosexual
>>18654919Most zoomers are clean shaved by default because they have no other choice. Most of them are too soi and dysgenic to be able to grow a beard. The most they can grow a weak mustache that looks as if they glued their pubes on their lip. That's why mustaches have been trending for the past few years in the first place.
>>18654919young people just aren't cool anymore, the days of them trendsetting are over
>>18651958If you have to hide the lower half of your face behind a bush it means you're ugly.There's no other reason to have a huge beard. You're not larping as a lumberjack or a special forces guy.
>>18655090They do it because younger girls don’t like facial hair. Clean shaven gets you prime women. Facial hair gets you older women looking for a husband.
>>18651923wrong>>18651829this is a vast improvement, being heavy can work as an excellent aesthetic
>>18651782Being clean shaven is only effay if you can grow a full beard and choose to shave it clean off.
>>18651829Beard on the left, haircut on the right and that should be the look.
>>18655756Yeah, it should look intentional. People can tell if you can grow a full beard or not even if you clean shave because there will always be a grey shadow left behind no matter how close you shave. And if you're high T enough, you'll start seeing a stubble within a few hours after you shave.
