NO FUN ALLOWED.
>>18652146Nothing about your negrified clothes is "fun", zoomoid. Post them and prove me wrong.
>>18652150What's it like being on day release from the old folks home Gramps?
>>18652146>MillennialcoreLike us Millennialfags in the 90s: the uncool kids were into Pokemon Red/Blue, the cool Kids played Dragonquest Monsters. Buy bootcut jeans instead of porkwear.
>>18652146At a certain age, what used to be "fun" is just cringe and gay.I saw a 40 year old guy yesterday who was wearing all kinds of bracelets like picrel.The first thing that came to my mind is "cringe, gay ass shit, bracelet wearing faggot, you bitch".If it was a teen, it would have been cute, fine. But on an old ass man, this shit is not ok, period.
>>18652176Have fun(and sex), don't be a grumpy oldfag.
>>18652177This look coolI guess it works when it's a mix of sport and urban.But a mix of mall menswear + gay accessories trying to look fun is what makes it extra cringe.It's like a "serious in the front/party in the back" kind of mentality.
>>18652146millennials are the manchild generation that desperately and eternally want to be seen as adults, so if you are trying to look like a "serious" and "normal" person then present day millennialcore is unironically the best you can do.
>>18652198It looks like shit and soi because it clearly looks like his pants don't fit him and he won't be able to squat or kick while wearing those saggy high rise pants, making the outfit look uncomfortable, unmasculine and gay. Modern "men" are so subhuman that they don't even know how to wear pants anymore.
>>18652200>that desperately and eternally want to be seen as adultsNo they don't. They desperately want to be seen as fun and causal. Which is why they dialed the casualization of the workplace and society to 11 by getting rid of dress code and pushing t-shirts, skinny jeans, hoodies, sweatpants and sneakers as officewear. Even the way they speak is extremely informal and juvenile (and effeminate). Nothing about the outfits in OP's pic is "adult". it's the same business casuals slop we've been seeing since 2010. It looks "adult" to younger generations because the extreme casualization of society has shifted the Overton window even further towards informality.Picrel is what men with white collar/office jobs actually wore until the 2000s. That's what millennials were trying to move away from and appear more "fun".
>>18652207You're talking about hipsters which are a subculture of millennials, not representative of the generation as a whole. r/malefashionadvice is the best representation of millennialcore, and it is extremely conservative. Obviously wearing suits and ties every day would be more "adult" but that would make you look like a weirdo and a large part of millennialcore is not standing out.
>>18652202>squat or kickYou squat in your jeans? lmao
>>18652207>Picrel is what men with white collar/office jobs actually wore until the 2000s.No, it's what they wore specifically in the 1990s and 2000s.But in the 1980s it was something else, in the 1970s something else and in the 1960s something even different (3 piece suits, hats and whatnot). Fashion evolves. It's weird to blame Millenials for something that have been normal since the begining of humanity.AND, it would feel weird to dress with a shirt and tie when you can barely afford a rent and when your manager is some soccermom bitch in white sneakers. How Millenials dress is largely forced on them by the context we are in.
>>18652211Those aren't just hipsters but also techbros, who went on to influence every other industry. Which is why even finance millennials now dress like Silicon Valley IT nerds in jeans and sweatpants, whether they are entry level wagies or managers. The r/malefashionadvice are the minority trying to rebel against this casual mainstream. I mean, anyone who goes on Reddit is not a normie.
>>18652214Squat as in squatting down, not doing gymcel squat exercises to get a thicc zesty ass.
>>18652219>The r/malefashionadvice are the minority trying to rebel against this casual mainstream.Well yeah you have to start somewhere if you are thinking about fashion whatsoever. The thing is millennials also stop almost immediately after they start.
millenial derangement syndrome thread
>>18652146big fan of the bald dudes fit ngl. I'm also 40, white, eastern orthodox, and make mid-6 figures though so that's probably why
>>18652207you sound like you need to spend less time being angry on the internet and go spend time with your circle of friends, lift weights and maybe have sex with attractive women
>>18652350Funny since it's the zoomers and alphas at work absolutely OBSESSED with me "dressing up" when in literally in the same 90s grunge band button up that my grandad called me a bum or wearing.
>>18652354Don't listen to this man he wants your intervertebral discs compressed and your ass enourmous.
>>18652146they are wearing casual outfits, those are 'fun' fits. What specifically are you calling out here? Do you not like the colours? Would the fit in your mind be improved with some gucci sweaters and coogi cardigans?
>>18652177if the guys in the first pic wore this you'd be having a melty over gramps or unc doing such and such. Youre just a fundamentally unhappy person with no fashion taste.
>>18652198the mix of cropped top and relaxed bottom make it gay.
>>18652214this looks better because the shirt isnt cropped. I hate the baggy look though, but im old and had to live through/participated in this shit in the 90's/2000's.
>>18652146>NO FUN ALLOWED.That's not a Millennial value. We're the cringe generation, and as such, we infantilize and moefy everything in an effort to have fun with our hellish existence.
>>18652379Zoomers actually think those are formal outfits. Anything that's not sweatpants and hoodies or baggy hobocore is formal and "unc" to them.
>>18652164>>18652177>>18652214goycattlecore >>18652146westernvaluescore
>>18652375How about not being a fatfuck and having an actual waist? Imagine thinking wearing your high rise pants at your waist (as they're meant to be) will compress your discs. Are you actually retarded?
>>18652146worst kind of millennial fit is picrel.people that can't come to terms that they're not 27 anymore
>>18652419Nah, bootcut jeans stand for anti-zionism. Traditionalism is shekel-cattlecore, do you live under a rock?
>>18652379He needs Gucci slippers, a Velour tracksuit, and a jerry curl.
>>18652375have sex dweeb
>>18652146people have been dressing like the dude on the left since sneakers were invented. there were boomers dressing like that when i was a genx teenager.
>>18652427Are you an idiot, or just larping as one?
I tolerate every style other than trad/ivy/menswear larpersPure cringe
>>18652146
>>18652146Those are millennials? They look a lot older. Must suck to be a millennial
>>18652146post something that's fun
>>18652680>men wearing menswear>larpWhy are you such an uncultured subhuman?
>>18652687They all look so disgusting. Like they're greasy and smell like shit from not showering for days.
>>18652749The oldest millennials are in their 40s which is almost middle aged if going by average lifespan.
>>18652749>Must suck to be a millennialT. Zoomer that doesn't realize he's also an unc since it's been a decade for him too.
True, Zoomers lost their only flex, they are not young anymore.Zoomers uncs already get ridiculed by based Alpha gen.Trully a shameful generation.
>>18652414Andy wins
Guy on the left would look good if he wasn’t a balding onions. From the neck down he looks fine.
>>18652146Guy in the grey looks fucking great, thoughbeit. Mr. Glasses looks like the type of dude that would get angry at you for telling a rape joke.
>>18652763He'll post something like this.
>>18653020>mistery meat mutts in athleisureZoomer fashion at its peak, folks.
>>18653046>mistery
>>18652970And since they age like shit, they look more unc than millennials. It's really over for zoomers.
>>18653066>I get my info from da youtubes
>>18653070>I get my info from da youtubes
>The 16-29 year olds look older than 30-45 year olds!It's obvious that no one who says/believes this has gone outside
i fw millennialcore
>>18653095i was looking at the cardigan on ali express, interesting.
>>18652916im 40, do not recommend it. I mean its not that bad but thoughts of death no constantly enter my mind.
>>18652414Kuddos to Zoomer and Prince Yashuah, they influenced me to throw away my skinny jeans and buy bootcut jeans. Nothing worse than being a zoomer and dress like tradtard.>>18652658How? Read the Plebstein files
>>18653092.
>>18653161>here is one exception, ignore the fact this one example is used over and over :)
>There are faggots ITT who think you should dress like you’re going for a minimum wage job interview every day.
>>18653161Does she wash her face with sandpaper?
>>18653192And what should you dress like instead, faggot? Post your "fun" outfit.
>>18653182I'm an unc in school right now, and most of my friends are in their 30s. We look no different than most of the student body. The problem is a shit lifestyle for most people, and a lot of vape consumption. Literally see it in every car in the parking lot between classes.
>>18652146If guy on the left had on a pair black loafers i'd say that both of those fits were quite solid
>>18653272White sneakers are so NPC at this point that I can't take anyone wearing them seriously. It's lazy and ugly. They wear them because according to them they go with everything, which is absolutely false. You can clearly see that outfit looks like shit because of those bright chicklets stuck on his feet.
>>18652177lol the fob is really funny to me
>>18652177This gives tryhard vibrations
>>18653280they becoming sexcore now
>>18653020This plastic nonsense is not better than nice jeans and sweaters
>>18652176Yet he gets 18 year old pussy and you don’t
>>18653428loooolbruh stop trying to look tough you probably jerk off to reddit hentai and simp to twitch egirls
>>18653431He’s not wrong.
>>18652176Yeah, the only person I know who rocks those sorts of bracelets is ~60, filthy rich, races offshore powerboats and fucks chicks who are late twenties. I don't think his wife is too stoked about the last part but she sticks around for the money and the club memberships.Not saying he has the ultimate lifestyle, but it certainly doesn't meet any of my definitions of cringe. Maybe it does say something about bracelets though?
>>18652177>>18652214>>18652414>>18653147negroified goycattle core
>>18653335>>18653431Millennial tradcore literally stands for being a cuck
>>18653476Atleast we reproduce
>>18653338Not according to zoomers. They think plastic clothes are some kind of high tech wonder material that were invented during their time and the best thing since sliced bread, even though nylon, polyester and other synthetic/plastic clothes have been around since the 50s.
>>18653431this reads like seething gigacope lololol stop crying and have sex loser
>>18653491What's the rate of virginity for Millennials vs Gen Z? What's the marriage rate? Who became famous for having their women fuck over 20 guys before they settled on the "average" zoomer? I'm sorry, bro, but that's all projection. Millennials are flying away from you in that last helicopter out of Saigon.
im 37 and i wear mostly la apparel brand cause im wound up about buying american
>>18653752>last flight out of SaigonThat’s one way to cope with marrying an ugly hag
>>18653970Whatever helps you sleep at night, seething zoomer.
>>18653752>What's the marriage rate?Pretty low for millennials and it is getting lower every year
>>18653193Its what happens when you use makeup like a skincare routine
>>18653752>pretending millenial soibois are turbochadslmao
>>18653161LMAO even I, a dude, have smoother skin and smaller pores than that hag.
>>18653161Now i understand the 35 year old who looks like a 17 year old memeHe does look better than that bitch
>>18652420The pants won't but the lifting of the weights to achieve a true BIG MILLENIAL ASS will.
>>18653445That guy sounds extremely cringe what are you on about. When has he ever made something beautiful for once in his life?
>>18654034>skipped the male virginity statsKek.
>>18654163He looks really bad for 35, though.
>>18653193Pretty much what >>18654038 says. Makeup clgs the pores and some girls get lots of acne because of that. They use make up to cover it and tgat in turn produces more acne and so on and so forth.
>>18652146>The Bill Gates
>>18654234>believes the meme at straight up face-valuepretty sure that guy is actually 50
>>18653217So you actually think that people should dress like they’re going for a wagie job interview every day? Don’t give me a Jewish reply, faggot.
>>18654490You fucking nigger, they're clothes, not "job interview clothes". How negrified are you that you think regular men's clothes are reserved only for job interviews? What's wrong with you subhumans? Again, tells us what clothes people should wear instead.
>>18654119>pretending zoomie shut-in neosoys are sex having gigachadskwab what a cope from the loneliest, most socially crippled, lowest test incel sexless virgin dweeb males in history
>>18654034Interesting how high it was in the early 1900s too.
>>18652414The zoomer fits are pretty cool but its a borderline costume, they all look like they're going to a kpop dance class. Millennial fits consist of pieces that are more acceptable for everyday wear to a normal person (who already dresses like shit). Zoomer fits are more creative while being aesthetic but millennial fits are more aesthetic but not as creative.
>>18653095People like this are the reason why everyone thinks millennials dress like shit>>18653280Chelsea boots are far worse than being NPC
>>18652146Let me ask a question as a millenial boomer, how is Muji? Is it like uniqlo quality, better, or worse?
>>18654530Millennial fits are just dressing like nerds without getting the grades. It’s basically post-hipster. Like “I used to be a hipster at coffee bars but my bones hurt now.”
>>18654533Boots of any kind go with jeans much better than sneakers.
>>18654541>for zoomers, leaving the house to get coffee is some sort of crazy activity
>>18654565They actually go outside.
>>18652146always thought those loose front opening sweaters looked fruity a hell.
>>18653161why does this old hag give me a boner
>>18654530Every zoomer fit is trash and looks exactly the same no matter what they throw in. The cropped tops and baggy pants are so much of a meme now they overpower whatever flair your fit may have because cropped tops with baggy pants look fucking bad. You can't tell the difference between those fags because the silhouette imprints on your eyes.You can't polish a turd and fit is everything in fashion.
you retards spend entirely too much time thinking about the meaning of clothes. just put shit on, goddamn.
>>18654618Which board do think you're on, retard?
>>18654689Fashion is about expression of self, not being self conscious about how your clothes are viewed on social media.
>>18652146Bad Millennialcore = white fatique core
>>18654692Wearing an entire fit of pristine workwear looks so bad
>>18654690Most modern fashion is about conforming to trends and giving in to peer pressure like braindead NPCs.
>>18654694That's not fashion
>>18654696That is fashion. What you're talking about is personal style. That's self-expression. Fashion on the other hand is mostly trends.
>>18652223>Will not be there for those he loves when calamity strikes >Ngmi
>>18654694What kind of guys do these kinds of white girls like?
>>18652146His face looks like he is into cute flufy tomboys from india , so based
>>18653161she doesnt have a penis, why posting this ? retard
>>18654751I've never seen an Indian woman be a tomboy. Would such a thing even exist?
>>18654761she raped me
>>18654561I wanna rape you
>>18654716Handsome rich men, like all women.
>>18654580LMAO no they don't. I never see zoomers outdoors. It's probably 80% boomers, some X and fellow moomers. Z outside? It's so uncommon I point it out to my wife when I see it. In fact I see more alpha with X parents than I do Z.T. Outdoor fanatic and am at parks 4 days a week on average. All seasons. Winter is probably 6 days a week tbqhwy to avoid crowds.
>>18652214Honest question - why do none of these articles of clothing actual fit appropriately, both in sizing and style? The pants make it looks like the person is hiding wearing a diaper. Is this the current state street wear?T. Don’t do anything but work and OSRS
>>18654927>Zoomers don’t go outside! It’s just uncs in this woodland area where deliberately go to not see people How retarded are you?
Any generational gatekeeping comes across as if those passing judgment can't come to terms with their own aging.Millennials obsessed by zoomers and vice-versa both sound insecure and tryhard.Also out of sync with the essential fact that nowadays styles are intertwined, "dressing your age" is a cringe granny expectation and on average everyone tends to dress younger these days except for female teens who tend to dress as adults right after puberty
>>18655416I’m not a zoomer, but I noticed that most of the hatred and bitterness towards them is because they’re competition. Older men having to compete with younger men in their prime.
younger millennials and older zoomers larp as Austin Butler, younger zoomers larp as someone at a slipknot concert in 2003
>>18655418And the opposite seems to happen too: some zoomers throwing hissy fits bc zoomettes date millennials/genXers etc. The harshness of the mating game and the sexual arena makes people try to resort to these nitpicking comments as an indirect way to supposedly add imaginary value to their own choices. But that's in practice irrelevant to the way women make their decisions on the dating game. Clothing and age are both lesser, peripheral criteria to them
>>18652176This. Still have a bunch of jewelry/accesories, hats and clothing from when I was in my twenties. Sometimes I'll put some of it on and before I head out regain my composure, take it off and put on clothes that suit my age.
>>18654716Average dudes. Check some random amateur porn videos.
>>18652414those pants must be annoying to walk in
>>18656757Those pants are only for tiktok and instagram shoots to generate views. Only the most retarded zoomers actually wear them in real life. Most of them just wear regular relaxed or loose fit jeans.
>>18656761Not bootcut enough
>>18652219What a piss drinking cretin this guy is.
>>18656863Wh*te zio J*ws are cancer, true
>>18656863Since when does zuck drink piss?
>>18652207As usual with people blaming millennials for things, that was Gen X. I grew up around the LA entertainment industry in the '90s and saw it firsthand at my parents' workplaces long before us millennials were old enough to have jobs at all.
>>18652146I would rather kill myself than to dress like this kek. This is a humiliation ritual. More like my wife's boyfriend core
>>18657073>More like my wife's boyfriend coreYeah, millennialcore
>>18657051This is peak fashion.t. Millenial
>>18657073is it really the clothes or just out of shape ugly old men?
>>18657073Left is perfectly acceptable
>>18657073You’re so desperately afraid of getting old. It’s gonna happen to you, lil bro
>>18657111It's cool, but shirts too tight.
I have a ton of clothes I no longer wear outside the house because they're definitively out of style now lol. Like right now I am wearing a grey crew neck athletic long sleeve sweatshirt, kind of mid-century/Steve mcqueenish and pinstriped slacks that are very slim-straight. I'm in good shape but I don't know what to wear anymore. I only know what not to wear.
>>18657162zesty nigga wearing lesbian coded shit
>>18657185I have a raging boner, can't wait that my GF give me a BJ
>>18657073>my wife's boyfriend coreThat would be this.
>>18652680It is cringe when people try to look older than they are, or when an older person tries to look younger. Wearing this kind of shit as a 35 year old white guy is no longer LARPing. You're just dressing how you should as an established, mature male. I used to watch Curb Your Enthusiasm when I was 14 and dream about being able to dress like that. It feels amazing now that it's here for me.
>>18657818There’s dressing like your age and then there’s dressing like a “distinguished” square like Mr. Rogers or like a dad who smells like sandalwood. This board is obsessed with dressing like a stereotype. Watches, perfumes, “classy” boots, rolled jeans, and probably thinks a cigar and a whiskey is attractive. No need to dress like a DAD or an MSNBC crime drama cop.
>>18657674What a sad picture. Not only can you tell this woman does not respect him, you can also tell he is not worthy of respect.