I want silk. I need silk. My 11/10 latvian model girlfriend hates the shitty cotton pills stuck to my absolutely pussy-stained cock in the afternoon after having full on sex, getting dressed and wearing underwear to go to my $1000/day well-being gym and smoothie run in the morning.Redpill me. Deep dive me.Pure mulberry silk, long filaments. Boxer brief style? Websites never tell you elastane content in the band/weave. Very jewish and very disrespectful for the discerning consumer.What is the peak option? You can fuck off with your fake-elitist commando faggotry.
Shit's meaty. I bet this guy has a very impressive penis.
>>18666281Post gf's tits and I'll rec you my favourite brand
>>18666302I may have embellished. my totally real gf sitting right next to me is (male)
>>18666281put a bag over that face and id succ
>>18666281Only a virgin would think pussy "stains" you. Do you think there's always blood? How much do you actually know that you didn't learn on the playground?
>>18666281>girlfriend hates the shitty cotton pills stuck to my absolutely pussy-stained cockWhy have you not considered washing your dick?
>>18666794>Only a virgin would think pussy "stains" you.There's a noticeable stickiness if you went in raw and didn't wash it after.
can you guys please point me in some direction?are my dreams of a lint free penis that unreasonable?
>>18667660Wash your dick.
>>18667664I will appoint you as my retainer and you can wash it with your mouth faggot. I leave my house and have sex during the day unlike you.
>>18667665Bragging about poor personal hygiene, never brought a partner home, and engaging in homosexuality is not the flex you think it is.
>>18667673now you're being unreasonably defensive because I called you an incel lmaoalright bro it's not the thread for you. I wish you poorly
>>18667675>you're being unreasonably defensiveYou have no idea what irony is.
>>18667665i have sex at night
