Grown men should literally never wear shorts.>but I live in insert tropical shitholeMiddle Easterners already made perfectly suited Aladdin pants and thobes for this.
as usual this looks bad because the guys are fat with love handles and bellies and the shorts are bad because polyester. it is your duty to mog these types of people with thick musculature and horse cockery.
>>18669146>REEEEEEEEE IT'S HOT WHERE I LIVE>wears tight ass bitch shorts (made of thick fabrics like denim) that block any and all air circulationWhy are modern men such retarded faggots? If it's hot, you wear loose roomy pants/clothes in a thin fabric and light colors. That way they not only keep your lower half cool, but also protect your skin from UV damage.>>18669179He looks like a fag. Like he just walked out of his bedroom wearing boxers after an intense session of gay sex.Shorts never looked good on adults. They always make you look like a toddler or a fag.
>>18669195i think those look good but also the arnaold pic looks fine too. those who are very against shorts most likely have some kind of odd legs or something embarrassing they're trying to hide
>>18669195No one wears linen in the modern day in hot and humid countries. You can roleplay and be autistic, but you likely don't even live in a climate like this, and when you visit and think you look so old money coded we make fun of you.
>>18669146Where I live literally almost everybody wears shorts male and female. The only ones who don't wear shorts tend to those weird school-shooter-vibe teenagers who wear hoodies when it's 100 degrees F out there. Teens aside, adults and children almost exclusively wear shorts.
>>18669220Nobody cares what a bunch of uncultured NPCs have to say. And I said loose pants. They can be anything, not just linen pants. Loose chinos, loose cotton slacks, loose drawstring cotton pants, even loose light weight jeans that are 8 oz and under. But sure, keep wearing your gay little tight shorts like a bunch of faggots.>>18669225Because most people these days are shameless and uncultured fatfucks. Until just the early 2000s, summer was the season for blue jeans and white t-shirts both for men and women, not ugly disgusting polyester shorts and gym shirts, because people weren't fatfuck degenerates, so they could wear normal jeans (not even even lightweight jeans) even when it's hot.
>>18669195Arnie hardmogs you in every conceivable way.
>>18669231People like this never post their pictures.
>>18669220Normal pants are not roleplay, and when you post and sound like a nignog we make fun of you.
>>18669264Who does?
>>18669146The only thing wrong with this picture is that some of the shorts are too long.I'd say the first guy from the left in the light gray shorts is wearing the perfect length (the shortest shorts in this pic) and that the guy right next to him in the dark gray shorts that cover the knees is wearing shorts that are way too long (the longest shorts in this pic), and then the other two guys are wearing an in-between length. First guy from the left has his shorts game on point. His friends (or I assume?) should follow his lead.
>>18669264Since you like to post pictures how about you do it? Show your fits to everyone.
>>18669285i'm pretty sure the only reason his shorts look so short compared to the others is because he rolled them up
>>18669294The others have all rolled up their shorts too and his still look much shorter.
>>18669301true but in that case it's because he has longer legs because the actual amount of fabric for the shorts look about the same. pretty sure it's the same inseam just looks shorter on him due to longer legs
>>18669179shorts are fine for sports or the beach
>>18669308Bro I have no idea why you're so oddly insistent on his shorts not being shorter than that of the other guys lol.He's literally the closest to the camera and even then you can still tell his shorts have less fabric than the others. If you put him further away from the camera then his shorts will appear super duper short.
>>18669146>I live inFunny way to say you ARE from there
I stopped wearing shorts once I could drive a car. Then, I lived at the beach and started wearing them again. I left the beach and moved to a hot humid climate inland, but then I discovered summer-weight linen pants and I have never looked back.
>>18669332maybe that's him in the pic and he's one of those guys who believes shorter shorts on men are gay and so he's doing all these mental gymnastics to convince himself that his shorts are as equally long as everyone else's in the pic
>>18669403I know you're probably joking but that'd actually explain a lot lmfao.
>>18669146im wearing shorts right now in fact. cope and seethe
>>18669435Same! But for me it goes even further. I don't own a single pair of pants period. I only wear shorts, all above the knee. My climate is hot and humid as fuck and my job is casual and doesn't really have a dress code so I have no reason to ever wear pants. If there's an extremely rare especially cold winter day then I'll borrow pants from a friend but that's it. I fucking hate pants with a passion or heck even longer shorts that touch my knees. So all my shorts are above my knees.
>>18669543To own no pants at all seems a bit excessive but based for always wearing shorts above the knee. Shorts below the knee might as well just be called baggy capris
>>18669543damn thats unfathomably based, bro. im a hairy warm dude so can usually get away with extending my short-wearing season from may-october but in winter i cant hack it. my office lets us wear shorts too its awesome
>>18669146Do you have any more convincing arguments to this? I get that you seem to be upset and disgusted by this, but it just isn't very persuasive. Try to remember that if you want to change people's minds, you have to consider what THEY want, not what YOU want. I wish you the best, and look forward to your reply.
I don’t even get the appeal. Unless I’m on the beach, why would I want my legs exposed? I’ve never even been anywhere where it was too hot to be comfortable in jeans and I’ve been to Colombia in the peak of summer.
>>18670142have you never crossed your legs in shorts and had women in your vicinity immediately turn to mire? i used to love teasing my classmates in college, even the lesbian chick was checking me out. she said openly its ok for women to ogle men because theyre just appreciating the physical form LOL
>>18670142>Summer Weather in Colombia ColombiaDaily high temperatures are around 85°F, rarely falling below 80°F or exceeding 90°F.>Daily low temperatures are around 68°F, rarely falling below 65°F or exceeding 71°F. The highest daily average low temperature is 69°F on August 17.LMAO retard
>>18670146...you are you referring to them admiring your thighs or admiring your dick and balls by getting a glimpse up the leg holes?
>>18670187Nta but it's the latter for me. Nothing better than going commando in 5 inch inseam shorts on a hot Orlando Florida day. I make it a goal to flash as many people as I can while avoiding children and their parents. It's pretty fun actually
>>18670195>while avoiding children and their parents.Good call, keep doing that because as a father with a 5 year old and a 3 year old I would absolutely beat the shit out of anyone purposefully flashing their junk to my children. And that applies to women too. I'm not even especially physically strong but flashing your junk to children is such a low thing to do and I won't stand for it.
>>18670187both! actually that reminds me of a fun memory from sailing lessons a few years back. because im retarted af, i couldnt figure out how to do a bunch of the knots and this 10/10 gorgeous chick from my class offered to help by kneeling between my legs and tying the knot directly in front of my crotch. im pretty sure she was trying to catch a glimpse
>>18670146LMAO so guys who wear shorts really are faggy exhibitionist flashers.
>>18670358>faggytfw showing off your physique to women somehow is gay according to a fat neckbeard on 4chan
>>18670440These people cannot imagine how you could feel no insecurity about your own body.
>>18670358You called that guy out>>18670195But didn't call this one out for explicitly saying he likes to flash his genitalia towards people while avoiding children and their parents?
Shorts are for children and athletes.
>>18670629Because I didn't read his tweet.
>>18669195I do what I want at all times. It amuses me how much this bothers you
You all can hate on shorts all you want and I personally might or might not agree with you but you DO realize right that no man who currently wears shorts is gonna stop just because you don't like shorts? You all do realize that right?
>>18670950What a woman brained post. You know the drill.
>>18669179still waiting for anyone to refute this btw.you're either fit enough to look good in shorts or youre not. thats all there is to it. if you are not, its time to become fit.
>>18670956I am a woman actually. I've never in my 20 something years of life seen a problem with shorts on women or on men. As a bisexual too it can be quite hot on a woman or man with nice legs.
>>18670957The gay board is this >>/lgbt/ way. Please vent all your gay desires in that board.
>>18669146>Grown men should literally never wear shorts. True, shorts are for young boys
>>18670964That's the tranny board. The gay board is and always was /fit/.
>>18669146>Grown men should literally never wear shortsI hate shorts, but it makes sense for sports, otherwise fuck that.
>>18671140Even in sports only football, basketball and rugby players wear shorts because you could get your foot stuck in your opponent's (or your own) pants and fall while running and tackling. In most other sports that don't involve much physical contact between multiple players at a time, they always wear proper pants.
>>18670964simply the sight of mens legs raises sexual thoughts in your head though. i just like wearing shorts because i look good.>>18671117based and true
Why are you spamming gay hobos?
>>18670142you must smell like SHIT lmao
>>18671158proper baseball trousers are knickerbockers, which were shorts for adults.
>>18669146Nigga I wear linen pants in summer
>>18669146Post body and post a summer fit for 30C+ without shorts that doesn’t like autistic
I don’t get the social stigma around men wearing revealing clothing in hot weather, but it’s seen as ok for women to do so. Men run hotter than women due to increased muscle mass and higher metabolism so wouldn’t it make sense for men to wear less clothes and women to cover up?
>>18671242funny how you can tell he always wears shorts slightly below his knees and is only wearing short shorts for the photo shoot because below his knees his legs are relatively tan but then his knees and thighs are pale as fuck. sure shows you how models don't actually wear the shit they model in their daily life
>>18674115>is only wearing short shorts for the photo shootThey're not short shorts you fucking idiot. Notice how he's sitting down? They've ridden up. All shorts ride up when sitting. They're knee-length shorts that have ridden up to mid-thigh.
Guys who are against shorts out themselves really easily as friendless guys who never do anything fun in the summer.
>>18674153You put it perfectly. Like where I live in the summer it's just too hot and humid to wear anything else but shorts. And literally no one wears pants in the summer here. Young, old, tan, pale, hairy, smooth, attractive, unattractive, male, female, Black, White, Asian, regardless of who you are it's nothing but bare legs all around for the next 3 months. The heat is so insane that for those 3 months not even workplaces require pants any more. If you wear pants people are gonna be asking questions. Not even in a judgemental way but more in a sympathetic aren't you uncomfortable sort of way. A lot of people will even offer to buy a pair of shorts for you or just lend you one of their many shorts.
>>18674161>Like where I live in the summer it's just too hot and humid to wear anything else but shortsI take it that you're not aware of thin linen pants.>And literally no one wears pants in the summer hereSo? Not an argument. Popular != good or right.>If you wear pants people are gonna be asking questions.So?>>18674183His wife (I assume) looks like his mother (because he is dressed like a toddler), she's even leading their footsteps.
>>18674183I find it kind of ridiculous how her dress is shorter than his shorts when by the name of the clothing "shorts" it should be the other way around. Like come on dude it's not the 90s/early 2000s anymore. You can show your knees without being called a faggot in the locker room.
>>18669179this
>>18674361No one wears linen pants here in Greece, and it's 40-45c often in the summer, and humid enough that sweat never gets off you fully. You just don't live in a warm climate, admit it.
>>18674361Why are you so autistically against shorts? Anyone with friends wears shorts in summer when you go outside. Hit the gym to make your legs grow if you're that self-conscious about them.Part of fashion is dressing for the weather/occasion. It's why wearing layers/pants in hot weather looks odd unless you have to for dress code reasons, such as work or a function
>>18669146Shorts make young white men look like glowies
Male children shouldn't either, makes them look like gay pedo bait.
All I'm gonna say is: LOVE SHORTS OR HATE SHORTS THEY AIN'T GOIN' AWAY BROS
>>18675544True. Plus men already don't have a lot of options in comparison to women when it comes to fashion so can we please not limit our options even more? Shorts are ridiculous for a fancy restaurant sure but for a walk at the beach it's ridiculous if you DON'T wear shorts. Time and place for everything.
really stupid to wage war on shorts.
>>18675861very. personally i've gotten way more compliments from women when i wore shorts than i have when i wore pants. and when i was on a dating app the pictures of me in shorts also got more attention from women
>>18675867Huh. It's so weird. Growing up I was taught that wearing pants and looking professional is what women want and that shorts repel women but then when I finally entered adulthood it turned out to be the complete and total opposite
>>18669146>Middle Easternersim not going to emulate brown people sorry. there are attractive shorts, you know?
>>18669146you just don't get it>>18669179speak your shitthe grey shorts + white sneakers (especially tennis shoes) goes insane
>>18675876It's not too hard to figure out. Pants look more professional yes but they also make you look more serious and thus less approachable overall. Shorts on the other hand make you look more laid-back and therefore more approachable. Plus a lot of women really like legs. To them it's the male equivalent of a miniskirt.
>>18675923>a lot of women really like legs.this part is all you really had to say
>>18674745>No one wears linen pants here in GreeceAgain, not an argument. I live in northern Australia. You are without an argument.>>18675486Almost feels like the same poster as above, the same weak, shame-based rhetoric (that doesn't work). My prior post was the first that I made in this thread. Part of fashion is dressing with self-respect and dignity. It's why grown men shouldn't go around looking like overgrown toddlers who never learnt to dress for themselves.
>>18671158Tennis, squash, field hockey, volleyball, table tennis, handball, badminton, rowing, cycling, track and field athletes, i.e in nearly every sport men wear shorts or equivalent (e.g knicks)Golf tends towards pants at pro level, tho some wear shorts.Cricket is entirely pants at pro level. But these guys spend hours standing around in the sun. It also has one of the longest/oldest traditions and tradition is very powerful in that sport.Winter sports is differnet story of course as is motor sports and horse racing.
>>18675972So you live somewhere where it's not actually warm and you think you can have an opinion on how people should dress on places where it's warm.I don't want to do the regular thing people do in this situation here and call you a retard. You have some unresolved issues that you should try to explore about why you feel this way. Whether it's body image issues, some mild autism that forces rigid adherence to rules passed down by family stuck in their ways...Something is off and you would be happier in unexpected ways if you tried to address it.
I don't give a shit what anyway says and I'm never gonna stop wearing shorts. I'm in my 20s and have been wearing them my whole life and I'm not gonna stop now.
>>18676675>I'm in my 20sAt that age you're basically just a boy and most likely in the prime of your life so that figures.However I cringe whenever I see 40+ year old fat men in shorts.
>>18670146>>18670187>>18670195>>18670251I cross my legs in 7 inch inseam shorts and women like it but I would never ever purposefully show my genitals to people. I always wear underwear to prevent anyone possibly looking up the leg holes. I don't care how hot you are showing your genitals is just tasteless. And yes I would also consider a woman going commando in a short skirt purposefully showing her genitals tasteless as well.
>>18674183what a fucking repulsive subhuman specimenall fatties should be culled
>>18676753Unfortunately he's actually super skinny by American standards...even little American kids are fatter than him...
I think shorts can sometimes look good but unironically I find that they mostly work with sweaters, big combat boots etc. Shorts with a t-shirt just feels too bare. You need to dress them up a bit.
>>18676759>shorts above the knee = fag
>>18676763Nah it's the other way around. Whenever I see a man in shorts above the knee I see a mature man who is confident about his body. But then when I see a man in shorts below the knee I see an insecure and immature man who is stuck in the very outdated middle school mindset of exposed knees being gay.
>>18676759>tattoos>boots that are wider than your chicken legs>short shorts>sweater sleeve almost at the knucklelmaoat least that room looks neat
>>18676763>>18676766>>18676783Guys can we please stop stereotyping people based on the length of their shorts? It's 2026 ffs. All shorts lengths are valid in their own way for different contexts
>>18676825i'm sorry but i just can't see ANY context or situation where short shorts would be better than long shorts. like first of all there's more skin to sunburn meaning a lot more sunscreen. second lack of pockets. third short shorts are usually much tighter than long shorts. fourth they ride up like crazy when you sit down. fifth more skin for bugs to bite. sixth your bare thighs on dirty public seats, you could potentially get an infection. i just don't see any advantage short shorts have over long shorts
>>18675861I think if these anons stopped and thought for a second they would realised they dont hate shorts and instead hate how the default outfit for men is shorts and a T shirt. I wear shorts but hate that fags that always wear shorts act as if wearing pants is some form of formality now a days.
op is a calflet
peak Summer is like the only time a man can get acceptably slutted-out, no chance I'm not taking that opportunity. Tank tops and shorts are all the mix when it's hot out. But I do agree that you should still put effort into finding the right kind of shorts for your wardrobe.
>>18677132What if I'm not fat like you?
>>18676843Nta and for the record I myself wear knee length shorts but you do realize you can make the same exact arguments for the other way around right? If you emphasize the worst qualities of one thing and the best qualities of another it's kind of extremely biased.>i'm sorry but i just can't see ANY context or situation where long shorts would be better than short shorts. like first of all there's more skin exposed so it's much more comfortable and you can enjoy the sun a lot more just make sure to bring lots of sunscreen which you should always do by default anyway even when showing less skin. second while they lack pockets what the fuck are you carring on a regular day to day basis anyway? if you're not going hiking or fixing stuff why do you need so many pockets? third while short shorts are usually tighter than long shorts on average they shouldn't be SUPER tight as long as you get the right size and fitted clothes look better than clothes that are super baggy anyway. fourth while they do ride up when you sit down that's a normal thing that happens when wearing shorts and no big deal but if they're riding up THAT much you probably got the wrong size. fifth while there is more skin for bugs to bite bug spray is a thing and it's not too hard to apply. sixth your while your bare thighs will be on public seats germs are literally everywhere and you can't escape them anyway. chance of a serious infection are extremely low. i just don't see any advantage long shorts have over short shortsSee what I did there? Comparing all the best characteristics of short shorts and comparing them to all the worst characteristics of long shorts. Doesn't seem too far now does it?
>>18677233Hilarious how your rebuttal for short shorts over long shorts was more than two times longer than his argument for long shorts over short shorts. If you have to write that much to prove your point then you've already lost.
>>18677264Huh? Bro that was not even supposed to be a rebuttal. I was just making a point that for everything he said you could very easily argue the opposite. I didn't even say I personally agreed with it. Again I myself wear knee length shorts I've got no preference over long shorts or short shorts.
>>18669146>Middle Easterners already made perfectly suited Aladdin pantsThey have horrendous body odor because of it. 100% linen shorts are acceptable warm climate wear.
>>18677132>>18677197You're still a manchild.
>>18677499>*tips fedora*
I look good showing off my defined bronzed legs in the summer with my linen chino shorts and button down with the sleeves rolled up lookin like I'm ready for the beach in my loafers and locks of curly hair
>>18677530>I look good showing off my defined bronzed legsSame. In my opinion it's a ridiculous look to have a tan face and tan arms but legs that are completely pale. One time as a teen I spent basically a whole week playing outside with my friends while wearing pants and by the end of it when I saw myself naked in the mirror after a shower my face and arms were really brown and my legs were as white as snow.I thought it looked so repulsive that ever since I make sure to ALWAYS wear shorts if I know I'm gonna be out in the sun.Ladies love tan legs (especially tan thighs) too from my experience so that's a bonus.
>>18669146shorts are supposed to be short and keep you cool/comfortable. not long and made from jeans
>>18677499The reason he looks ridiculous is not because of the shorts but because he's just sloppily dressed in general. The shirt is too long and not fitted right and the shorts are too baggy, seem to be sagging and cover his knees. If his shirt was shorter and slightly more fitted and his shorts above his knees and not as baggy and not sagging then he'd look about 10x better at least, if not more.
>>18677990you're not wrong. however he could also stand to lose about 20 to 30 pounds and trim his beard
>>18677499huh. just noticed that the little boy (in the red) in the background is quite literally wearing the exact same outfit as him. the shoes are somewhat different but not too far off either. shirt and shorts though literally exactly the same. even the length of the shorts is the same (in proportion to their bodies obviously)
>>18678126True. If I didn't see the kid next to the other guy holding hands I'd assume it's his son wearing a matching outfit with him
>>18678134It IS their son.
>>18678138wait so he's a faggot?
>>18669146Even as a straight man a lot of guys look really hot in shorts as long as they're above the knee. Kinda gives me motivation to work out my legs more and tan them.
>>18678258Look man I got nothing against gays and shit but if you use the word hot to describe other guys in shorts then you're not straight. You could've just said that a lot of guys look really good in shorts but no you specifically went for the word hot.
>>18678269yup. it's like dude if you're gay bi or pan just say so. kinda retarded so say you're straight only to then proceed to say the gayest shit ever
If you wear shorts you’re gonna end up smelling like shit. Imagine the smell of your sit down air
>>18678126
>>18678379LOL. You know you're 100% retarded when a little boy dresses better than you
>>18678379this just reminded me of an old meme from long ago
>>18678630Damn. Before I read the caption and looked at the background I actually thought she was kind of hot at first. Unconventional and imperfect but still cute, nice length blonde hair, seemingly solid tits (or at least enough to create cleavage), imperfect teeth (overly white and overly straight teeth freak me out a little so it's good hers are not perfectly white and not 100% straight), slightly baggy eyes, kind of big but still attractive nose, and seems to be wearing no makeup as a bonus but all of that shattered once I read the caption and looked at the background.
>>18678630i'm actually wondering about that picrel. was she herself intentionally comparing her cleavage to the butt crack or was it just a funny coincidence? did she herself make the connection between her cleavage and the butt crack? was she the one who made that caption? was it intended to be a meme or was it just taken from a random woman's facebook or instagram or whatever? so many questions and no way to know the answers
>>18677132>>18677499>>18678379I hate Chuck "Sneed" Wendig so much it's unreal
>>18669146You're probably a skinny nigger. Start bloatmaxxing, wear a tanktop and tight shorts to show of your trained ass & squats. Lift heavy, not like most zoomers alot of sets and baby weights. That's my summer core this year.And of course, heavily overspeay fougeres.
>>18678630she looks high as fuck
