can anyone explain this phenomena?
>>18670720Because he's fat, short, and probably ugly as well. They would like him if he was handsome, tall, and fit.
>overweight/not goth fit lean muscular>nerd hair that looks messy>otaku tier choice of clothes>probably no social media presence/clout>no ironic expensive electronic accessoires like a deep blue iphone 17 pro that simply signals effortlessnessSorry but if you are into a mainstream meme like le goth girls you have to insanely step up your game
>>18670720When will you learn that lipstick doesn't matter if it's on a pig? It should be illegal to discuss fashion if you're not physically attractive.
>>18670720who the fuck wants to go on a date with a fat incel with a cane, this is the weakest rage bait
>>18670723>implying a fat goth chick has ever dated a fat guy
>>18670720he's fat, has long hair, short, has a walker, looks like he smells bad, poorly dressed
>>18670720i want the one that looks like the pokemon girl from when i was a kid, and the one with huge tits
>>18670720i dont mind his fit
Goth girls literally don't exist in 2026.
>>18670720What's with the cane? Is he a tranny?
goth guys are basically twink flavored goth girls
>goth girlsThose are e-whores
>>18670726You’re a drone never forget that
>>18670720Heterosexual goth guys are fairly rare. Most actual goth girls end up dating guys involved in adjacent subcultures such as metalheads, punks, and rivetheads. But most "goth" girls you see on the internet have no interest in the subculture, and just adopt the aesthetic to get attention for their onlyfans material. They are normies, interested in normie things and normie men.
>>18670720im an uber driver, and i pick up a lot of alt goth baddies, going to bars, or going to work as strippers, or going to work as waitresses or bartenders, even nurses i really dont get what they see on me. im just a midget mexican. and these goth girls are white with blue eyes. taller than me and great facial harmony they always try to be so friendly and tell me they hate trump and are not racists etc etc. they always give me their numbers and they dont ghost or flake dates im seeing two right now that are so nice. i hate everything they are into. and dont watch anime. this is what they like
>>18670929tfw you were never born as a 5'6 Mexican cab driver
>>18670933yup im 5'6'' bro and with air force ones im 5'7''one is taller than me, and the other two are like my height,they all want to be tradwives.. its crazy how they all say the same things. its like algorithms brainwashing them. . i dont know what they think getting with a guy who makes 30k a year will do for em.here is another one hugging me, at the end of our first trip. like who hugs their uber driver? im currently bangin her when i pick her up from work she brings me a double cheeseburger with bacon and a slice of cheesecake and lets me bang her in her apartment and then i leave. white girls are actually so sweet. i think they are the most empathetic race many latina women i know only like white men, the same is true for white women, they really like latino men. im blowing loads in all these women hoping to get 3 pregnant. they are just so hot and ask for me to cum inside them when we bang. they are all alt goth baddies.. some are already asking me to be exclusive with them. i need to get them all pregnant at the same time so i can confess to them that i did it before we got exclusive that way they can all be cool with it.
I tell people who ask about what goth/alt/egirls girls want, that I literally dress like this meme and still date a chocolate egirl with the jade braids. Your face and personality matter more than being a poser or dressing like them. They're women, they want to look the fanciest, they want their men to treat them like a daughter they can legally fuck.
>>18671155Forgot picrel
>>18670929>>18670944This is a LARP or he’s not telling you that he has ketamine, mdma, Xanax, or cocaine on him. Alt e-goth girls are notorious to have drug habits and literally go to bars for drugs rather than booze.
>>18670929What's it like being a performance fetish doll fashion accessory for white girls? (im not saying that as a put down)
>>18671184I am also a fat mexican american and have experienced similar things. They assume you are into race play for some reason. They arent wrong but its funny that they know such things.
>>18671155What is wrong with my face, I attract zero goth girls, but seem to be magnetic for black and jewish women.
>>18671365>I fuck the phattest milkers and the best pussywhat a curse
Women like men who are tall and handsome with high social status. All women, but attention seeking e-girls especially.
>>18670720i was curious so i looked it up and it was just a jokehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJCanZXuSlQhere are the ones who stayedbut that's still fake to me they probably all came to promote their channel
>>18671365the goth aesthetic is geared toward huwhites and goth girls are incredibly racist, except when it comes to shooting onlyfans vids with literal gangbangers.
>>18671380ONE HOUR OMG I AIGNT WATCHING THIS FOR ONE HOUR UNLESS THEY DRINK HIS PEE DO THEY
>>18671173>>18671173they do drink, you are right, and some do coke, you are right again,,, it's also why i dont take them serious. pic related is another alt goth baddie that kept making out with me while i was driving. she keot saying how cute i was, and i told her she is just drunk... but no, then i told her she proabbly does this to all uber drivers and she ssid no...i think these women are actually evil and try to do stuff to me since they think im cute. like they got off on trying to get a guy that doesn't really want em. and i remember tasting cocaine on this girl saliva , when i was banging her in my backseat i remember in high school being a freshman and senior alt goth baddies and trailer trash white girls invited me to sleep overs where they tired to fuck me >>18671184bro what the fuck does that even mean? lol im just give them good conversations and i ask great questions they like that im genuinely interested in them. all they do is talk. honestly i just act like they annoy me. they are nice girls and buy me gifts, but i tell them not to. . honestly it feels like love bombing but i dont fall for it... i have so many women that i dont care about any of them. like they can do whatever they want i dont care. for myself i have not had drugs in years ,gotta be sober for the weekends. also they are old like 27 years old.... all these women i got from only like 200 uber trips, so it kinda happens alot to me. im just cute i guess. every weekend its more and more girls that go crazy about me, i dont know what it is guys, maybe its pheramones.
>>18671583So you admit to coercing women with drugs for sex.
>>18671583Based. Post pics on r/whiteChicksLatinDicks
>>18670869>he says whilst fawning over a subculture he was psyoped into thinking was cool by cartoons and TV from 20 years ago
>>18671365ironically even though they tend to be insanely woke, goth girls don't like asian guys.
>>18670720Because you look like a skinny or fat tard
>>18670944>>18671583Nice try Juan, but im not falling for your UBER shill(ing)™Waymo is simply superior and it just works
>>18671365>but seem to be magnetic for blackBoo fucking hoo, cunt.
because those aren't 'goth girls', they're e whores in slightly different outfits>le anime girl>le cosplayer>le big heggin tiddy goth gf lmao!!>le BPD school girlthey're e-whores. remember those bitchy cunts you went to school with? that's them, they just wear different outfits to drain money from morons. plus the guy is a fucking weirdo
>>18671583this is the funniest fucking thing I've ever read. well done latino baby driver
>>18671831/thread
>>18671831Real goth girls wouldn’t like him either. Every girl goth I’ve ever seen in my entire life was dating either a hot punk rocker type or a mildly successful tradesman.
>>18671831This.>>18671886Sometimes, but he definitely wouldn’t have been picked. The actual goth girls I knew went after, like you said, thirst trap type of alternative men, or really lanky guys who looked like Depeche Mode fans.
>>18671583It's over. la raza won
>>18671973nah bro, just gotta make em smile and giggle. like pic related. anyone can do it, i realize i am the highlight of their night , they go out for social interaction , and bam they get it all on their way to the bar. from their uber driver. they probably deplete all their social battery talking with me....sometimes i get sad thinking what if i was the only guy that night that got their number. what if i was the only one that made them laugh and smile and giggle that night. and gave the the best conversationi think its why some of them call/text me when the night is over like at 2:00 in the morning but i never answer. but it is flattering to me that they think about me when they are drunk and the night is over. pic related is another alt baddie that im dating, she wants kids and tells me that she is going to give me so many children when we have sex. and tells me to cum inside her. its kind of a turn off not gonna lie. it makes me actually not want to cum inside her. she says things like " im going to give you a son, cum inside me" "im going to give you so many sons" and she is serious about it, cus i cum in her and she is so satisfied. she has half her hair dyed and so many tattoos. and a godly body. pierced pink nipples, and the most beautiful pink pussy ever, with the most beautiful pussy lips,, i dont even wanna know how many men have gone crazy for her.... like damn, a fat ass and she is like 3 inches taller than me. she is a waitress ,. i can probably impregnate 15 women in the next two months and sometimes i get dizzy thinking about how crazy that would be and how easy it is to make 60 children in one year. like why are so many women willing to give me a child so soon? some even tell me when they are the most fertile so i can go and fill em with cum, im also honest with them and tell them i want kids with many women of different races. i think they like that i know what i want.
>>18671839thanks bro , hopefully i inspired someone ... you want alt goth baddies? you can do this too, when they smile at you, keep your focus on the road, i think they get turned on when they see you paying attention to the road.its cute to them to see a man focused on something. (driving and the road) the hottest women are always the nicest .pic related couldn't stop looking at me, i just kept my eyes straight ahead and acted like she wasn't there , meanwhile asking engaging questions, i think she really liked this type of dynamic. like a guy that can blow her off. not really paying attention to her, but just enough... all these women im posting i am intimate with and i got there numbers. also i have many many years experience with women its all paying off now ,so you young guys dont give up. i remember being 24 and lonely as fuck wishing i had a gf like a loser.. good luck anons.
>>18672092what kind of locale is this, like Cali city, or some rich suburb, or redneck town?
>>18670720>>18670720"goth girl" is just the current popular online hooker costumeif it was fast food workers that got the most simp energy they could feast on like succubus, they would all be in mcdonalds uniforms
>>18670944>>18671583>>18672091>>18672092>fat degenerate beaner cab driver drives around drunk mindbroken double digit bodycount whores at night who are literally are on their way to or from active whoring>thinks it's cool and something to aspire to actual subhuman, not in a racist way
>>18672201I agree. I wish people didn't obsess over sex so much. It's vile and narcissistic.
>>18671365jewish fat milkers
>>18671365 there is nothing wrong with your face. Its your race.
>>18671583>>18671831things that never happened.
>>18670720femanon here,he doesn't look confident in that, he needs to remove his mask and have better posture. He has nice hair tho.
>>18670720probably because hes a big fat mexican who just wears black and some gay ass e-boy mask.
>>18671669is that Clavic Uler?
