Is the classic Zoomer look dated and out of style? What is in, these days? What are Millennials up to, fashionably?
When you start asking yourself whether X is dated or not, you can be sure it is dated.
No one cares, retard.
>>18673490Go outside and you will not see a single forehead
>>18673557Why did this monkey only shave half his face?
>>18673490>What are Millennials up to, fashionablyHalf of us are still thinking we're 20something and going to make it despite being married and working dead end jobs. Other half is irrelevant and you don't even realize they're moomers because they're fat and tattooed and look 45.Wife and I just moved into a neighborhood, finally, where people are moderately lower middle class and she's so happy there's white people that are our age around. Ride never ends I gave up mu dreams and honesty don't miss them. Getting that don't care if I die midlife crisis thing. Probably going to get a motorcycle.Trauma dumping on 4chan. Thanks for reading my blog.
>>18673688Its not the forehead theyre hiding, its the receding hairlines and norwood gouges.Both guys and girls have hairstyles (mop, broccoli, middle part) designed to cover those two problems up
>>18673490I keep expecting it to happen but nope there's still a thousand broccoli haired little muppets walking around in 2026
>>18673852Why i think “ the ceaser haircut” should come back.
>>18673490broccoli hair is a dead fad. zoomers have moved on
>>18673490We need a WWIII so all zoomoids are forced to get a buzzcut.
>>18673954this.
>>18673969to what though?
>>18673860what is the deal with potbelly middle aged euros with beer guts wearing skin tight shirts with huge eurotrash fashion designer names on them
>>18673954>>18673969No. It still exists, just more of a lazy version. So, instead of the obvious 80s curls it’s just a fluffy mess and resembles a 2000s skater boy haircut.Essentially, showing your forehead is considered a grave sin like you raped an infant
>>18673957We need WWIII so 4chan goes back to being what it was and stops whining about younger generations. Holy shit, this place lost all its edge. It's fucking pathetic.
>>18674150>unwillingly showing the forehead makes the zoomie flinchbe honest, someone broccoli flipped you
>>18673688did someone say forehead?
It still exists, just without the perm. Their hair looks like they're wearing a flat cap.
>>18673954>zoomers have moved onHear it out, everyone! The herd has moved on!
>>18673490>MillennialsThe average millennial is pushing 40 and doesn't have enough hair for any haircut>Is the classic Zoomer look dated and out of style?Yes, haven't seen any broccoli hair since last year
>>18676267its just because he is black, would have been the same result if the white guy was a bald roidbeast and the black guy was a skinny broccoli
>>18673490anecdotally i hear lots of people asking for a wolf cut (both sexes)
bangs are the new metahttps://www.gq.com/story/cool-guys-have-boy-bangs-now
>>18673852Impossible. You can’t hide a receding hairline with bangs down to your eyebrows. Your hair would be too wispy and see-through.
>>18673957more like to get an education
Today I will remind them.
>>18676263>The average millennial is pushing 40 and doesn't have enough hair for any haircutCorrect when applied to me. I hate being bald/half bald which is the same
>>18673490How about fuck them and don't look like a mouth-breathing subhuman.>>18674150fr fr these unc smad salty where the rizzler at
>>18676924>mfw I went to a gathering recently and I'm the only one with a head full of jet black hair and a fit bodyGod, it feels good to be taking care of myself. I look my age, but I look fucking good, man. I hadn't even noticed. Unironically, it's probably because I only work with young people. I'm stealing their youth or some shit.
>>18676614Some of these aren't even particularly long "bangs", that's just a normal haircut for a guy. What else are you meant to have? Just have no hair length at your forehead/hairline at all?
>>18673490Only zoomers and retarded people think this looks good. Hair should be soft and silky and not look like a gross bush of pubes growing out of your head
>>18677712You could brush it out of your forehead, like behind your ear, or use some wax. So it's definitely a distinct style.
>>18673949Caesar never left or went out this + burst fade or drop fade is peak currently
>>18677723I like a fade but I don’t like having to get it re-upped every week to look good again wish I had buddies that fucked with hair.
>>18673941it's an easy way to get volume out of fine/balding hair. so bussinators are gonna embrace this for longa ss time.
>>18673954Nah, they're intrinsically broccoli-headed.
>>18676883Long Duk Dong at the end there.
>>18678439this. they used to have those mullets with the front being all ways to hide norwood reaper' damage. bussinators won't chane it until there's a new copecut.
