OmegaDrunk appreciation edition.previous amazing thread:>>18673580Be nice to each other! Just like /he/ used to say...
reminder. Bittercell has already been defeated 2 years ago. This is just a zombie husk remaining here.
shittercel's family left him
>>18675428This is all very sad. Not the content of it, the fact that you compiled it and give a fuck about it.None of it has fuck-all to do with watches. Just some losers you glommed onto with your OCD.
>>18675159Isn't it still sad that line is over?
>>18675456>omegadrunk>loserthat's very close to blasphemy
I was disappointed to say the least when I saw this irl and tried it on.The hands, markers and anything that's gold somehow doesn't blend well at all. And at that price point, I'd like to see the movement too.
Kofe time.
>>18675481Looks like cocoa. Whatever that shit is, it isn't coffee.
>>18675481citizen chad, what's your favourite omegadrunk memory?
>>18675485Hard to pinpoint a singular memory, but getting hammered and taking the tour at Besancon has to be one of the top ones.
I dont buy citizen watches because the brand name sounds like it appeals to peasantsfor me, its SEIKO
>>18675496wait what? What's the lore behind this one?
>>18675472You'll grow out of wanting to see the movement on every watch. It's quite unnecessary, and it sucks that you have to go out of your way to find the few watches that leave a place to engrave something these days. >>18675481Fuck you. Why can't you at least change the filename. It's so insulting to us that you continue to post something from December '24 as if there's any significance at all. If you still own the watch you could take new fucking pictures. But you're wired wrong. You have to keep doing the same thing, especially if you know people hate it. There's something wrong and bad about your personality. It's a flaw. Do you understand that?You are inferior to those of us who believe in OC and just being fresh in general. To those of us who consider others. The first time I saw that watch I thought it was kinda neat. Now I fucking LOATHE it as much as I do you.
After lengthy discussions with my watch mentor and self analysis I've come to the conclusion that all watches are shitters.Yes, ALL watches. Your Rolex is a shitter because you overpaid for outdated brand slop. Even your Casio is a shitter, but at least it's cheap.You may think this seems depressing and defeatist, but it's no use trying to argue against logic.For me, this revelation ties horology to something called positive nihilism; nothing really matters and that's a good thing! You can do whatever you want, go anywhere you dare, eventually you'll still end up in the same place.This way of thinking has led me on a true path of discovery in horology. I am not seeking status recognition, I'm not trying to impress anyone, I am simply following my heart, buying what I truly want and I'll continue doing so till the day my short stay on this ball of dirt is over.All watches are shitters, and that's a good thing.
>>18675470No it isn’t. He was a fat, Asian faggot who only talked about himself. He was intolerable.We found his account on Watchuseek and the way he posted there was literally identical to here.
>>18675557>and the way he posted there was literally identical to here.holy BASED
Why would I buy a watch when I can just check the time with my phone (which is as expensive as a fancy watch)
>>18675563Okay, I'll just write this down for you once, pay attention, kid.Watches are one of the few accessories/jewelry that men can traditionally wear. A man needs a watch to be considered a working member of society, getting your first watch when you're a teen is a rite of passage.Watches are functional precision instruments, they keep you organized and literally on time throughout the day, this is the reason quartz (watches) still exist.As you progress in life you want to signal your elevated social status with a finer timepiece, something more than a mere timekeeper. In this stage of life time is not essential, you don't need to be in your wagie cage within the second. That is why people acquire, or as I like to say, meet mechanical timepieces. Watches such as Omega, Tudor and Rolex.In a professional or any environment with affluent males, your watch is your Curriculum Vitae, your rank in a way. People will know you had to go further in life than your average poorfaggot mathlete to acquire a fine Patek for example.Now I don't know your age, but could you imagine being over 25 and wearing a wagie poorfag incel seething bitter faggot lardass brainlet quartz watch in a serious environment? I don't think so, you'll be giving yourself away as a absolute loser in life and people will think there's something seriously wrong with you and wonder why you're even there with your cheap shitter piece of shit nasty crusty chinese watch.Trust me, you don't want to be part of the quartz horde. Join the ranks of the men with sophistication and class and meet your mechanical watch. Discard your nasty wagie faggot ass piece of shit computer chip "watch".
>>18675564>TudorAh, hahaha, you almost got me.
>>18675564Ok anon, whatever helps you feel special and above others. I'll stick with spending less money on useless jewelry.
>>18675564What's the most loser-coded watch there is? I don't want people to give an impression that I'm something more than I really am.
>>18675567Idk something like this maybe
>>18675563How embarrassing. You spent like $1,000 or more for a phone? I don't get why people are so retarded to do that. You can get a perfectly good smartphone for less than $200. There's nothing extra you get for an extra grand. It's just *new* and that's very important to zoomers, millennials, and even retarded people of older generations. Having the newest thing. And they've set it up now that in certain social circles you're looked down upon if you don't have an iphone, or you only have an older one. Imagine being in that world and playing by its rules. Telling yourself it's worth it because of extra 'megapixels' on the camera or whatever new little upgrade they dangle. I bet they don't even have to dangle upgrades anymore. I'm sure it's just enough to announce that it's new and then everyone who is socially still in junior high has to drop $1,800 or whatever so they "fit in". How fucking pathetic of anyone who participates in that. Younger people may not even know it's wrong.
>>18675583I think its more asinine when people buy luxury Swiss watches that cost as much as a car, if not more. unless you literally never wear it its going to depreciate in some way, so its not really an investment
>>18675594They can both be stupid. One doesn't make the other okay. Spending far more than you have to for something that isn't worth it and doing it for social approval is the idiocy. -Sent from my iPhone
>>18675564>wagie poorfag incel seething bitter faggot lardass brainlet quartzKEK
Jooce time.
>>18675817Yes.
>>18675817>>18675819You're so gay. Why don't you post OC? Afraid someone might respect you?
>>18675551I disagree. I think a 5000$ jewelry should have a somewhat nicely finished movement that's visible
>>18675922ESL?
>>18675922If you want to spend $5,000 on "a jewelry", I guess you don't care if it's tough. You'd never dive in a diver watch anyway. Do you wear the watch backwards so the dial is pressed against your wrist?
>>18675940>You'd never dive in a diver watch anyway. Not dive dive like professionally but I did wear my TUDOR at the pool. It's nice knowing that the "only acceptable main jewellery" can be tough, elegant and actually useful too.>Do you wear the watch backwards so the dial is pressed against your wrist?well you know what people say:>"I wish I could wear my a Lange backwards"What are we even discussing here? $5000 watches shouldn't be compromised. Why do we not only accept and defend it but have also normalised this behaviour? It's nice being able to stare at your watch under macro and appreciate the craftsmanship behind it.
>>18675949Handcrafted guilloche for like.... 3K or something
>>18675950>hand-crafted>look inside>machine-crafted
>>18675994That's funny that you're suggesting a three-thousand dollar watch is not good enough for you. What a cunt.
>>18675999Checked, and yes.
>>18675994>It features an exquisite hand-turned guilloché dial by China’s first master of the craft, Cheng Yu Cai?of course he used a machine dude. You think he'd use his nail or what?
What's the opinion on Frederique Constant? I know they're owned by Citizen now.
>>18676090More like... Frederique Constant Reminder that I got the cope instead.
>>18676305bitterniggercel
Another watch thread, abandoned? Not on my watch.
>>18676090they are based
>>18677108based
>>18676090The worldtimer is pretty decent for the money. They have a 37mm moonphase dress watch that would be perfect if only it wasn't quartz. But maybe that doesn't bother you. Pretty much everything else is whatever.
>>18675564What are you? Like 70 years old?
>>18675600He’s right, faggot. Nobody gives a fuck about your watch and goes “Wow! Look how distinguished and mature he looks!” Meanwhile, you’re pretending to check the time every two minutes hoping someone notices your watch.
>>18677307Shut the FUCK up! There’s a thing called class while you zoomers obsess over swag!
>>18677339How often do you think about the fact that you're going to die a virgin?
>>18677339 If anyone’s curious, this faggot is from Germany.
>>18677342We were not curious.
>>18677341How does it feel being an old virgin? Does it feel like you missed out on something profound and you'll never have another chance at it?
>>18677345NTA, yes.
>>18677345What old virgin? I haven't boned in 6 years, but I've boned plenty. And it is profound. You don't want to leave the earth without having tried sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex.
so this is the monthly thread this time?
Why are you allowed to live?
>>18677799Yes, this is the comfy thread, free of bittercelposting and other nonsense. We are all frens here, in honor of Omega Drunk.
why do red dial watches look so good?
>>18678101Because it's objectively the most vibrant dial color. Green and blue cuck be seethin.
Can you imagine someday there will be a /wt/ thread that is purely kofe time?Last year, it occurred once per thread, now, it’s multiple times per thread. Somewhere out in the near future is an event horizon where kofe time posts will begin to run over one another.>kofetkotifemeime
>>18678095We don't recognize any of your headcanon, but feel free to keep posting that shit.
kofe time
>>18678188I’ve gotta say it: I like you better since you just decided to troll Bittercel 24-7 in these threads. Watch talk was boring. There’s only so many times you can bring up your GS, but a context-free pic from three years ago is guaranteed to get Bittercel pulling his thinning hair out.I appreciate the sacrifice you make to be constantly checking your phone to bump these threads. To you I say this: enjoy the hell out of that kofe!
>>18678191usually when I'm on the train I have time to spare and post some kofe or give some recommendations (like in the other thread where i recommended the LV and JLC to that guy) and go back offline. I don't think anyone cares about bitteranon, it's on him if he wants to be angry all the time. I just post and talk about watches whenever I got 5 mins to spare throughout the day.
