How can I chud max unironically?
>>18687651>straight fit dad jeans>chunky new balancesso the fashion of the last 5 years?
>>18687651Just be yourself, you'll do fine.
>>18687651no effect on your life personally
>look into your white-northern european GFs eyes>she looks like pic related at you>me realising i won the lottery of having the best looking GF on Gods green earth>realising there were dudes never experiencing thatIt must suck to be you. Wear more fougeres instead.
>>18687651my glasses look like that first pairit's over
>>18687748dibs on sloppy seconds with that nasty ginger bitch
>>18687651Doesn't Android outsell Apple like 4 to 1?
>>18687863Yeah in most countries.
>>18687863don't Jeets and Chinese outnumber...
>>18688012Caring about whether your phone says iPhone or Android on it and deriving status from that is the brownest behavior imaginable. The same type of people who only buy clothing with big obnoxious branding on it.
>>18688053Nobody gives a fuck about Apple besides Amerilards and Japanese people who are weeaboos towards America. The rest of the world uses Android because it's a way more versatile OS and you can get it in a device of your choice out of thousands of models. With Apple you're stuck with whatever overpriced slop they're peddling this year.
>>18688053>>18688067Women are literally more likely to find a guy attractive if he has Apple. You’re both probably incels and wondering why lmao.
>>18688087I've had no problems with women and have owned both iPhones and androids at different times in my life. Didn't ever make a difference for me. People that need to compensate with material possessions to get attention from women are usually just short or ugly.
>>18688087>cares about what women thinkok incel
>>18688087>literallyI don't think there's any evidence of this. Not that I'd want to have anything to do with a woman who judges mates based on the brand of fucking cellular phone they use. What is the world coming to??
>>18688176>I don't think there's any evidence of this.There was some Tinder poll showing that guys who had an iPhone in their photo got more matches. It is true.
>>18688087Imagine being soi enough to take opinions of women on tech seriously. You will never be her "one", bitch. You will always be her provider cuck. No woman respects a man who doesn't have strong likes and dislikes.>>18688183>BlackberryWhen is that from, 2010? The best looking phones today are on Android.
>>18688183one more reason to date men over women. only another man could understand the choice of a pixel with GrapheneOS.
>>18688087(you) buying an iPhone to "impress" women:
