Hey everyone. I'm a young lady looking to get a swimsuit, and I have no idea what to watch out for, what looks good, proper sizing, etc. Do y'all have any advice or resources that might be of help?
>>18701330Assuming you're at least average looking in appearance then get one of those thong or cheeky bikini bottoms. They make your ass look A-M-A-Z-I-N-G. Once you get used to them full coverage starts to look and feel like diapers or granny panties.
>>18701372Any advice for tops?
>>18701330one-pieces are superior.
>>18701411Yeah post yours>>18701414If your girl has big its then bikini top, if small tits then band top. I agree though one piece master race
>>18701426>Yeah post yourshaven't gotten a swimsuit yet :(
>>18701330have you considered swimming naked, it is one of life's true simple joys. i havent worn a bathing suit in 15 years or so
We're gonna need to see some pics before we can recommend anything
>>18701411nta but wear one of those cool tie bikini top, not the lame ones with straps, a strapless bikini top is also fine too, and then get into a fight with an attractive other woman also wearing a tie bikini top/strapless bikini top, make sure you two grab and grapple each other real good, for uh...reasons
>>18701614I know what you're thinking but OH BOY you'd think that, huh? In a recent pool party I went to these two women in pretty tiny bikinis with ties suddenly got into a huge fight where they were rolling around on the floor, grabbing and grappling, pulling each other's hair, pulling each other's bikini tops, and the fight lasted for like almost half an hour, and...not a single part of their bikinis came off during that fight. The bikinis stayed on the whole time, both tops and bottoms. At one point during a fight one of the woman's side tie bikini bottoms seemed to be slipping off very slightly but she somehow tied it firmly back on with one hand without even looking. Needless to say WORST. BIKINI. FIGHT. EVER!Literally all the guys watching were disappointed and the women watching also seemed kind of disappointed too lol. Possible lesbians or bisexuals? Not sure.
>>18701507>We're gonna need to see some pics before we can recommend anythingthis, OP post pics of body. Different swimsuits work differently depending on your body type. If you are very overweight then the only real option is a one piece suit>>18701501Do you just stick to pools? I've gone skinny-dipping before, but if I'm in a lake I get paranoid that a fish will try to eat my penis or go in between my butt cheeks. This makes the experience less than enjoyable because instead of just relaxing I am worried about sea creatures trying to bite my penis
>>18701433You know what he meant, post>>18701645they only try to eat small ones you should be fine
>>18701330>I'm a young lady looking to get a swimsuit
