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first for shitters.
Second for sex havers
>>18703859are those Pâté Philippe watches?Are they millionaire watches?
Honestly if your watch isn't>Rolex>Cartier>Patek>Vacheron>AP>Richard Mille>Journe>Lange>JLC>and MAYBE some very specific models from a few other brandsThen I'm not interested in what you have to say about horology. Or anything else really.
>>18703878i want that gold reverso
>>18703879what watch do i need to have to date her?
>>18703859What is Genta's problem with letting people wear watches on whatever fuckin strap or bracelet they want? And why do people participate in it?
so you dont get pussy even if you're married???then yes, get a seamaster
>>18703882Straps/bracelets are integral parts of the design. Only shit watches designs allow you to pair them with any kind of strap.Even for watches who allow you to change straps, you should stick to strap design that were already historically accurate.ie for IWC pilots, only get pilot straps
>>18703883Does Grand Seiko also work?
>>18703882You can just get a regular leather strap and make a small cutout for the lug.
>seamaster = no pussywhy are people saying this? is it true? what watch do you wear to get pussy?i have a seamaster...
>>18703859What watch is this? I need Inspo.
>>18703906I am more interested in the Saint Laurent bracelet
>>18703906>>18703921intrigued by the tattoo, I wonder what it's for? maybe a close relative's name?
>>18703885What makes this strap a pilot strap?
>>18703889No you can't?
>>18703923That “fit” is actually kino if you microanalyze it.>tacky watch>YSL bracelet>bikini thong tan lines on a man (?) body>tattoo in woman’s font
>>18703901K-KOFE TIME
the content in this general has really taken off lately loving it boys, keep doing god's work
BRAAAAAAAP
Kofé time.
>>18703291sniff
>>18703943Yes, very high quality and serious horological discussions.
>>18703349>>18703358kys insectoid
>>18703926To answer your question(?), yes you can. Faggot.
>>18703970No such thing. Unless you mean posting stock images of watches you will never even see in person and acting superior to people who don't pretend they like $50,000 watches. What a bunch of pathetic posers.
>>18703983OK, so let me get this straight. If people post pictures of coffee and feces, you bitch and whine.If they want to talk about interesting watches, you bitch and whine.How about, instead of exhibiting such passive-aggressive female behavior, you tell us which watches you would like to talk about? Would that be so difficult, sweetie?
>>18703982No you can't. And even if you could, why should you have to? You ruin a strap for a watch that still looks fucking ugly.
>>18703988Why bother when the following post if the following posts are still just avatarposting kofe time and toilet bowls full of shit?
>>18703990Talk to any custom strap-maker. Tell them the specs and they can make it for you. It's not hard. It's not even that expensive. Stop being such a whiny faggot.
>>18703991 (You)>How about, instead of exhibiting such passive-aggressive female behavior, you tell us which watches you would like to talk about? Would that be so difficult, sweetie?(You)
>>18703992Making custom straps special for it is not the same as being able to freely interchange straps. But we both know that, you're just pretending to be a retard to try to win an argument. A bold strategy but it rarely works.
>>18703993I already told you why. There's no point in taking this place seriously as long as nobody else will, not even the jannies. It's just another dumpster to shitpost in between video games and youtube.
>>18703994>Swapping straps is hard. OK, I guess swapping straps is easy but GETTING the straps is hard!Ok, now you're flailing. Straps are easy to get, and swapping them is as easy as changing two screws. You're just being a little bitch because it's your time of the month.Go back to posting pictures of turds or something. Stick to what you're good at.
>>18703995So there's literally no watch at all you want to talk about? Should your posts be reported for being off-topic then?
>>18703998As if the mods are going to do anything to me when they leave literal shit pics up for hours.
>>18703885>integral part of the designNot really
>>18703995AND YOU DESERVED IT YOU FUCKING SHITBAGYOU DESERVE IT
You guys posting on the watch thread over on /biz/?
>>18703892Saw a guy this evening eating alone wearing a speedmaster so probably not that
>>18704038yes
Mods should delete watch threads. This shit isn’t funny anymore.
>>18703881Apple watch.
>>18703881she's 12.
horologically speaking, what watch is most likely to attract a 5'11 goth girl who will peg me in the ass?
>>18704068Nomos
>>18703988THIS is what I was responding to:>Yes, very high quality and serious horological discussions.When did I "bitch and whine" about anything else? You seem to have a conversation going in your mind that I have nothing to do with.
>>18703996Screws? Where can I get a watch that uses screws to attach the bands?
>>18704088Breguet
>>18704108So it costs a ton AND it's more difficult to switch straps. What a deal! I'd appreciate that if I weren't so poor and stupid.
Its over, isn't it?
>>18704111If you're buying a Breguet you're probably not concerned with the extra cost associated with using screws to attach the strap.You're also probably not concerned with having some sort of heckin awesome strap monster.
>>18704112>islander being kneecapped by the Seiko movement shortageIt never even began.
>>18703885That strap is nowhere near historically accurate.
Kofe time.
>>18703881breguet
henlo, please rate my new watch :Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYDcapjmx3I
>>18704144No, but I'll review that table.The use of fast growing pine, the way the board was glued together (45 degree grain on one board), basic etching, a somewhat sloppy job of rounding up the sides and the amount of orange peel on the surface coat suggests a DIY build or an otherwise subpar construction.Either get better at woodworking or buy higher quality furniture.
Kofe
Quadrant
What's your suicide watch /wt?
>>18704156Based
>>18704166Weekdater. If I had one, I would want to kill myself.
>>18704172Imagine being so weak that a 60 year old Seiko makes you kys just by virtue of existing.
>>18704174It means you've given up. There is so little still going on in your life that a trash on Seiko is the best you can hope for.This is not a life worth living.Having a Weekdater today is proof you have failed.
>>18704176NTA but bloody hell, can you be more salty?The Weekdater mogs whatever crap you have in your drawer any day of the week.
>>18704153lol, you fucking cunts have to be snobs about absolutely everything.Let's see your fancy wood table, asswipe.
>>18703881>cutesy e-girl makeupAnything that makes it look like you will spend money on her.>>18704160Cosshair dials with sub-seconds is the absolute best look on a formal watch.
>>18704197
>>18704180>ntanot fooling anyone there bro
>>18704204>not fooling anyone there broYes, quite literally so, since I am not the Weekdater guy.
It's not like the saltiness and bitterness would cease if i stopped posting my Weekdater. He would just find another watch to berate and drag the thread into the gutter.
Kofe (again)
>>18704235kek
>>18704235T-That's not how you're supposed to do it, anon.
>2026>the average mechanical Seiko is still """regulated""" at +45/-35 seconds per dayAt this point I think it's fair to say that Seikofags suffer from some kind of mental illness.
>>18704235Is that liquid shit?
>>18703859Those shitters are ugly as fuck
>>18704253Yes, and then they say>But my own Seiko is much more accurate than that And then you say>You just got lucky, the broad range is to reduce the number of warranty claimsAnd then they say>I don’t know what that means, but why does Seiko make everyone seethe?
>>18704269I've had a few Seikos when I was a poorfag student, and while it's true that SOME of them keep good time fresh out of the box, their accuracy declines after a few months.Imagine buying a watch that's within COSC tolerances for the first three months, and then suddenly starts losing 20 seconds a day out of nowhere.
>>18703925>What makes this strap a pilot strap?Pilot straps have that special shape to them.All IWC pilot straps (even the rubber ones) have that shape.
>>18704235tell me you did this after you finally had this watch in the toilet water
>>18704235this is liquid diarhea
Do you like this watch?
>>18704305lowecasecel please.. It's coffee, don't you like COFFEE??Coffee in the watch thread, so quirky!
>>18704308looks busted and the case shape is dated
>>18704312I mean yeah it's from the 90s. It runs great and I'll probably scratch it up more. You should see my Casio it looks like I chewed on it.
>>18704308horrific, smth like this will induce chronic depression
>>18704322Just a drop in the bucket amigo
how accurate is this tier list from Xitter?
>>18704278But why though? Why does a pilot need that?
>>18704329very noob takeYou don't "need" a G-shock or a casio. On days off i'd rather wear nothing. And for the same vibe than a G-shock, i'd rather have a Y2K Fossil.Longines, Tudor is a would buy for them, not for everybody.The "overpriced" tier is irrelevant, different budgets, different takes.
>>18704334Original pilot watches were large and usually worn over jackets, so the straps needed to be large near the case then tapered toward the buckle to attach it, sometimes tucked inside another under-strap (or whatever it's called).The strap is part of the DNA of the flieger. If you use another strap, you change the design identity into a generic office watch.
What if I want a Casio but I don't want to look like a bandwagoner and not just buy the usual? Any models from them that would make me look like a patrician but also not break the bank?
>>18704346don't overthink a casio
>>18704346
>>18704342>The strap is part of the DNA of the flieger. If you use another strap, you change the design identity into a generic office watch.It’s just a strap. The shape has nothing to do with it. It just had to be strong and not accidentally tear free. Look through the archives and you’ll find historical examples with all sorts of different shaped straps, even if the classic double-riveted strap is the most common.The DNA of the Flieger is in its large case size, its legible dial design, center seconds, strong lume, and large easily-gripped crown.
>>18704358>The DNA of the Flieger is in its large case size, its legible dial design, center seconds, strong lume, and large easily-gripped crown.and its strap
>>18704374Haha gottem.
For me? It's the humble Rolex Explorer.I don't need more!
>>18704431nice shitter
>>18704431gives a whole new meaning to shit postingface reveal when?
>I Eco-Drive
>>18703994You can freely interchange straps once you've had them made. If you're buying that watch and then find getting straps made too much of a hassle, you should probably just stick with the seiko and order all the shitty straps you want.
>>18704503>You can freely interchange straps once you've had them made.>Yeah just franken your watch bro, trust me.Even if you somehow consider it non-franken you're still showing distinctive lack of appreciation for the maison's vision on how the watch should be. Not cool.
>just found out rolex is pronounced ro-laywhat the fuck?
>>18704525Rolex is completely right here, they made bracelet swaps impossible on pretty much all their models. Just because you're some guy with a spring bar tool doesn't mean you have the right to make your watch look like some rarer model on a whim.
>>18704346There are like, and this is a conservative statement, about 1 billion casio design variations
I like gimmi- I mean designer watches
>>18704272>Imagine buying a watch that's within COSC tolerances for the first three months, and then suddenly starts losing 20 seconds a day out of nowhere.That's Rolex
>>18704342They were worn on the thigh
>>18704402Oh yeah? Why don't you own one then? That's not your arm, poser.
>>18704528>>18704525You cannot seriously be this much of a fucking cunt. Anyone can change straps and no one fucking cares. "Maison"? LOLOLOLRolex offers drilled lugs for that exact reason, you fucking dumbasses.You want to act like snobs so badly but you don't even understand anything.
Thoughts on the Longines Master Collection Small Seconds?
>>18704552
>>18704552Handsome
>>18704539How does this work?
>>18704568is it not 2:30pm?
People always say "go to reddit". I did and they're way nicer to one another and have amazing watches. If I could afford what I assume is between $20,000 and $50,000 for a watch budget I'd have this guy's collection, not the one or two pieces you guys claim you'd get.https://www.reddit.com/r/MicrobrandWatches/comments/1qlasgs/i_microbrands/
Leave reddit on reddit, bitch.
>>18704612sarrrr
>>18703878man, no room for Rado?
Is there a poor mans/modern version of this old seiko alba 782?
Casio time
>>18704539You know, i'm something of a designer myself.
Kofe Time
>>18704552get the masters collection with the plain dial instead
>>18704667>>18704670So fucking gay and pathetic. Both of you. Every time.
This board would be a lot better if watch threads didn’t exist. It’s like a bunch of fags behind a Discord or something think this is trash funny.
>>18704552>muh vintage inspired dress watch with modern proportions This kind of watch should be 34mm in diameter, 8mm thick and have a lug width of 18mm.Same for this Baltic btw >>18704557 the proportions are fucked up.
>>18704678>It’s like a bunch of fags behind a Discord or something think this is trash funny.Because it's exactly what it is.The turk's discord clique thinks spamming the same pasta over and over is "trolling" and therefore very funny.
>>18704678>The watch board would be better if watch threads didn't existWhat an oxymoron.
What's your favorite non-Reverso Reverso?
>>18704711I really don't understand the fascination with the Reverso. You can stop poorfags from checking the time on your watch in better ways than this bar trick. The VC is better in every way, you can access the time much faster with it once you're out the immediate vicinity of the peasantry.
>>18704711it's not really a choice, some of them are 40 years old models that you won't find.The Universal Geneve looks nice (more manly, less dressy), but what's the price on that? 15K?
>>18704711>>18704713the reversible case is only good if it has a different dial on both sides
>>18704713>the peasantrySeriously? Do you really walk around your shitty little apartment all puffed up with superiority after making dismissive, snide comments like you do?>I mustn't let the "unwashed masses", the "uncouth and unsophisticated poorfags" anywhere near me. I have instructed my butler to keep them far from withing smelling range. You don't own any "VC" and you never will.
>>18704718Woah, what a Freudian slip from poor anon over here!
>>18704716The Duoface is a stupid idea. Too thick.Monoface with an engraved caseback is the patrician choice.
>>18704711Basculante all day every day.I will pick it over the Reverso too.
>>18704720There's nothing you can do to demonstrate that you are above anyone else here. Calling people poor and looking down on them for it means you're beneath me though.
>>18704716>the reversible case is only good if it has a different dial on both sides>>18704723>Too thick.These are unfortunately both true imo. The proportions of the monoface are far more aesthetically pleasing, but I don't really care to get any of my watches engraved with anything.
>>18704748>There's nothing you can do to demonstrate that you are above anyone else here.>means you're beneath me though.Uhh?? Logic bros, what do we do here?Let's see your watch since it's a watch thread.
>>18704754You think owning an ugly Tag makes you better than anyone? LOLOLOLDon't let any stinking poor cretins of the gutter get near you and your immense wealth and class!
>>18704757>You think owning an ugly Tag makes you better than anyone?Where did I claim that? Also wasn't this the case: >There's nothing you can do to demonstrate that you are above anyone else here.You think the fact I own a Tag makes (you) better than me? Do you even own any watches?>LOLOLOLYou think you're trolling me, but you're just making a fool of yourself. You can't even follow simple logical rules that (you) claim to abide by. You're a simpleton.
>>18704713>The VC is better in every wayI like VC but this shutter thing is dumb and looks stupid on the wrist
>>18704723> Monoface with an engraved caseback is the patrician choice.TFW you have had your Reverso’s caseback engraved and you want to post it but you can’t because it has people’s names in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeReGwS_nsU>Here is my steel sportswatch. And this is a steel sportswatch. And this one another steel sportwatch.. this one is sport and steel. Steel and sport for that one... and this one is oyster bracelet for a sporty feel... and this one...Why do boring Timmys do this?Did he think that having 20 watches would change his game? He's still the same boring fuck. He could just keep the ones on the right and it would be the same, maybe better, because there would be some kind of choice there.
>>18704760Of course I have a watch. I just got it and it rules. Kiss my butt, Buster.
>>18704805You can really see the shape of the front of that guy's skull. Kind of gross. I don't like being reminded we're all skulls and skeletons underneath. He needs to grow his hair out or change the lighting in there.
>>18704785That's just your subjective opinion, which is objectively wrong.Th VC is a lot less stupid than constantly having the shuffle your watch around like a goofball when you enter a public setting.
>they’re still discussing the shitty meme watch with the reversible faceWhat number is this specific conversation? #7429? Or more towards #8000?
Tissot PRX in this colorwaybased or cringe? for casual weekend wear
>>18704825horrific garbage watch
>>18704824>t. Nnnnooooo! We need to talk about my Casiooooo!!!! Laughing Crying Emoji!!
ROLEX.
>>18704824>MUH SHITKO!!!>MUH SHITIZEN!!!
>>18704809Is that the infamous Alabaster watch?
NEW OMEGA SHITTER JUST DROPPED>meme Bond watch>44mm in diameter>17.2mm THICC lol>53mm lug to lugWhat a fucking mess lmao
>>18704839The strap color scheme is pretty cool, I guess.
r8. shitty picture i know
>>18704839>>44mm in diameter>>17.2mm THICC lol>>53mm lug to lugWhen will they FUCKING LEARNHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
>>18704841comfyNot "i spent 30K on this" and not "i only buy shitters" either, nice middle ground. Cool designs on the Louis Erard and the FC.
>>18704845thank you very much kind sir. After the next personal achivement ill get a iwc portugese chrono with blue dial, just a beauty.
>>18704825If you're only wearing it at the weekend then get the quartz version, setting the time and date every week is tedious and the movement is trash anyway.
this one was stinky
>>18704879KOFE TIMEK-KOFE TIMEKOFE TIME!LE… KOFE TIME!KOFE KOFE KOFEKOFEKOFESEIKO CITIZEN PERPETUAL CALENDAR CREDOR KOFE
>>18704879>>18704884based
What do you guys think about this Christopher Ward? So far it's been the most well sized GMT watch I've found at 36mm diameter and 11.3mm thick. I think the blue looks pretty sharp too. I've been considering picking one up as my go to travel watch. Thoughts?
>2016>chavs and nafris know what a Rolex is>2026>chavs and nafris know what an AP isThey know what a Vacheron is (it's 10K resell).They know what a Tudor is (it's 3K resell).They know what a Longines is (2K resell)...I'm very scared. This shit opened my eyes.It's a dangerous world, i think i'll just keep my lowkey IWC and sell everything else.
>>18704923Not crazy about the logo or the dial color. The dimensions look solid. How often do you travel to other time zones that you need a travel watch?
