celebrated new shorts day yesterday, even in a fairly laid back outfit they drew pretty nice attention, I'm curious how they'll perform ith platforms, cropped tops, nails and lipstick
>>18726076never seen you in a crop top
>>18726080
BUTTERY SMOOTH
>>18726081oh i'm disappointed
>>18726085why?
>>18726076>>18726081Jesus fucking Christ you just get uglier and uglier every time I see you. There's no way your face was meant to be like that naturally.
vomit inducing gay irritant
>>18726086not short enough and too tight at the same time
>>18726090
>>18726092eh
>>18726076
>>18726095f.ck, that hurts
>>18726092can you just wear a bra outside thanks
>>18726095looks more confident desu
>>18726096>>18726092
>>18726100put a beard on em
>>18726081
>>18726103>>18726100>>18726095I've always had light hair, so even if I didn't do permanent hair removal, I would not look like this
>>18726102
>>18726106damn wasted potential
>>18726110I think it looks even gayer
>>18726106make em jewish
>>18726076LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET THIS SMOOTH LEGS GREG THREAD TO 310 REPLIES JUST LIKE THE LAST ONE!!! >>18711183 LET'S FUCKING GO BOYS!!!
Post your face without the disguise pussy
>>18726133He actually did...with a photo of him naked in public with a dildo in his mouth and him on the toilet taking a shit/or peeing sitting down it doesn't really matter. And trust me he's even uglier without the sunglasses.
>>18726138ah damn i was curious about what he'd look like without the disguise but i really don't wanna know anymore
>>18726076>>18726081>>18726092Your body looks like it has an Onlyfans but your face looks like it subscribed to that Onlyfans account and giving most of your income away.
>>18726204Holy shit that's such a weird and random and yet genius and incredibly accurate comparison! I will never see Greg the same way ever again
Why does the trooned out wog post screenshots from this guy and pretend to be him?
>>18726216BECAUSE HE (just like other spammers who are ruining this board) HAS NO FUCKING LIFE
>>18726223>Other spammers
>>18726076You should be banned.
>>18726238I've been saying this shit for over 10 years. I see this motherfucker on several boards actually. /fit/ (and rightfully so) was the only one to give him proper 3 day bans. With his worthless spam he deserves to be IP banned from 4chan altogether.
>>18726239It's one gimmick of many. Op's entire life revolves around spamming 4chan. He probably gets banned hundreds of times per day.
>>18726076>>18726081why r u gay?
>>18726223actually, I do lots of fun stuff too (not that walking about in women's clothes isn't fun, and it's the best method to keep slim)
>>18726336
>>18726762Ooooooh this is AWESOME! I'm not even being sarcastic this is genuinely great! A while back I had joked about Smooth Legs Greg becoming Hairy Legs Greg and some other people also made jokes about it. Saying they'll kidnap him and slather minoxidil all over his legs so he can lose the silky smooth buttery legs he loves so much. Or making up a new guy to rival him called "Hairy Legs Larry." No need for a new guy though since now we have Hairy Legs Greg!
what do you all think of my greg mii
>>18726773Parfect
>>18726773Holy shit that looks just like him! Like it's literally perfect!
I bet you guys don't even realize you're killing this place.
>>18726776>>18726778thanks
>>18726779Smooth Legs Greg has been posting this stupid shit for over 10 years whether we reply or not won't make a fucking difference
>>18726779greg is a staple
>>18726784so was cecil. every time someone pretending to be female posted he was like "hey pretty girl! let's set up a nice time and place for us to meet up" and would post one of his dumb selfies. he was the first come to comment every time when he thought someone was female
>>18726787I find greg more amusing
>>18726789to each their own. i personally prefer cecil just simply because his face is so unique. he looks like a literal clown from the circus with his BIG red nose and creepy raccoon eyes and weird lips. people would always berate him and i loved it. he gave off borderline rapist vibes whenever he thought someone was female. i definitely wouldn't let him near my daughter
>>18726336Hey Greg, i find it funny you must cycle past people with those legs showing all summer long.People going about their business walking along trails then *zoom* you and your silky smooth legs zip past.Smooth legs Greg in the wild. Where are you thinking of visiting next on your strutting out in the streets?
>>18726792Wow, talk about someone I’d forgotten about, I check this place every few years, he was already there during covid when faces of /fa/ was a thing (I actually ended on some fucking ref boards on here which made me realise posting my face here was a huge mistake), then I left for 3 years, came back, he was STILL spamming stupid shit, and now he’s gone. Did he legit die? The guy looked unhealthy and seemed dirt poor so that’s the first thing I thought of when I started browsing again two days ago to distract myself from the heat.Never seen this ugly guy with stick legs though. And my god this board somehow got even worse, back in 2023 you still had the occasional interesting thread with cool images. And what the fuck is this new super annoying captcha shit? I hate that.
>>18726076This is what a picture the average european poster on 4chan looks like
>>18726924>Did he legit die? The guy looked unhealthy and seemed dirt poorhe literally looked like a fucking dying clown. not a goofy clown nor a scary clown but a clown who is actually genuinely dying and needs help. and i'm not even joking that's just literally what he looked like
>>18726924>Never seen this ugly guy with stick legs though.kek
>>18726949Were saying the same thing here but I wanna know what happened to him because back then the dude was on here 24 fucking 7 and it’s almost jarring to browse the board without his ridiculously large nose jump scarring you every 2 threads.
>>18726974I'm curious too. He used to have a BitChute that got deleted but I believe some people found archived and he used to have a YouTube channel and I think he still has it but I don't care to check again. Last time I checked his latest post on YouTube was like 13 years ago or some shit. On BitChute and YouTube he actually seemed somewhat normal compared to how he acted on here at least. Though he did still often make really weird faces in his videos.
>>18726987Yeah ok so he’s likely dead. Bleak. I wonder what his life before he started going insane here was like, it’s fascinating in the same way a slow motion car crash is.
>>18726989True. And this kind of applies to a lot of people but I wonder how Cecil was like as a kid...as a teen...like what has his life story leading up to the abomination he became? Did he have any health issues as a baby? Was he always this ugly? Did the kids in school pick on him a lot? What kind of kid was he like, was he a popular kid or one of the school freaks? And what about as a young or younger adult? Was he already this ugly? Did he ever use to be normal? Was his nose always this big? Just so many questions. And I realize some of these may sound sort of silly but I'm serious. I wonder what made Cecil into what he was (is in the very small chance he's not dead). And that's not even counting his parents or other people in his life. It gets very deep and complex actually.
>>18726996>True. And this kind of applies to a lot of people but I wonder how Smooth Legs Greg was like as a kid...as a teen...like what has his life story leading up to the abomination he became? Did he have any health issues as a baby? Was he always this ugly? Did the kids in school pick on him a lot? What kind of kid was he like, was he a popular kid or one of the school freaks? And what about as a young or younger adult? Was he already this ugly? Did he ever use to be normal? Was he always this much of a leg exhibionist creepy degenerate? Just so many questions. And I realize some of these may sound sort of silly but I'm serious. I wonder what made Smooth Legs Greg into what he is. And that's not even counting his parents or other people in his life. It gets very deep and complex actually.huh it really does apply to everyone
>>18726076YWNBAW
>>18727019unlike mwahnon i don't think he's trying to be a woman lol. he's proud of his penis. he's so proud of it he posted a photo of him naked on some rocky ground with his dick out and everything with a dildo in his mouth
>>18726773I absolutely love it. can you make my shorts shorter, and maybe lower rise?
>>18726784this would be more true with rough face fuck video, that's what I love watching (and getting), not some vanilla sex. it doesn't have to be gay, I also love watching women being drenched and their makeup washed away
>>18727027hows this>>18727028tmi
>>18726773lmao this rocks
>>18727182>tmiFor a Greg I don't think TMI exists since he posted a photo of himself completely naked while kneeling on the ground with a dildo in his mouth and his eyes closed and another with him on the toilet making a retarded face. And I know these pics have been mentioned A LOT but they truly are THE worst pics anyone in the history of mankind has ever taken.
>>18727206To be fair to Greg, that first photo was from a thread on /soc/ asking for people with humiliation fetishes to post their small <5 inch penises so he wasn’t exactly off topic or anything by posting that. I just linked it here because I recognized it was him.
>>18727211True but even for the very low standards of that thread his pic still managed to be by far the worst.
>>18727182that's pretty awesome, I love it
>>18726076fag
>>18727376being a fag is the least of his worries. he's so much worse than a regular fag. calling him a fag is actually offensive to other fags who are not him
