upgraded my outfit with lip gloss (not very pronounced, might switch to lipstick), bracelet and these super tight shorts that are not elastic, so I needed to lose 2 kg (4.4 lb) so I wear them. lots of football hooligans loved it on the cl final eve
buttery smooth
boy whenever you post this stupid shit i can't wait for mwahnon to chew the shit out of you. i'd much rather have a sexy tranny than an ugly crossie
>>18711183twin your face looks like a 55 yo homeless mans
>>18711478Worse. I'd say his face looks straight up elderly actually. 60+. Add just exactly one more wrinkle or two and then you have it.
>>18711183Here's the attention you ordered, pervert.I know your whole fetish revolves around emasculation but you'll always be a manly sissy fetishist, no one sees you as some kind of androgynous feminine person. But you know that, you love being an embarrassment.How long will you still be doing this? We might be the exact same age but you look like you'd be my father, will you keep this up until you upgrade to the Bryon Noem FF silicone tits and pink frilly panties?
greg > mwahhon
>>18711183YO, anyone able to identify the city/location this photo is from? I'm going to find this guy and stab him in the neck, and I'm 100% serious. Looks like Europe somewhere?
>>18711922It’s Budapest Hungary.
>>18711922the exact location of the photo:https://www.google.com/maps/@47.498219,19.0505584,3a,75y,358.8h,86.93t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sv90JDCb-Aw9Fr7DrvaWkGQ!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fcb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile%26w%3D900%26h%3D600%26pitch%3D3.0671771928285523%26panoid%3Dv90JDCb-Aw9Fr7DrvaWkGQ%26yaw%3D358.804203562313!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDUyNy4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3Da few meters further up, as I see there's no street view in this stretch
>>18711934Are you giving him your own coordinates so that he stabs you? You want him to rape you?
>>18711937those are not my coordinates, that's the place where this pic was taken
>>18711941That dudes gonna find you and fuck your ass.
>>18711959in that case I just wish he has neither too small nor too huge dick
>>18711959>>18711937Are you retarded? It's just a random anon that found the location
>>18711968I wonder how a random anin would find that location, even someone from Budapest, without any obvious clues in the picture, also, why do you suppose OP (me) not hanging around?
>>18711968No, that’s OP. He has a fetish where he wants someone to track him down and butt fuck him.
>>18711974no one is going to track me down but it's true, I like getting butt fucked
>>18711980I wish Victor Orban, Robert Fico, Putin, etc were the actual Fascists that CNN calls them so freakish guys like you would be sent to a slave labor camp.
>>18711983a sex slave labor camp maybe?
>>18711865ah yes mwahnon. kill this nigga with words. kill this nigga with fuckin' words! he deserves it! greg's in his 30s but looks like a fucking grandpa. why the hell is he always wearing his granddaughter's clothes anyway?>>18711909hell no. i'm just looking for the day some based homophobes knocks greg the fuck out while he's out there walking with his "buttery smooth legs" as people call it
>>18711183I know you enjoy being degraded but I'll tell you this anyway just so you're aware: you are worthless. Absolutely worthless. You really need to get a fucking life. Even by 4chan standards you somehow manage to be one of the worst users on here. Just posting your fetish shit on here for at least a decade minimum and I don't think a single person has ever been turned on by you. And with good reason. You're ugly as fuck. Like others said your face looks like that of a 55 or 60+ year old homeless elderly man. And yeah. That's all. If you ever kill yourself one day because of all these comments degrading you I won't even feel sad about it and I doubt others will.
>>18711922Don't do it
>>18712284aw man you missed the chance for the perfect parody copypasta!Listen here little fag Smooth Legs Greg. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments...and you totally deserve it. Let me just say, you are absolutely worthless in every way. You hear me fag? WORTHLESS. I highly doubt you'll ever change. You deserve anything and everything bad that comes your way. I hope you don't stay safe out there for much longer and finally get what you deserve, Smooth Legs Greg. Cheers.
Greg on the front page.
>>18711922>Anon stabs smooth legs Greg in the neck>Smooth legs Greg dies>Nothing of value was lost in this world
>>18712296no! get out of here with that! >>18711922*chanting* do it! do it! do it! do it! DO IT! DO IT!
>>18712299well we'd lose all these fun videoshttps://youtu.be/HkzrhzfPCXM
>>18712310so glad someone mentioned that! his "youtube channel" (if it can even be called that) may currently only have 41 subscribers and his most popular video only 881 views but for me the funny part of the videos is the looks people give him. they just sort of turn their heads and give a look that says "who the hell is that freak?" i certainly would look and laugh and point it out to my friends or family or whoever i was hanging out with that day
>>18712310>Good to know you have a YouTube Greg. Lookin' as buttery smooth as always. Saw some ladies in short shorts and miniskirts/minidresses in the video but you be out here making them all look like literal nuns.LOL he ain't wrong. i live in a college town and believe me the girls around here are complete and total sluts especially with shit like tiktok and onlyfans making it even easier for them to post their sluttiness online and also make money off of it but greg somehow manages to outslut them all
>>18711183You should oil up before walking.
>>18712387i like the way you think! to make him extra smooth and slippery and buttery! you go and touch his legs and your hands just slip right off because they're so slippery and smooth and buttery!
>>18711922No, not in the neck. Stab him 100 times in each leg. Stab him deep. His buttery smooth legs seem to be his pride and joy. We'll see if he'll still want to show them off if they're bloody and covered in scars. If you ask me that's 100x more satisfying than just stabbing him in the neck. The emotional damage alone will be worth it.
>>18712531at that point why not just saw both his legs off? lol
>>18711922>>18712299>>18712531>>18712548damn is the direction greg expected his post to take? is he fine with this? i know he likes being degraded but does he wanna be maimed and murdered too?
>>18712564I'm pretty sure he still gets off to that
>ywn slide your cock in between greg's buttery smooth thighswhy live?
>>18712574>and cum between them
>>18711266>>18711865The Mwahon vs Greg fight is astroturfed as fuck. It’s just one guy having a one sided spat hurling insults at Greg. Greg gets off on being insulted and humiliated. He likes it when you do that.
>>18712564not especially but what can I do?
>>18712387I'm oiled up enough, I use castor oil + aloe vera mix every morning and evening on wet skin, that's enough
>>18712589that's not what astroturfed means but I get what you're sayinghe does post these threads all the time specifically to be made fun of and making fun of him means nothing at the end of the daythis is essentially one of the reasons why I hate men, perverts like these
>>18712713>this is essentially one of the reasons why I hate menno offense but if you hate men then 4chan is the literal LAST place on the internet you should be at lol. while most places on the internet are leaning male they are usually at least somewhat 90% male to 10% female or something like that but 4chan is basically 99.99999% male. the closest thing to females you get on 4chan are trannies but no actual cis women
>>18712589I'm on team Mwahnon's side every time. Greg is ugly as hell. I know he gets off on this but I hope one day Greg commits suicide.
>>18712997It’s hardly a “side.” It’s one ugly as fuck gay grandpa acting like a retard on purpose while some other guy rages at him in Tl;Dr posts like last thread. Honestly that one pic of Greg butt ass naked sucking a dildo should have killed these threads. Just post a censored pic of that any time Greg makes a thread
>>18712997>>>/soc/35060743
>>18712998Why do I feel like you typed all that with a straight face like it was a completely normal sentence? This shit is fucking GOLD. It's so stupid and pathetic that it becomes hilarious. I bet that if Mwahnon's and Greg's interactions were posted on some other place such as Reddit or on YouTube (obviously with any NSFW pics censored) they would get millions of views and people would find it hilarious. Similar to that one comment section on YouTube which I unfortunately forgot the name of but it was about these retards on a Paper Mario OST video or something like that of all things where these guys in the comments apparently had the "longest YouTube comment section argument ever" or something like that. Where at first it was just one guy being an asshole for no reason and a few other people calling him out but suddenly everyone became assholes and began calling each other shit like "my little maggot."If that shit made comedy gold and got millions of views I don't see why this shit can't.
>>18713002.............>>18711922this guy is right. i think we're gonna have to kill this guy
>>18713010That pic should be defacto posted just any time you see a Greg post.
>>18713010Greg claims to have even more photos like that posted around the web but we have to find them all like Easter eggs.
>>18713025>like Easter eggsvomit filled easter eggs you mean
>>18713019That's actually an amazing idea! Problem is I don't wanna save that on my computer. Not even as a joke. Please someone else do it!
>>18712985yeahI come here to hate menI sometimes go on /pol/
>>18713066oh if you come on here just to hate men then 4chan is probably the best place on the internet for that. only things i saw come close are some subreddits, some youtube comment sections, sometimes tiktok, sometimes twitter, etc...but usually not as bad as 4chan still (with occasional exceptions of course)
>>18713034I made this for you in MS paint. I hope you like it. It fits board censorship requirements and is extremely liberal with covering the modest package.
>>18713070Oooh very nice actually!
>>18713072>>>18713071
>>18713073good job
*sigh* too much of smooth legs greg and not enough of mwahnon's ass pics and face pics combos... *sigh* what a lame world we live in...
>>18711183>>>/co/154007868blossomfag from /co/ was offended from being compared to youif you don't know blossomfag is a pedo who is obsessed with fictional characters who are minors, mainly blossom from the powerpuff girls like his nickname suggests. he tries to turn every single discussion into his fetish and has been doing so for yearsi compared him to you because both of you are irredeemable freaks and he got offendedi wonder if you get offended when i compare you to him
>>18711183anyone else feel the urge to kidnap him and slather minoxidil all over his legs?"smooth" legs greg no more but now HAIRY legs greg
>>18713070>>18713073aw man the other thread made on here using that censored pic got deleted...
>>18713151I'm not posting myself in a disgusting thread with fetishists in it sorry sweetie
>>18713440honestly? great callbut i wasn't referring to this thread in specific. just all of /fa/ in general. smooth legs greg posts his shit literally every single day and on other boards too not just /fa/ and we're forced to look at his ugly face in the catalogmeanwhile you and the very few other attractive 4chan users barely post anythingi'm so tired of seeing smooth legs greg. i'd rather see literally anyone else. even cecil at this point
>>18713448that's because I don't need to post myself on here, unlike him I'm not desperate for attention and he posts on 4chan because it gets him hard to be insulted, same reason why he grew out his hairno normal person get's fully naked on a public trail and kneels on the rocky asphalt with a dildo in their mouth
>>18713451>unlike him I'm not desperate for attentionNot who you were replying to but some time ago wasn't there a thread where you posted a pic of your ass and more than half the thread was just gooning and cooming to you? It was actually somewhat impressive how easily your ass took control of all the anons.
>>18713459yes but that's because I do that whenever I want, not on command uwulike I said, I don't post that often and usually only post face to remind people that trans women can be pretty, despite incel propaganda
>>18713461>yes but that's because I do that whenever I wantProbably how most people should approach life honestly. Just do what you want as long as it's not harming anyone else.
>>18713462>Just do what you want as long as it's not harming anyone else.tell that to men like >>18713070 who can't help but making their fetishes public
>>18713464Well technically he is harming others by making his fetishes public. He may not physically be hurting anyone but it makes people uncomfortable and is pretty much rape for the eyes to look at. He's harming people psychologically instead of physically but it still counts 100% either way.
>>18713467forcing people who did not consent to see your junk sexual assault and it's the reason why I screenshot accounts on Grindr and send it to my friend's groupchat so that we can all laugh at themcis women have no idea how disgusting cis men are with us
>>18713468That's all so true. I used to know a guy from college who liked to freeball in some really loose and wide light colored short shorts and whenever he went out in public he would keep crossing and uncrossing his legs so that people could see his dick and balls fall out of the leg holes. He said it was exciting to do it while at the same time avoiding flashing in the same directions as kids and parents and that the risk of kids or parents almost catching him but not quite filled him with adrenaline and he loved it. Casual sexual assault right there as well as potential pedophilia. About equal or worse to Greg. Needless to say I didn't hang out with him for long.
>>18713471wtf. this applies to women and miniskirts/minidresses too not just guys in short shorts but if you're gonna go commando at least make sure you're not flashing anyone! that's like the number one rule!
>>18713461oh you fucking little tease you're giving me the biggest case of blue balls right now!
>>18713070I've been on the internet a long time (before anyone of Gen Z was even born) and seen a lot of weird shit but still...wtf kind of picture is this? Who tf takes a picture like this? Why would anyone take a picture like this? This looks like it was taken on a public trail where people can pass by. How the hell did no one catch him naked like this?
>>18713934there are some places where public nudity actually isn't illegal but kneeling with a dildo in your mouth out in public certainly is illegal no matter where you are
>>18713934God forbid a man have hobbies
>>18713970Hobbies are one thing. Degeneracy is another.
>>18713970painting is a hobby. football is a hobby. fishing is a hobby. knitting is a hobby. video games are a hobby. not whatever the hell this is
>>18713945this is an abandoned industrial area, technically public (we didn't need to climb fences or anything like that), but practically not visited and definitely not a trail. being naked, or even performing sexual activity outdoors is definitely not illegal here in Hungary, if it were around people then it would, so chill
>>18714246cool story bro but that doesn't mean you're not a freak
>>18714247>freaktotally fine, I'm just discussing the legality of my actions
>>18714248oh but you're not just a regular freak bro. calling you a freak is the understatement of the millennium actually as well as an insult to other freaks for them to be compared to you. i don't even know the right words for what you are but you'd be a retarded worthless degenerate fucking brain dead monkey fucking out of your mind insane schizophrenic freak. and even that doesn't feel like enough
>>18714252ok, whatever. again, I was just chiming in on whether it was legal or not
>>18714246That is truly astounding to me that for a decade, Orban was touted as "the next Hitler" yet he never even enacted a law against public indecency.
>>18714254¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>18713002>>18713070i think this is the first and only time we've ever seen him without his stupid glasses...and he somehow looks even worse with his eyes showing
>>18714274It's probably because without the glasses he looks even older than he already looks. You can see the wrinkles and shit around his eyes. And I thought he was already ugly with the glasses on...
https://www.reddit.com/r/mensfashion/comments/1se9ujm/how_short_is_too_short_for_men_in_terms_of_shorts/okay real talk anons some of the replies on greg's reddit posts are quite a delight to read lolgreg posts a pic of himself asking how short is too short for men's shorts and the top reply with 66 upvotes is "this is." fucking based with only two words"longer shorts, shorter socks""When you can make out the wrinkles on your sack through the denim probably""That's too short"all fucking based
>>18714333Like half the posts are deleted because of ‘homophobia.’ Fuck Reddit.
>>18714333https://www.reddit.com/r/FemboyFashion/comments/1searug/closer_to_50_than_to_40_should_i_still_rock_these/I'm surprised you didn't mention this but on that same account there are posts where people are actually PRAISING Smooth Legs Greg saying shit like "Always good to see some older blood here. Twink death is a lie!" or "You look great, I don't see why not^^" or "i'm 31 rn. you are goals, friend."I can't tell if those people actually believe that or if they're just saying that to be nice. https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/nzpniw/m34_budapest_do_what_you_have_to_do/https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/1lgptyw/running_errands_hope_this_passes_approval/https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/wcd1uo/m36_soon_37_dont_be_shy/https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/zh62c0/roastee_from_budapest_do_your_worst_roast_me_sign/On the other hand he did make some posts on r/RoastMe where the comments were actually pretty funny and based. Not quite as brutal as us on 4chan but still pretty funny. "The pink laces are the most masculine thing in this photo""Ugly woman or pretty ugly dude?""Just because you’re built like a 14 year old girl doesn’t mean you have to dress like one.""Does your little sister know that you’re wearing her clothes?"
>>18714646as funny as those comments are jesus fucking christ do the poor people of reddit know about his humiliation fetish like we do? do they know they're unwillingly being involved in his fetish? i feel like someone from here must warn all of them! report his posts too!
>>18714662I mean it's fucking r/RoastMe dude. More than half of the people on that sub probably have some sort of humiliation fetish. The whole concept of that sub is pretty weird and pointless to begin with. Like why would you post a picture of yourself with the sole purpose of having others make fun of you?
Okay but HOW does he get them this smooth, it's impressive.
>>18714693it's not really that mysterious. laser hair removal plus exfoliation plus moisturizing regularly plus wearing sunscreen to protect your skin from sun damage and that's about it. in some cases full body makeup applied to the legs is also a thing. and when it comes to online pics there's also editing obviously
>>18711183Is it just me or did people usually used to ignore his posts and they only got like 5 replies max but now people are suddenly paying attention to him and he's getting like 100+ replies on his posts?
>>18714770your observation is correct but regardless of whether we ignore or reply to his posts he's gonna keep making these retarded posts anyway one after another. might as well have some fun with it. hope that one day he snaps out of his schizo delusions and realizes deep down how truly pathetic and worthless he really is and i don't mean that in the humiliation fetish sort of way. just genuine shame that makes you genuinely depressed and suicidal. i hope we can get him to that point eventually
>>18714982>hope that one day he snaps out of his schizo delusions and realizes deep down how truly pathetic and worthless he really is and i don't mean that in the humiliation fetish sort of way. just genuine shame that makes you genuinely depressed and suicidal. i hope we can get him to that point eventuallyIf that's what you want then you're gonna have to work really REALLY hard. Motherfucker has been posting this shit for more than a decade and people have always made fun of him and yet he's still completely unfazed. He must have a weakness somewhere so it's not impossible but you're gonna need the patience of a god.
>>18713274No idea who Blossomfag is because I rarely if ever go to /co/ but Blossomfag wins just simply by NOT being Greg. Greg is probably the worst person who isn't a murderer or a rapist (that we know of, of course).
>>18715040Blossomfag is just a common neckbeard with a fetish for fictional children. Hardly the first or the last internet weirdo to be like this. A lot of anime in general specifically pander to guys with fetishes towards fictional minors with the Japanese writers themselves often being loud and proud perverts in their country.Greg though is almost completely unique (in a VERY bad way obviously) though. Don't think I've seen anyone do what he does. He actually takes his fetishes out in public in real life. That's a whole new level.
>>18715040>the worst person who isn't a murderer or a rapist (that we know of, of course)whoa hold your horses man, the only role I enjoy in a rape scene is the victim, provided that it's 'soft' rape. I've been there, and since I did what I was expected to do (it wasn't hard, I just had to endure a fairly rough a2m back and forth) only my ego got harmed, but that is quite durable
Girl, slay
>>18715128That's unironically the ugliest girl I've ever seen. Enough to turn any and every straight man gay
>>18715130Gay guy straight*
>>18711183At this point why don't you just wear a miniskirt? It'll show about the same amount of leg anyway. Not to mention you'll look prettier.
>>18715173though not ruling out miniskirts, I prefer short shorts and I think shorts look better (even on girls)
I gotta say. As much as I fucking hate this man and wish he was fucking dead I gotta admire how he just doesn't give a shit about anything. Every single day he's just out there walking with his tiny little shorts and dumb looking sunglasses and he doesn't give a shit who sees or makes fun of him.
>>18711266its literally one guy pretending to be two people. both greg and mwahnon are the same samefag. i found the person "mwahnon" steals their pics from in a youtube comments section and asked if they post on 4chan and made them aware that a schizophrenic person impersonates her on here.
real mwahnon's socials are "otherlingqueen"the one on /fa/ is fake.>>18713448its also the same guy who pretends to be cecil, igor, doug, vieo etc. don't take my word for it, heres proof.real cecil youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@powergnome9000/videosreal cecil bitchute: https://web.archive.org/web/20201212151403/https://www.bitchute.com/video/LGge-44OUnU/
>>18715733wtf where did you find this deletewho is stalking me omg
>>18715845Don't act like you don't know shit bro. About 90% of 4chan or so (or at least the guys who post pics of their faces) are like 2 guys pretending to be dozens of people. Mwahnon, Smooth Legs Greg, Cecil, Igor, Doug, Vieo, etc. you're all the same fucking guy.
>>18715853I'm genuine and I feel like, as crazy as it sounds, smooth legs greg is toothink about it would someone genuinely keep the fake personal going for over a decade?but actually I kind of like the idea that people think I'm a fake it means I can say whatever I want without repercussion for my real socials lol
>>18711183I honestly do not see anything that weird about this, the photo of him with the dildo is deranged but this is just how gay people look in Europe.
>>18715845i didn't "stalk" the real "mwahnon" i stumbled into a youtube comment.>think about it would someone genuinely keep the fake personal going for over a decade?isn't that exactly what you did with trips like cecil, vieo etc?
>>18715853yup.he's not going to convince me that's not what he does either. because he tried to take my pics and impersonate me for a while too.
i talked to the real vieo too. never posted here and never heard of /fa/. the pictures were being taken from one of those web 1.5 era xanga clone blog websites. he stopped using the vieo character and posting pics as vieo when the site went offline. i have a copy of the real vieo's blog somewhere in my archives.
>>18715854timestamp + face piclast time i called you out you came up with a bunch of excuses then started flooding the thread as igor until it went away
>>18715870That's also why he keeps refusing sexy face and ass pics when people ask for them! Otherlingqueen doesn't post photos very frequently!
the funny thing is "mwahnon" has probably called me a chud, incel, etc a thousand times but im actually a passfag tranny behind the keyboard.
>>18715875yeah too bad. im a top and live in the area.
>>18715875i knew it was full of shit because it tried to impersonate a trans girl from /v/ that i fucked and know irl so i messaged her and asked.
ngl if mwahnon was real i would have hit that shit till i died of exhaustion then let my gf tap in
>she's gone, jim
>>18714333>>18714646>>18714662>>18714684pretty sure i accidentally stumbled on greg's doxx from that reddit account. if true greg's a really talented guy, very cool career, instant respect.
and no i'm not going to post it and neither should you if you find it. greg actually seems cool as fuck outside of the fetish stuff.
>>18715896what the f*nk man>>18715865BRO ok you are insanethankfully no one here knows my legal name irl nor my insta where I actually post
>>18715922real cecil youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@powergnome9000/videosreal cecil bitchute: https://web.archive.org/web/20201212151403/https://www.bitchute.com/video/LGge-44OUnU/
>>18715922on the off chance i'm wrong i'm not going to post your insta or real name. i just want you to know i know osint and i'm onto you and all your fake tripfag identities.
>>18715922im doing nothing different than what happens every time you apply for a job, loan, rent an apartment etc.
notice it drops the leftist larp when its trying to offend me or whatever. because its not mwahnon and those aren't genuinely held beliefs. suddenly starts calling a trans girl who's hotter than her"man" and "bro"hoho hahaeasy for anyone to see right through the charade
who tf is that mwahnon and why would anyone say he/she/it is the same person as me? it's even more annoying than when earlier people always accused me to steal a (dead) persons photos )or even I killed him), and I'm just posting those
>>18715733>>18715733The real Cecil actually seems to be a pretty cool dude from watching some of his videos. He seems really chill.
>>18715934ok but I literally only tripfag as MWAHnon and no one else but I appreciate you not posting my insta also if you do osint why bother doing it on conspiracies about trans people and not like war or idk?>>18715944wait who's the other trans girl?
>>18711922kek
Shit at this rate a Smooth Legs Greg post actually has a chance to reach the maximum reply limit of 310 for once.
>>18716013what happens at 310?
>>18716018Oh that's just the bump limit. The post can't be bumped anymore. Guaranteed to die basically.
>>18716021even if the comments actively keep coming?
>>18716022That's correct. If you sort the catalog by "reply count" you'll see that the top 4 or 5 posts with over 310 replies will have an R in italics instead of just the regular R. And within the post itself the reply number will also be in italics and specifically say "bump limit reached" if you drag your mouse over it.>>18714591Here's a thread that just recently reached 310 as an example.
>>18715982wheres the timestamped pic? really easy way to prove i'm wrong.
yo greg are you who i think you are? i'm not gonna tell anyone. i just think its cool lore if true.
>>18716076I figured he was someone huh high up in Tisza administration
>>18716078much cooler than that imo.
im not gonna tell anyone because if you guys thought greg was cool it would ruin the humiliation fetish stuff and i respect the hustle too much to ever do that
gregsissies WON
>>18711183holy shit you look just like my ex-wife
>>18717033thank you for the lovely compliment!
>>18717033and is that something I should be happy about or not?(the previous comment was not me)
>>18717133that wasn't a compliment>>18717138i wouldn't be happy if i were you because my ex-wife is ugly as fuck
>>18717152you still married her
>>18717152Okay I've actually seen A LOT of people do this (shitting on their exes calling them ugly and shit, even exes they married) but I never understood it. Like if they're that ugly why did you marry them in the first place? I don't get that part.
>>18717161People get uglier (and fatter) over time, a lot of them. I definitely dated chicks who looked a lot better when we started dating.
>>18717161ppl let themselves go and it can be pretty unfair to the other partner. men do it too, its just more common in women because they take psych meds more often than men do when they get depressed or w/e and most of them have may cause weight gain on the label. its not the only factor or anything but its a very large % of women on them and a lot of millenial women have become heiffers as a result. i dont have a lot of empathy for this stuff i grew up morbidly obese bc retarded parenting and i got and stayed super fit natty the rest of my life.
its not just getting fat theres a variety of ways ppl let themselves go and check out, its just a common one to make example of. they can even look the same and change personality.
and cuz i know youre gonna say this personally i think its wrong to like, leave a partner if the thing that caused it is outside their control like an injury or something, i mean more if they make a choice to.
>>18717161It's because their ex used to be attractive when they first met them but isn't anymore. Often it's because their ex stopped giving a shit and let themselves go after they got married. Not to mention some people age terribly.
>>18717268>Often it's because their ex stopped giving a shit and let themselves go after they got married.i never really got why people do this because if you truly love someone and wanna be together with them forever wouldn't you wanna put in MORE effort to please them not less? like for me personally i don't really care about putting in too much effort for someone i barely know but if i'm marrying someone i'm gonna put in effort to stay attractive for them and i appreciate for them to put in effort to stay attractive for me
>>18711922I'm not a violent person in the slightest and I firmly believe that all life is precious...but I won't stop you. I kind of welcome it actually.
>>18717942but you know very well he was just fantasising in front of his computer, right?
>>18717954I mean obviously. Who the hell would wanna get life in prison without parole or depending on where you live the death penalty just for the sake of killing some weirdo who posts weird fetish stuff online?
>>18717961exactly, and maybe that's because throughout all these years I've never met aggression of any kind
Kinda wild this many people get this mad over clothes.
>>18718068Clothes are one thing looking like a fucking clown is another.
>>18718070*Kinda wild this many people get this mad over looking like a clown.
>>18711183At this point they should just make a statue of Smooth Legs Greg made purely out of butter with a sign under or over it saying "buttery smooth"
>>18718100...........somehow not the worst idea i've ever heard
>>18718070>>18718075Aww, why do y'all people gotta be so mean to the clown? That's pretty clownphobic if you ask me. I'd like to see how y'all look like to judge clowns like this.
>>18718070>>18718115I'm very focused on hating Smooth Legs Greg but still, holy fucking shit, Cecil is one ugly motherfucker.
>>18718131at least cecil is gone from 4chan. greg is here every fucking day
>>18711266>sexy trannyOxymoronic statement. You need to kill yourself.>>18715731>her
>>18718136It wasn't actually Cecil it was one guy pretending to be a lot and I mean A LOT of different people. That's why Cecil and those other guys "suddenly" vanished. He got bored of playing those same characters so often over so many years. Pretty sure Greg and Mwahnon are fake too. Probably a different guy pretending to be them than the one who pretended to be Cecil and others.
>>18718144>Probably a different guy pretending to be themwhy would I pretend to be the person known here as Greg? there are the yt videos, after those why would these pics posted here have to be fake?(this one is an old pic tho, my current shorts are shorter than the ones in the background, but there are easter eggs in the pic)
>old pic>avoiding timestamping still>>18718136gregs been here every day for around 15yrs
>>1871820210, I started when Trump was first inaugurated
>>18718144its the same person thats why it started cecilposting>>18718070you photoshop people to feel better about yourself its grim
cecilfag is the same guy as mwahnonits also the same guy who spams all the jeet tier bait threads and posts interracial tiktoks and ai slop in every thread.its a butt blasted ugly little brownoid incel who has an inferiority complex about their race. thats why all its characters revolve around denigrating white people by associating them with stuff like drug addiction/mental illness (cecil, igor) and transgenderism (mwahnon)it spends nearly every waking second of its life posting here, for over a decade now. it thinks its "fighting chuds" and "combatting racism" but in reality its just a morbidly obese transsexual nigger from australia who does the same thing on a bunch of other boards bc it has no life no friends and no existence in the real world.
greg is a real anon but the greg on /fa/ is just cecilfag impersonating him. real greg posts on /b/. he just takes all the pics from the b threads.
>>18718206ok, how much effort does it take for 'real greg' to come over from /b/ to /fa/? it's not like I need a visa or something. true, started my journey on /b/, lately more on /bant/, but the activity there is going down, often posted on /fit/, but I'm always getting 3-day bans there so I avoid that, /int/ is good, as would be /fa/, if there weren't for all those cecil/mwahnon comments, whom I don't even have a clue who they are
>>18718209>but I'm always getting 3-day bans there so I avoid thatGOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE you retarded piece of shit! It's a miracle for you how you haven't been banned from 4chan in general altogether and a living hell for literally everyone else who isn't you! Go die in a hole somewhere!
You guys are paranoid and on a schizo hunt, obsessing over these peoples true identities.
>>18718250to be fair it's pretty obvious that it's one guy pretending to be several people. the general attitudes and writing styles are completely the same
>>18718248
>>18718250whos schizo you for pretending to be people youre not for 15 years or me for raping you?
>>18718269COOMING RN
>>18718299thats my favorite modern art
>>18711183HEY THONG WANT SOME COKE
>>18718390yep, so few of the reactions are verbal these days, few years ago, in much more laid back outfits, I got so many comments (I just did not carry a camera to record them)
>>18718390wtf does this sentence even mean? those words just don't make sense together. is it just saying that his shorts are so short they might as well be a thong? and does it mean "coke" as in the drink coca cola or coke as in the drug cocaine?
>>18718499for context:https://youtu.be/mQiHg80AlgE?si=L7L_xcSKeRc6x1Yz&t=132
Greg actually has somewhat sexy legs as I think smooth legs look nice on both men and women but then his upper body is a complete and total boner killer
>>18718506i think hairless legs look nice on men too but if greg's legs look sexy to you then i think you need to seek psychiatric help. it's not just about being smooth it's also about shape and greg's legs aren't an attractive shape
bbl greg
>>18718520get him in a thong
>>18718523Hell yeah let's see some smooth legs greg booty cheeks! We already see his legs all the time anyway!
>>18718530well I'm deliberately not showing that, even my shortest shorts end just below that
>>18718530Oh we've seen way more than just his legs. I don't care to find the photo itself (in fact I think it's in this very same thread but I don't wanna scroll to find it and even if I did find it I'd deliberately ignore it) but there was a very disgusting photo of him kneeling down on some rocky gravel or something similar completely naked with his genitals out and a dildo in his mouth. Probably the worst photo I've ever seen on the internet and I've been on the internet since like 2001 and seen a lot of disturbing gore videos and seen some disturbing porn as well as even accidentally coming across child porn when internet moderation was a lot more lax and Greg's photo is still the worst thing I have ever seen.
>>18718536>as well as even accidentally coming across child porn when internet moderation was a lot more laxuhhhh you really didn't need to say this part. everything else you wrote is based but this part is just unnecessary
>>18718531based honestly. i just wish more women would follow this advice. too many sluts out there with half their butt cheeks out
>>18718587It's slutty and trashy for sure but I love looking at asses so it's hot as fuck in spite of that.
>>18718594honestly i don't really disagree that it LOOKS hot but all that hotness fades away when i think of their butt cheeks on public seats and getting butt cheek sweat on public seats as well as possible risk of infection on their butt cheeks because you have no idea how dirty public seats are and what kinda germs are on there or if someone with stds was sitting there and etc. i can understand it if it's for the beach pool or water park since in those places you'd be in a swimsuit with your butt cheeks out by default anyway but it's terrible for literally anywhere else
>>18711183If this guy walked around like this where I live he would've been shot...18 times minimum. 3 shots in the face, 3 shots in the torso, 3 shots in both arms, and 3 shots in both legs.
>>18718880and where is that?
>>18718998Oh nowhere special. Just the ghettos in New York. Dress like that here where incredibly homophobic violent gangs of Black people rule the place and I can guarantee you'll last no longer than an hour. Police here don't really give a fuck either.
>>18711183Is it just me or does Smooth Legs Greg have literally the most punchable face ever? Like at the time I'm writing this I opened up Greg's photo in another tab and punched my computer screen (very lightly) about 10 times about 45 seconds ago.
>>18719028>a gay person would be shot in one of the two most famously gay cities in the continental us
>>18719596he specifically said the ghettos. people in the ghettos don't mess around. they'll shoot you in the face or stab you for looking at them 2 seconds longer than you should have. best to not even acknowledge anyone as you walk around
>>18719619I walk a lot in gypsy ghettos in Budapest, I have no idea how they stack up against ghettos in NY, but what I did learn is I can basically dress the way I want, since they see zero competition, zero threat in me, they never show any sign of aggression
>>18719629good for you but black people in the ghettos are basically the most dangerous people in the world. there's a reason the vast majority of people in american prisons are black
>>18719668as are gypsies in hungary I guess
Bump
>>18719673Bro why the fuck would you bump a post that's already on the first page and not only that but also the first row of the catalog with the last person having replied like 2 minutes ago?
>>18719678i'm pretty sure that's supposed to be the joke. an extremely useless bump that doesn't do anything
>>18719679anything's welcome that keeps my thread going, but yeah he could have come at a quieter period
>>18719619people in the """ghettos""" are too busy shooting the drug dealing competition more than the gays that are buying said drugs & sucking the dealers off
>>18719681213 replies. you must feel so proud of yourself that your thread's lasting this long
>>18719696yeah but this is a fashion thread, they should encourage me to not chicken out from upping the game tomorrow with 1) real lipstick, not just hardly visible lip gloss as last time, 2) polished nails, 3) slouched thigh high socks, 4) if the weather is okay, much shorter tops
>>18711183Somewhat of a fictional context but I'd low-key like to see Smooth Legs Greg walk like this through the entire world. All 7 continents. All 195 countries. All states, cities, towns, etc. Just walking through the entire planet Earth and seeing everyone's different reactions from different countries to his buttery smooth legs. And no matter how many people hate him he just keeps on walking unbothered.
>>18719711Well I wish him good luck in post-Assad Syria or even just in Mississippi.
>>18719712For real. I'm curious to see how he'd handle it. His buttery smooth legs probably wouldn't be enough to save him.
>>18719715I would be into a lighter version of this, they would take me with a car anywhere in hungary, put me out (somewhere in a settlement, not in a forest), no phone, no money, no extra clothes, no nothing, and my task is getting home
>>18711183Oh wow bitch when sorted by reply count in the catalog your post at the time I'm writing this is in 9th place (not counting the pinned tuxbell post if I absolutely MUST state the obvious just in case some retard counts that one) and between these two posts which are currently 8th and 10th place respectively.>>18683939 8th>>18703293 10thHope you're proud of yourself faggot! You infamously make the worst posts on all of 4chan and now a post of yours (for I assume the first time) is one of the posts with the highest reply counts and might even reach the bump limit if people keep replying to your retarded post! Congratulations and hope you have a horrible day!
Bumpo
>>18719930Fuck you.
>>18719909having a fantastic day so far and work is soon over, it will be even better
>>18720130>he even wears nail polishcan you please keep your agp off the internet?
>>18720170Don't act like you never wear nail polish or makeup or any of that shit too bitch. We saw those pics of you painting yourself like a clown or whatever.
>>18720297I do but I don't do it as a fetish unlike youpeople don't recoil when they see me and I don't suck on dildoes completely naked in public
>>187203831. the guy you're replying to is not me (OP), 2. you're mixing up the word 'public' with 'outdoors'. it was not public, it was outdoors
>>18720383Oh shut up cunt. God forbid a man be true to himself and have hobbies. I'm out here living my life regardless of what anyone has to say about it and it's hilarious to me seeing people freaking out of my innocuous life choices. Oh my God I'm naked in public and have a dildo in my mouth what horrors! It's not like human beings were naked back in cavemen times and clothes are a recent invention in history or anything like that! And God forbid people see a naked man expressing his sexuality meanwhile they see tons of graphic violent shit in movies and TV!
>>18720385stop impersonating me, btw I'd never write god with capitals. or if you think you're OP you can post a pic from your walk today (which I will do soon)
>>18720386bro please fucking tripfag so that people know who you are you are
>>18720297>>18720384>>18720385>>18720386Bro no one gives a shit which one of you is the real Greg, point is you're both fucking retarded. You're both as equally retarded and worthless as one another.
>>18720417yup. i'm sick of these fucking people ruining this board. it's almost like it's become a meme to get this board to be as bad as possible
>>18720434It's like having actual serious intelligent discussions is a thing of the past...everyone just wants to make lame unfunny jokes all the time.
>>18720472Damn bro you really are a disgusting piece of shit, posting these types of pics as if anyone else but you yourself wants to see them. And you somehow look even uglier without glasses.
>>18720472i'm not exactly in love with mwahnon but i agree with her on how much of a fuckwad you are. like seriously. fuck you bro
>>18711922If you wanna stab him in the neck now you have even more reason to. Pick up the pace!>>18720472
>>18720499just because I had to pee?
>>18720502Nigga stop trying to act like you're retarded and clueless. Everyone needs to pee but not everyone takes a freaking PICTURE of them doing it as well as posting it online for people to see. I take a massive shit almost every single day and you don't see me taking pictures of myself sitting on the toilet doing it.
>>18720504haha the camera was rolling when I rushed into the clinic, and the only reason I posted this pic is because on the 'normal' photos my lipstick and nail polish is hardly recognizable, but on this one, both are very visible
>>18720504>Nigga stop trying to act like you're retardeduh dude he's not trying to act like he's retarded he just simply IS retarded
>>18720472Even if it wasn't for him taking a pic of himself sitting on the toilet that's still such a goofy retarded looking face! Looks like it could even be a popular meme if it got famous enough.
>>18720519hahaha true! and now that i see his face closer up wtf is that hairstyle anyway? no idea what he sees in that hairstyle. i'd argue even shaved bald looks better than whatever the hell that is
>>18720506>I posted this pic is because on the 'normal' photos my lipstick and nail polish is hardly recognizable, but on this one, both are very visibleyour blatant agp is visible and it's disgusting, pervert, I genuinely hope that's the men's room I would be terrified if I saw you enter the women's bathroomit's too obvious that you keep posting to get reactions about your crossdressing/humiliation fetishes, you are what people accuse trans women to be, have some decency
>>18720519God that's such a punchable face and a strangleable neck. I'm normally a pacifist but if I saw this dude walk by me I don't think I'd be able to resist.
>>18720542Yeah babe go off on the motherfucker! If this was real life we could team up to beat his ass. There are no words to describe how much I hate that retard. The only way he'd learn his lesson is through an ass beating.
you make it as visible as possible that you wear nail polish and lipstick, you grow your hair out, and you go out dressed like an old gay man, and all of this gets onlookers to think you're a failed attempt of being trans, they associate you with usso you know how frustrating it is to see people act transphobic to you only for it to deflect right off of you and fall on me?do you know that trans women get killed for existing and you are dancing on their graves by spreading the hate against us?you're a pervert who gets off to humiliation but what you don't know is that you are fueling transphobia by enjoying your sexual kink, it doesn't matter to a transphobe that you're just a fetishist they will lump you in with us and call us all perverts when it's just youI also can't believe that you genuinely posted a fucking picture of yourself on the shitter as though the blurred crotch makes a difference just looking at your picture I get disgusted, I can smell that damn bathroom from here yuckwhat prompted you to post this, who did you think would appreciate seeing this?I genuinely hope you actually get beat up by people who think you're trans like it would make me so happy actually let's see what happens if I post your pictures on /pol/ and annoy them I'm sure there's some Hungarian posters there who wouldn't like degenerate indecency like this
>>18720554Nice. You just killed him with words and I agree with everything you said. Also cute outfit. It looks actually classy and MODEST. Unlike Greg wearing the tiniest little shorts to display his smooth leg exhibitionist fetish and tiny tops that might as well be bras.
unironically men like you are why I want to separate LBT from G just absolutely Grindr-pilled sex-driven perverts like you make the entire LGBT community look bad, it's your kind who end up getting monkeypox-riddled lips and drink public>>18720559don't be silly he loves this I would bet 20$ right meow that he's actually jacking it to thiswhy do we allow these threads on /fa/???also thx I didn't mean to link my pic actually but that's wat actual trans women wear not repressing fetishists like him, he's going to descend deeper and deeper into his kink abyss and in no time he'll be posting pictures like Bryon Noem on every boardI'm so glad I don't share a bathroom with men like him...I should actually get pepper spray looking at this thread
>>18720559idk if i'd describe mwahnon's style as modest. she has literally posted her ass before and more than half the thread was jacking it to her. but either way yeah it definitely beats greg's style a million times
>>18720559regardless of greg's style nigga's just ugly as fuck. the best style in the world can't save that face
>>18720554>>18720560haha i don't know why you hate me so much. just because i have different hobbies than you? and that's a good picture. you know it's a good picture. i'm proud of it
>>18720578everyone and i mean EVERYONE hates you bro. it's far from just mwahnon. you're a full grown middle aged man doing this retarded shit. the rest of your family (if you've kept in contact with them at all) must be so fucking ashamed of your retarded behavior. you doing this shit would be maybe passable if you were like 16 or some shit but you're a middle aged man. grow the fuck up
>>18720578did you not read any of what I said? about the transphobia and the fetishism fueling it?
>>18720613I'm pretty sure he's just trolling you. Trolling you by pretending to be even more retarded and happy-go-lucky than he normally is by acting like he didn't read any of what you said and ignoring the point. Best thing to do is ignore him. If everyone on 4chan collectively agreed to ignore everything and anything he ever posts from now on then he'd probably die because he's fueled by negative attention and if he didn't have that attention he'd be nothing. And that's counting his posts on /b/, /pol/, /fit/ and other places too. ALL of 4chan has to ignore him. Only then will he maybe stop his retarded posts.
>>18720624that's for the heads up this is my signal to go read
>>18720472best shitposter on /fa/
>>18720560>>18720554lgbt has always been about the fetishists, not you. it was founded by a bunch of nambla people like harry hay who were trying to re-brand the boy love movement from the 1970's. the pride flag was designed by harvey milk, a guy who used to take in underage runaway boys and then drug and rape and murder them then claim it was an accidental overdose, ed buck style. back during the aids epidemic voices of reason like you were marginalized and shoved out in favor of the bathhouse grindr freaks. i highly recommend the book "and the band played on: people, politics and the aids epidemic" by gay activist randy shilts.and just saying as someone who transitioned back when it wasn't socially acceptable and there were only 5 or 10 of us on 4chan: most of the people who are calling themself our allies are the same status and approval seeking narcissist types who used to bully you for being queer if you were slightly different. a lot of the millenial ones are over compensating because they literally bully gay kids. if you remember that viral video of the girl getting hit by a car on i5 at a blm protest and flying up into the air, shes a good example. my sibling went to school with her and she literally used to bully gay kids and the one trans kid at their school lol.
>>18720703>because they literally bully used to*
>>18711183REMINDER TO EVERYONE REPLYING HERE!: You do know this dude gets off to all of you murdering him with words right? He's basically impervious to insults. And not only is he impervious the insults are actually fuel for him. A few people in this thread literally talked about finding him and killing him and he literally didn't even care. So in short: DO. NOT. ENCOURAGE. HIM. Ignore!
>>18720913I know that bro but I grew up and still live in a shitty area full of homeless people, drug addicts, and a lot of crazy people in general and going to school growing up almost all my classmates were asshats and most of the teachers couldn't teach for shit; and not only that but half my family or more are also dickwads and I've worked in retail for about 15 years and seen retards of all ages be it children or elderly people...and still. I genuinely haven't ever seen anyone as retarded as Smooth Legs Greg. I've seen some crazy drugged out homeless people who do all sorts of weird stuff but even then Smooth Legs Greg is still by far the worst person I've ever seen. I can't resist making fun of him. The urge is stronger than me.
>>18720929what makes you think he is a bad person or retarded?
>>18720933Bro if you need to ask you're either him samefagging or a different anon who is as retarded as him. A motherfucker who takes a picture of himself naked in public with a fucking dildo in his mouth and then posts another pic of himself on the toilet making a retarded face; and that's not to mention how persistent he has been in posting his retarded pics on 4chan for well over a decade by now. No way that a guy who does that shit ISN'T a bad person or retarded. Like just no fucking way. If anything that's the literal definition of a bad person and/or a retarded person.
>>18720499Yeah I know, I saw that shit. If I ever bump into this guy irl he's getting scalped and left in a field
>>18721233Nice. I'd love to join you if I could if that ever ends up happening.
Lol earlier today I saw a post on /b/ using Greg's toilet picture saying something like "buttery smooth Greg taking a buttery smooth dump." Probably the only good use that pic will ever get.
>>18721306haha good one. and i don't remember where i saw this one but i saw someone say "smooth legs greg? more like smooth brained retard"
>>18721322That's so based. Only a smooth brained retard would do the shit he does.
>>18712531>We'll see if he'll still want to show them off if they're bloody and covered in scars.So I guess you can call him Bloody Legs Greg
>>18721306>>18721322>>18721350>>18721354if you guys think that any of these nicknames are getting to him he's probably screenshotting your replies, writing them on a piece of paper as well, and jacking off to them. so instead of going "i just got called smooth brained retard that hurts my feelings" he's going "aw yeah call me smooth brained retard i fucking love it baby i'm so horny"
>>18711183270 replies. Let's get this stupid fucking post to the 310 reply bump limit so it can die already!
>>18721412If you think it'll make any sort of difference then you're a newfag. Motherfucker's been making these posts for more than a decade. Once this one dies he'll just continue to make more and more and more and more and more. The only reason he hasn't made more is because this one's been up for so long. I can guarantee you the first second this thread dies he'll just make a new one immediately.
>>18711183Where I live people make fun of me for wearing shorts that are exactly 2 inches from the top of my kneecaps (9 inch inseams on me) and so people (including myself) would rightfully so make fun of you non-stop here.
>>18721431>wearing shorts that are exactly 2 inches from the top of my kneecaps (9 inch inseams on me) damn how tall are you? i'm 5'11 and 9 inch inseams almost entirely cover my knees
>>18721431haha mines have like 1" of inseam
>>18721721no shit bro. we can tell. not even my female friends wear shorts that short
>>18721749yep, even bershka, the retailer sells them under the name 'minishort'https://www.bershka.com/hu/farmer-minisort-c0p229730081.html?colorId=426
>>18721754huh. funny how those same shorts on the female model don't look as nearly as revealing as they do on you. women here wear those all the time...shorts like that look natural on women but just simply do NOT look natural on male bodies. not unless you're an 18 year old femboy but they do not work on men over 30. there's a reason 80s short shorts are so mocked
>>18721757Yup. Regardless of what woke culture retards try to tell you WOMEN AND MEN ARE DIFFERENT AND THAT'S OKAY! I don't wanna see men in miniskirts or women in huge baggy cargo shorts. I don't wanna see women growing out their facial hair instead of plucking it or men wearing heavy makeup. And then there's age. YOUNG PEOPLE AND OLD PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT AND THAT'S ALSO OKAY! I don't wanna see a 20 something year old dressing like a middle aged man OR a middle aged man dressing like a 20 something year old (isn't that right Greg?).
>>18721447I'm actually shorter than you. I'm 5'7". But I have really long legs and a short torso. At first I actually bought 9 inch inseams on accident without even trying them on first because I thought 9 inch inseam sounded long enough and when I found out they were way shorter than I expected I had plans to return them soon but then I actually wore them and it felt weird at first but I actually thought they were more comfortable than the longer shorts and so I've been wearing 9 inch inseams ever since.
>>18721768I don't care about differences up to a point. if my accessories were dangling out from those shorts, then I should not be wearing them. but no one has ever seen any of my genitals while wearing shorts. someone does not like how I look in them? too bad, but honestly, lots of 80 kg girls with elephant thighs also wear short shorts, we have to put up with certain things. btw a couple years ago I caught a couple of girls talking about (presumably) me, and one said: 'they even look good on him'. now, hungarian does not have grammatical genders, so him/her are the same word, so technically they could talk about anyone. except there was no one around and all 3 were visible looking at me. okay, those were my 'previous gen' short shorts, slightly longer with 1.5-2" inseams, marketed as ahort shorts and not minishorts. but even without those comments I was and am perfectly aware that if we start talking about eho should or should not wear short shorts, I'm very much not at the top of that list
>>18711183Over a decade of this shit lmao
>>18721952and it's sad to see what shorts I wore a decade ago, these new ones are much better
>>18721952And somehow he's still not banned. He mentioned getting 3 day bans on /fit/ which is a GOOD thing but how come he doesn't get 3 day bans on other boards including this one? I'm so sick and tired of his (probably flat) ass.
>>18721958He isnt really breaking any rules
>>18721959or maybe they like my thighs and shenanigans, whereas the /fit/ mods don't
>>18721959He is actually. The ones he are breaking are:>3. You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: a.Troll postsDude knows he's pissing people off and keeps on doing it. He's just trolling for over a decade by now. >6. The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments. How the hell are any of his posts good quality or informative in any way?>10. No spamming or flooding of any kind. No intentionally evading spam or post filters.He's been spamming his stupid posts for over a decade. Every time he posts an actually productive post dies. And surprisingly that's only 3 rules total he's breaking. He's not breaking any /fa/ specific rules though, unfortunately. Only the global rules.
>>18721966how could I possibly spam if my thread lives for 2 weeks? ok I could, but I don't want to have multiple posts running
So I woke up from a nap like literally 5 minutes ago and it was around a 25 minute nap and me and three of my friends were just chilling in the streets minding our own business...and then out of nowhere Smooth Legs Greg walks by. We start to make fun of him and how ridiculous he looks. He gives us a deadpan emotionless stare with his stupid sunglasses wearing face. Then he suddenly pulls out a gun and shoots all three of my friends and their blood starts spraying everywhere. And then I'm like nigga are you out of your mind?! Then he comes after me shooting at me but luckily I'm able to dodge all his bullets...till he lands a shot in my leg. Then I'm on the ground and as Greg is about to shoot me in the head I take out a knife and cut off his hand that was holding the gun. Then Greg with only one hand tries to run to get his gun back but I trip him using my foot. And then I get on top of Greg and stab him literally a thousand times all over his entire body and blood starts spraying everywhere and I'm covered in blood and can even smell and taste the blood but Greg is dead and that's all that matters. And then I woke up and was relieved that my three friends were still alive but bummed out that Greg wasn't dead.
>>18721978where would I hide any kind of gun in this outfit?
>>18721980Idk it was a dream it's not really supposed to make sense but in the dream you just pulled the gun out from the front of your shorts. As in you just summoned it and then took it out of your shorts and began shooting.
>>18722007if he was female you could make the joke that he pulled the gun out from inside his pussy lol
>>18722022It can still work as a male. Males still have holes. Just say that he pulled it out of his asshole.
Nicknames like "Smooth Legs Greg" remind me of those dumb nicknames kids would give to each other back in middle school. The most memorable one was a kid who got pantsed and had a small dick and so everyone began calling him "Small Dick Charlie" and the stupid part about it was that Charlie wasn't even his actual name. They just simply thought they were so creative and smart for saying "Small Dick Charlie." It doesn't even rhyme for fuck's sake. I know they were just kids and all but even back then I thought it was fucking stupid.
>>18722104Hi Charlie
>>18721980You know where you'd hide it.. don't play dumb
>>18721768You shouldn't be concerned that men CAN dress as women, you should be concerned with why so many men WANT to dress as women. That should narrow down your priorities a bit.
>>18722109being male sucks
>>18722110Lmao. No, being a male with your attributes sucks. I love being male.
>>18722110>>18722118I love being male just for the sake of being able to pee anywhere anytime without even having to pull down my pants. Women themselves tell me they're so jealous of that. They tell me the first thing they'd do if they woke up male is start peeing around everywhere.
>>18722122nobody ever taught them to pee standing up :(
>>18722122My ex was always talking about how strange it must be to have a fleshy tune just dangling off your body like a penis does. I was like yeah I guess. I could tell she was jealous and wanted one.
>>18722130Oh how strange would it be if my penis was instead internal and deep and I could insert my fingers deep into it...and bleed out of it about 8 days a month every month. Not to mention the really painful periods some women have. I literally wouldn't wanna be a woman even if you paid me 10 billion dollars for it. It'd much rather be a broke homeless man.
>>18722132if you were a broke homeless woman you could just make a yt channel begging for sympathy and you'd be pulled off the streets in like a few days after your viewers literally begged you to accept donations
>>18722123somebody really needs to teach them!
>>18722136>*if you were an ATTRACTIVE broke homeless woman you could just make a yt channel begging for sympathy and you'd be pulled off the streets in like a few days after your viewers literally begged you to accept donationsfixed that for youwomen simultaneously are the luckiest and unluckiest human beings depending on how attractive they are. men would practically throw their lives away to save an attractive woman but an unattractive (as in like genuinely super ugly) woman is basically treated as subhuman. an unattractive man can make up for it as long as he's rich or talented enough but an unattractive woman just can't
>>18722106it still doesn't fit my supple, submissive nature
>>18722149So are we just supposed to forget that retarded picture of you on the toilet? I WANT to forget but I CAN'T. You somehow manage to take the worst pics in all of humanity. I bet that if we took every pic ever taken beginning from when the first pics were taken somewhere in the 1800s to all the way up to this day on June 15 2026 your pics would still be by far the worst. And if we used quantum physics to look into different universes, galaxies, and dimensions your pics would still be by far the worst. Great job dickhead. You have literally single-handedly ruined all of human photography. Here's a medal.
>>18722154oh I'm speechless
>>18722154i agree with every last word you just wrote but remember he thrives on people insulting him. as he read through your post he probably had his hands in his panties and began to jerk off with pre-cum and actual cum all over his hands
>>18711183Alright we've reached 310! Wish I could celebrate but he's just gonna make more anyway once this thread dies. Fucking fucker.
>>18711183fuck this guy is so fucking annoying
sissy gary has more charm than this guy
>>18722189but what changes now? just came in and my thread was in the top row
>>18720554>>18711865you seethe non stop because deep down he reminds you of you
Why have people stopped making comments. Does no one else have a comments to make on Smooth Legs Greg? No one else gonna call him a worthless fag?
>>18723539I mean wtf is there even left to say? This fag has been making the exact same posts for more than a decade. Plus he gets off on people insulting him and I don't know about you but I don't wanna be a part of that.
>>18723539You are just giving him what he wants when you say things like that to him. You should just hide the thread and move on. 300 replies btw XDDDD
>>18724041nta but i have no idea why mwahnon doesn't hide greg's threads. every time greg makes a new thread mwahnon just keeps raging at him...meanwhile that's exactly what greg wants
>>18724121MWAHnon probably enjoys it to an extent. I mean she knows Smooth Legs Greg likes to be berated and yet she keeps doing it anyway. Makes me think she herself is sort of into it. A BDSM or dominant-submissive type of thing with MWAHnon being the sadist and dominant and Smooth Legs Greg because the masochist and submissive.
>>18720388just testing
>>18724600great, I learnt something today
>>18720578I think it should be obvious this wasn't me
>>18724605I don't give a shit if it's you or not you're both fucking retarded. Retards are all the same person in my eyes.
