Always chickening out from going out in my fishnets, and when I'm out I regret not putting them on, which one should I put on first, the black or rainbow fishnets?
>>18738295You should put on some bleach down your throat.
>>18738330is bleach better than cocks or cum?
>>18738333Yes actually! It's really similar to those actually but has a nice spicy little sting. Like really spicy Indian food or Mexican food. It may be a lot at first but when you get used to it you'll be craving the sting like crazy and stuff without the sting will be bland.
>>18738295Come try that shit down here in Texas and see what happens mother fucker
>>18738351Or even New York in the ghettos. I was born there and now don't go there super often except to visit family but I swear it's so bad that we gotta sleep UNDER our beds to avoid stray gunshots from criminals. Forget about bringing any money with you. Do your best to blend in and not stick out. SLG would be dead in like 5 seconds.
>>18738355sounds like the budapest ghettos cannot compare to the nyc ghettos?
Nothing sucks the fun out of exhibitionism like the consent of those forced to witness the act of exhibition. The consent resenting nature of exhibitionists leads me to believe exhibitionists are rape adjacent creeps who should never, EVER be left alone with vulnerable individuals
>>18738355I would hate to be living in New York when the event happens.
Why dont people just slide these threads like glowies do so mods delete them
>>18738363edgy teenagers like insulting people and OP has a humiliation fetish. this is a symbiotic relationship where both parties benefit.
>>18738368exactly, I don't understand people accusing me with abusing minors, whereas they have the most fun of all ages insulting and ridiculing me (not that other age groups look abused)
>>18738368I will admit it I'm a miserable fat fuck in real life living in a tiny apartment with a cat and 2 big dogs who constantly piss and shit all over the place no matter how many times I take them out for walks and since the apartment is so small the entire apartment smells like shit including my clothes and my computers and shitting on Smooth Legs Greg makes me feel better about myself. I can tell myself that no matter how much of a miserable fat fuck I become (I just managed to break 300 pounds and am getting fatter still) I will still be way better than Smooth Legs Greg.
>>18738392If the situation with the cats and dogs making your apartment smell bad is as bad as you say then I really hope you work from home and not any in person job.
>>18738392see? being a miserable fat fuck will prevent you from enjoying the views of monte carlo after you've ridden your bike up to the Tête de Chien, but on the other hand, will also prevent your ankle from getting numb after kneeling for 30 minutes in front of a guy you've never even met before, waiting with a sloppy face for him to finally finish, because your jaw also starts hurting. I'm super happy I can give confidence to others
>>18738396I was once part of a group of Asians in America who would do a whole bunch of crazy cool stuff while running, biking, and hiking and more. A lot of us had known each other for about 2 decades actually. We'd all wear short shorts and shave our legs and give each other leg rubs but not as fetishy as you more just as goofy fun. After a while all of us were so physically fit that we could literally just walk for 24 hours straight without even getting tired. Been a while since our group met up. Unfortunately one of our members died from COVID. But as soon as we can all get vacations from work we're gonna rejoin again.
>>18738396>will also prevent your ankle from getting numb after kneeling for 30 minutes in front of a guy you've never even met before, waiting with a sloppy face for him to finally finish, because your jaw also starts hurting.................................................................why do i feel that in your mind as you were writing this you said these words as if they were a completely normal sentence?
>>18738413desu it's a fairly normal experience if you have casual sex. Sometimes your arousal overrides your standards until it subsides about 15 minutes in, whereupon you wish the guy would just hurry the fuck up and finish already.
>>18738295For some reason Greg smiling in photos and looking directly at the viewer makes me more uncomfortable than him with a neutral expression looking away from the viewer...
>>18738295If I see you walking down the street I'm going to trip you so you scratch up your legs.
>>18738488Same. His "buttery smooth legs" seem to be his pride and joy so I'll be happy to ruin that for him.
>>18738295Buttery smooth as always
>>18738499And we're halfway into 2026 too! Never change Smooth Legs Greg. Never change.
>>18738355NYC is filled with fags what are you talking about? Go to manhattan and you find fairies allover or even the ghetto parts of bronx you will see jamaican and puerto rican sissies
>>18738520Okay then go to the neighborhoods with all them ghetto hood rat niggas Crips and Bloods type shit and see how long you last there as a faggot. Niggas there take themselves and their masculinity super serious. Baggy clothes full of nothing but guns and drugs. A faggot like Greg will be shot on sight.
>>18738466these are actually my standards, I'm meeting assholes who mistreat me, and when I find one I try to keep him long term. Not all make me kneel, some prefer comfier (for me) positions, but the sore jaw is usually there when they hold ejaculation back many times (for them to last longer when they actually shoot)
>>18738531>I'm meeting assholes who mistreat me, and when I find one I try to keep him long term.As much as I wanna beat you black and blue I know that you're into that and I don't wanna be kept by you long term so...congrats. You're impervious to getting your ass beat because no one wants to beat up a guy who's into being beat up.
>>18738537actually, pain is not my thing, but physical abuse not involving significant pain (like moderate slapping of my face, which I get all the time) is
>>18738538Good to know! Now me and the boys can go back to searching for you in all of Hungary with the intention of beating the shit out of you and stabbing you! *goes hide into the bushes in Hungary like a ninja undetected as we search for Smooth Legs Greg*
>>18738295I was thinking about trooning out today, and then i saw this
>>18738605I wear knee-length shorts and was thinking of incorporating shorter shorts into my wardrobe because I've heard friends talking about how awesome 5 inch inseam shorts are and female friends saying how much they love them but after seeing this I'm sticking to knee-length shorts and if anything moving down to even longer shorts.
>>18738610I mean to be fair Greg's shorts are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY shorter than 5 inch inseams. Greg himself said his shorts are a 1 inch inseam. So with a 5 inch inseam you should be fine. You won't look like Greg unless you do the whole shaved legs + crop top + high socks + sunglasses + baseball cap + lipstick + nail polish + retarded looking hairstyle that's long and totally behind the ears. You'd have to go out of your way to try to look like Greg. There's no way you can look like this on accident unless you were literally just cosplaying him.
>>18738396Damn... Maybe Greg is actually a decent/good person and you all are all the assholes.
