Always chickening out from going out in my fishnets, and when I'm out I regret not putting them on, which one should I put on first, the black or rainbow fishnets?
>>18738295You should put on some bleach down your throat.
>>18738330is bleach better than cocks or cum?
>>18738333Yes actually! It's really similar to those actually but has a nice spicy little sting. Like really spicy Indian food or Mexican food. It may be a lot at first but when you get used to it you'll be craving the sting like crazy and stuff without the sting will be bland.
>>18738295Come try that shit down here in Texas and see what happens mother fucker
>>18738351Or even New York in the ghettos. I was born there and now don't go there super often except to visit family but I swear it's so bad that we gotta sleep UNDER our beds to avoid stray gunshots from criminals. Forget about bringing any money with you. Do your best to blend in and not stick out. SLG would be dead in like 5 seconds.
>>18738355sounds like the budapest ghettos cannot compare to the nyc ghettos?
Nothing sucks the fun out of exhibitionism like the consent of those forced to witness the act of exhibition. The consent resenting nature of exhibitionists leads me to believe exhibitionists are rape adjacent creeps who should never, EVER be left alone with vulnerable individuals
>>18738355I would hate to be living in New York when the event happens.
Why dont people just slide these threads like glowies do so mods delete them
>>18738363edgy teenagers like insulting people and OP has a humiliation fetish. this is a symbiotic relationship where both parties benefit.
>>18738368exactly, I don't understand people accusing me with abusing minors, whereas they have the most fun of all ages insulting and ridiculing me (not that other age groups look abused)
>>18738368I will admit it I'm a miserable fat fuck in real life living in a tiny apartment with a cat and 2 big dogs who constantly piss and shit all over the place no matter how many times I take them out for walks and since the apartment is so small the entire apartment smells like shit including my clothes and my computers and shitting on Smooth Legs Greg makes me feel better about myself. I can tell myself that no matter how much of a miserable fat fuck I become (I just managed to break 300 pounds and am getting fatter still) I will still be way better than Smooth Legs Greg.
>>18738392If the situation with the cats and dogs making your apartment smell bad is as bad as you say then I really hope you work from home and not any in person job.
>>18738392see? being a miserable fat fuck will prevent you from enjoying the views of monte carlo after you've ridden your bike up to the Tête de Chien, but on the other hand, will also prevent your ankle from getting numb after kneeling for 30 minutes in front of a guy you've never even met before, waiting with a sloppy face for him to finally finish, because your jaw also starts hurting. I'm super happy I can give confidence to others
>>18738396I was once part of a group of Asians in America who would do a whole bunch of crazy cool stuff while running, biking, and hiking and more. A lot of us had known each other for about 2 decades actually. We'd all wear short shorts and shave our legs and give each other leg rubs but not as fetishy as you more just as goofy fun. After a while all of us were so physically fit that we could literally just walk for 24 hours straight without even getting tired. Been a while since our group met up. Unfortunately one of our members died from COVID. But as soon as we can all get vacations from work we're gonna rejoin again.
>>18738396>will also prevent your ankle from getting numb after kneeling for 30 minutes in front of a guy you've never even met before, waiting with a sloppy face for him to finally finish, because your jaw also starts hurting.................................................................why do i feel that in your mind as you were writing this you said these words as if they were a completely normal sentence?
>>18738413desu it's a fairly normal experience if you have casual sex. Sometimes your arousal overrides your standards until it subsides about 15 minutes in, whereupon you wish the guy would just hurry the fuck up and finish already.
>>18738295For some reason Greg smiling in photos and looking directly at the viewer makes me more uncomfortable than him with a neutral expression looking away from the viewer...
>>18738295If I see you walking down the street I'm going to trip you so you scratch up your legs.
>>18738488Same. His "buttery smooth legs" seem to be his pride and joy so I'll be happy to ruin that for him.
>>18738295Buttery smooth as always
>>18738499And we're halfway into 2026 too! Never change Smooth Legs Greg. Never change.
>>18738355NYC is filled with fags what are you talking about? Go to manhattan and you find fairies allover or even the ghetto parts of bronx you will see jamaican and puerto rican sissies
>>18738520Okay then go to the neighborhoods with all them ghetto hood rat niggas Crips and Bloods type shit and see how long you last there as a faggot. Niggas there take themselves and their masculinity super serious. Baggy clothes full of nothing but guns and drugs. A faggot like Greg will be shot on sight.
>>18738466these are actually my standards, I'm meeting assholes who mistreat me, and when I find one I try to keep him long term. Not all make me kneel, some prefer comfier (for me) positions, but the sore jaw is usually there when they hold ejaculation back many times (for them to last longer when they actually shoot)
>>18738531>I'm meeting assholes who mistreat me, and when I find one I try to keep him long term.As much as I wanna beat you black and blue I know that you're into that and I don't wanna be kept by you long term so...congrats. You're impervious to getting your ass beat because no one wants to beat up a guy who's into being beat up.
>>18738537actually, pain is not my thing, but physical abuse not involving significant pain (like moderate slapping of my face, which I get all the time) is
>>18738538Good to know! Now me and the boys can go back to searching for you in all of Hungary with the intention of beating the shit out of you and stabbing you! *goes hide into the bushes in Hungary like a ninja undetected as we search for Smooth Legs Greg*
>>18738295I was thinking about trooning out today, and then i saw this
>>18738605I wear knee-length shorts and was thinking of incorporating shorter shorts into my wardrobe because I've heard friends talking about how awesome 5 inch inseam shorts are and female friends saying how much they love them but after seeing this I'm sticking to knee-length shorts and if anything moving down to even longer shorts.
>>18738610I mean to be fair Greg's shorts are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY shorter than 5 inch inseams. Greg himself said his shorts are a 1 inch inseam. So with a 5 inch inseam you should be fine. You won't look like Greg unless you do the whole shaved legs + crop top + high socks + sunglasses + baseball cap + lipstick + nail polish + retarded looking hairstyle that's long and totally behind the ears. You'd have to go out of your way to try to look like Greg. There's no way you can look like this on accident unless you were literally just cosplaying him.
>>18738396Damn... Maybe Greg is actually a decent/good person and you all are all the assholes.
>>18738295genuinely kill yourself, you're an insult to anybody with eyes
>>18738866I don't consider myself an asshole per se, in my dictionary assholes are men I'm sexually attracted to. out of all the names I'm called here probably retard is closer. I mean, if I saw someone being asked on the street "how are we feeling cocksucker", and they replied smiling "I'm fine thank you", I would probably assume they're retards. in my case there are very strong motivations behind that, so I don't think retard applies, but still closer than asshole
>>18738605he's old and cis if you transition you'll look nothing like thathe also sounds like Gollum can someone post the vocaroos?
>>18738966you mean one of my followers sounds like gollum
A guy used to come on here and wear short shorts and argyle socks. His legs were incredibly hairy and quite handsome.I started a headcanon his name was Hairgyle Harold and he and greg were friends but that was years ago.
Do people actually believe that op is the guy in the photo? Why is every photo of this guy just a screenshot from a video? >but he's been posting for 10 yearsThe main spammer of /fa/ has also been spamming 4chan for 10+ years.
>>18739006very simple reason: I have no patience to take a tripod with me, put it down, mount the camera, take the pic, fuck I blinked, etc. since I take the camera with me to record the reactions, it takes no extra effort to hold it up in front of myself. still skeptical? your problem
>>18739025As someone into legs this would probably be a really sexy pic if I had zero clue what his upper body looked like...By physical appearance alone I'd assume these legs would belong to a woman or to a cute 20 year old femboy.
>>18738966>he also sounds like Gollum can someone post the vocaroos?Ha! So accurate!>>18738970You're lying bro that was you you're just ashamed because people began rightfully so making fun of your retarded voice.
>>18738295kill yourself
>>18738981Oh so we had Hairy Legs Larry before already?! That's so cool! Hairgyle Harold is a good name too!
>>18739092https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9_Mc-Jb2vc&list=RDq9_Mc-Jb2vc&start_radio=1
>>18738610>>187386225 inch inseams are low-key hot as fuck even if you're not super attractive...however what greg wears is not hot in the slightest
>>18739359Man do I miss old Filthy Frank. I remember when him, IDubbbz, Maxmoefoe, How To Basic, some fat dude who accompanied them but didn't really have a strong online presence (Chad or Fat Cunt I think?), and some other guys regularly made videos together that were retarded as fuck but also hilarious as fuck. Stuff that would not be allowed on YouTube today and a lot of their old videos have even been taken down I believe. Last time I checked these guys are all pretty much unfunny losers now. All have turned into low-key borderline goody two shoes figures who resent their old fans who made them famous in the first place. They more or less became what their older selves would make fun of. I don't care enough to double check but last I checked Filthy Frank began making unironic emo music, IDubbbz became a literal cuck who lets his girlfriend control him, Maxmoefoe unironically became a femboy, not so sure about the others, etc.
>>18739380Give them a fucking break man they're all in their fucking 30s right now lmfao. When they used to do that shit they were all in their 20s. People change and grow over time. It's unreasonable to expect them to continue to do the same edgy shit for the rest of their lives. Especially some of the violent risky and gross shit they used to do back then which for 30+ year olds would just be too much.
>>18739389To an extent I get that but they didn't have to sanitize themselves completely and resent their old fans. Without their old fans almost nobody would even know who they are. And their old content while edgy had actually pretty intelligent humor. Their content was more parody and satire than something to take serious. Even if they wanted to tone down the edge somewhat they could've still kept the intelligent witty humor. But no, they just had to end it all.
>>18739396it sure does seem like all content creators who used to make great videos start to suck somewhere in the future. some due to them turning out to be genuinely bad people (such as boogie2988 or edp445) and others just turning lame and no longer being entertaining (such as all those guys you mentioned). this is why i try to live in the moment and don't assume the content creators i currently enjoy will always be there making the same kind of videos they currently do
>>18739430>(such as boogie2988 or edp445)oh god even reading those two names gives me ptsd
>>18739444For Boogie2988 it's especially ironic given that he was once known as "the Mister Rogers of the internet." Known as the big wholesome fat dude on YouTube who's really genuine and sweet and who has had a really tragic past and deserved better. And now he's basically just known as a literal psycho who has been manipulating his fans for more than a decade. And even his room reflects this as before his room was really colorful and full of collectibles and vidya game and now it's a dark grimy room with smashed walls from his psychotic episodes. And he constantly complains about being broke and not being able to afford his medical bills and keeps begging for money from fans but then he uses that money to buy dumb shit like arcade machines and hookers.
>>18739456wasn't he also dating a girl who was like not even half his age? like if he's 51 she was like just barely 20? and i don't know if it was said if he met her as a minor or not
>>18739456>"the Mister Rogers of the internet."I'm pretty sure no one ever called him that. It's something he made up for himself
>>18739444I know EDP as the cupcake guy but I'm not sure I wanna know more
>>18739444>>18739478
>>18739496If someone sent me this I'd literally call the FBI right away...
>>18739496Funny how this guy thinks he's the sexiest man on Earth when in reality he looks like nothing more than a chocolate Shrek
>>18739510oh wow i put some phrases like chocolate shrek or black guy shrek into google and i actually got a proper result. but anyway yeah edp looks just like this except bald
What you think, Greg?
What is up with those massive shoe soles, goddamn
>>18739720they're like high heels but all the way instead of just the back of the feet
>>18739716Funny how a guy with literally "gay" on his shirt and the lightskin stare looks a billion times more masculine than Greg
>>18739713Okay real talk I've actually seen A LOT of Black guys in real life who look just like Shrek. I don't know if it's because of the wide noses or wide mouths or what but I've definitely seen it a lot. I'm starting to think they based Shrek's design around some Black guy.
>>18739716like what do you mean, what should I think of him?
>>18739889Ok sorry for not being clear. This was an ad for the tank top. Would you wear it on your walks?
>>18739464Does it look like this mf dates girls?
>>18740224wait "this?" are we talking about the same guy? i'm talking about boogie2988. picrel
>>18740238whoops. just realized i forgot to attach the picrel. apparently i hadn't even downloaded the intended picrel yet before just now
>>18740239why tf are his cheeks so red? it looks like either blush makeup or a really bad sunburn
>>18740266It's probably just rosasea or something similar. Or maybe redness from acne.
>>18740224haha people sometimes ask (here on 4chan) if I'm wearing my gf's (or even daughter's) shorts, I can't figure out if they just want to annoy me with these questions
>>18740438You deserve to be annoyed bitch. You've been posting the same stupid shit for over a decade at this point. I'm tired of seeing you pop up all the time on places like here and /b/. The more we can annoy you the better you fucking cunt.
>>18740438>if I'm wearing my gf's (or even daughter's) shorts, *if I'm wearing my gf's (or even daughter's or heck even fucking granddaughter's or great granddaughter's) shorts,Don't try to downplay it fucking old man. It's amazing how your lower body looks like that of a woman in her 20s or 30s but then your upper body and especially your fucking face looks 100 years old.
Alex did not take me home...https://youtu.be/KqsNwMkYkJM
>>18740690looking as buttery smooth as always. i caught this video right when it's new about only 15 minutes ago. what a treat!
>>18740690Holy shit he's real! He did actually blur out in the still frame when there was a kid at 5:50. I'll still call him fake just to piss him off but he's legit. Unlike all those other guys/characters such as Cecil, MWAHnon, Vieo, Doug, Igor, etc. Smooth Legs Greg is real! He promised to blur out kids in still frames and he did! That and the camera seems more still with less motion sickness which was another complaint people had.
>>18740695well there is some up and down movement, but I can't fully eliminate that, for that I should be rolling on wheelsand yeah, though at one point I thought fuck blurring, because I only wanted to blur out his face, asked gemini how to do that in davinci, and seemed too complicated. so I ended up pixelatng the whole video
>>18740690Okay the second half of this video was fucking comedy gold assuming the subtitles were correct. 6:32 guy pretending to throw up. 6:48 "Bro...faggot...suck my dick, Alex Alex, Alex! Take him home! I'm gonna follow him!" 7:28 "What the...the 99? What the...I mean the 99? What the?" 8:16 Girl in black tank top and tiny light blue denim booty shorts still looks way more modest than you and your shorts. 8:28 "Not Hungarian!" 8:45 "Are you a chick or a guy?" 8:58 "Is that a women or a man? Man."
>>18740703fuck, now I see some typos in the subtitles, it is what it is
>>18740690I like how in these videos of his literally everyone else is wearing normal clothes. As in they're dressed like normal human beings and not like freaks. Just regular shirts, pants, shorts, jackets, skirts, dresses, etc. And then there's Smooth Legs Greg.
>>18740708yeah, whatever (that will be in a future episode)
>>18740710So the lady in the green shirt has weird furry black boots. Big deal. Still nowhere as weird as you. And the skinny girl in the white shirt and the fat girl in the tiny gray crop top that looks like a bra are dressed like sluts but look like nuns compared to you.
>>18740716I think we should get this straight, when did I say I want to be the most modest dressed person on the street? secondly, I see lots of slutty girls, I just don't record them, only when they look/comment
>>18740703He turned the subtitles off because you said something about the people insulting him.
>>18740703wait NVM. I see them
>>18740719>secondly, I see lots of slutty girls, I just don't record them, only when they look/commentAnd yet you outslut them all.
>>18740703The "not Hungarian" part is Russian and he says something like я pocтoм мaлaт - "I'm too short." My Russian isn't good enough. He possibly says cвoгoдa e я pocтoм мaлят - "Truly and I am short"
It's probably cвoгды a pocтoм мaлят - they keep getting shorter
>>18740728can't it be ukrainian? granted, I personally know russians living in budapest who don't want to be recruited and sent to ukraine, but there are much more ukrainians
>>18740734Russian and Ukrainian are the same language… it’s something about how short/ petite you are. Something roughly like “wow theyre making them shorter and shorter these days.”
>>18740735not exactly, I showed a short ukrainian text to my russian colleague, and he immediately identified it as ukrainian. they sound the same and are very similar, but not the same.and then maybe he's talking about my shorts?
>>18740736>> and then maybe he's talking about my shorts?That is almost 100% guaranteed what he said. That they keep making shorts shorter every year. I didn’t think of that and was wondering why he commented on your height.
>>18740737that would be weird since I'm 184 and then wearing platform sneakers adds an extra 3-4 cm
>>18738295I dress exactly like this but difference is I'm a just freshly turned 18 femboy with a baby face and a naturally somewhat curvy body. I've been a femboy since I was 14. I'll stop around age 25 though because that's around the age when men lose any feminine or androgynous features and I don't wanna be an old freak like you who still dresses like an 18 year old femboy. I'm gonna be a femboy till age 25 or so and then I'm gonna become a full on viking mountain man as all men above 25 should be. And my legs will be hairy and my shorts at least knee length or longer.
>>18740748Great call mate. They say dress for your body type or dress for your age or whatever. People should listen.
>>18740723I don't know how you could not see them, since they are baked into the video, they can't be turned off
>>18740710of course the fetishist is taking pictures of young girlshe's 100% gonna jack off to it
>>18740748The only good Faggot is a dead faggot but if at least you grow out of it by age 25 I don’t hate you as much as someone like smooths legs Greg, an elderly man who thinks taking it up the ass is acceptable. Greg and all the Faggots like him need to be taken and shot. I wish that Alex guy in the video did something to him.
https://voca.ro/1hVK1G7Pne5M
>>18740930Feels almost surreal to see someone actually vocally verbalize all the shit that goes on in this board.
>>18740930Damn I just love the extra emphasis at 0:30 on "REAL Cecil" for no apparent reason lol
>>18740930I can barely understand a word you say.
>>18740930youtube.com @powergnome9000 @otherlingqueen @smoothlegsgregshit you weren't kidding those are their real channels
>>18741210...how the hell were you even able to understand anything he said? Lmfao.
>>18741208>>18741223It almost sounds like one of those things where they reverse audio to have it play backwards and it sounds low-key satanic.
>>18740930As someone who regularly deals with people from foreign countries with really thick accents let me try to decipher what this guy is saying for you guys:"Ayo lemme speak for a minute. Smooth Legs Greg, Cecil, Doug, Vieo, ??????? fictional characters created by the James Discord buddies. ??????? equivalent ?????? threads for 60 hours a week and they've been doing it for 15 years my nigga. You can see undeniable proof of this if you go to you.com (he probably meant youtube.com) @powergnome9000 as well as @otherlingqueen and @smoothlegsgreg where you can see the real cecil and the real ??? and the real smoothlegsgreg where ??? tranitors stole all the pictures from ?????? was brought to you by sagas united ????? revolution"So I can understand most of it but some parts were just like wtf??? Hopefully that helps lol.
>>18741254>>18741223
>>18741254thank you for your efforts!
>>18741254>Smooth Legs Greg, Cecil, Doug, Vieo, ??????? In this part the question mark person was MWAHnon because who the fuck else would he be talking about anyway? He just said it really fast.>the real cecil and the real ??? and the real smoothlegsgregSame thing. Question mark is MWAHnon. Beyond those 2 parts though I have no clue.
ok, the nails were spot on today (and don't worry, you'll see much more of this, whether you want it or not)
>>18741493oh wow, are we surprised I'm fit and in a perfect bmi range while many of you - admittedly - are fat fucks? ok, about 1.5 of the 17 km was cycling, I forgot to turn off the workout when I got on the community bike, but still
>>18741493Okay any nail color on men besides black and perhaps VERY dark purple and VERY dark blue (it's fitting for guys who have a goth, emo, punk, alt, etc. sort of look to them. in those contexts might be weirder if they don't have dark painted nails) just looks fucking gross. It's like fucking damn did y'all never grow up with a father, grandfather, or uncle or whatever to teach you how to be masculine? My dad would beat the shit out of me growing up if I did even a fraction of the stuff you do. And at the time I hated it but looking back I don't blame him and would do the same to my kids. This is why like 90% of Gen Z and Gen Alpha or whatever identify as some form of LGBT.
>>18741655Based. While people these days like to preach about violence being wrong and shit it does actually serve a purpose in society and in making us better men. And let's not forget that Mike Tyson quote that went something like "everyone thinks they're a badass till they get punched in the face." If the internet worked like real life some of these people would never say the stupid shit they do on here.
>>18741655>>18741667i'm normally completely against violence but hey if it means less guys like smooth legs greg in the world then i'm all for it!
Damn y'all why y'all hate this nigga so much? Lmfao. What has nigga done wrong outside of being a faggot with weird fetishes? He ain't hurtin' nobody.
>>18741750He is hurting me by breaking my heart as I know my legs will never be THIS smooth, nor will my bf or gf's.
>>18741750no one actually hates him. it's just sort of become a meme on this board to act like you hate him but no one here hates him for real
>>18741750Well it's a thing that sort of writes itself because miserable people on the internet love insulting people to feel better about themselves and Smooth Legs Greg is a really easy target for that given that he's pretty much a caricature of what everyone hates about gay men AND he also has a humiliation fetish so simultaneously the miserable internet people are having fun insulting him and he is having fun masturbating to those insults.
>>18741759The meme is kinda hilarious to be honest. Also ironic how on his Reddit account people are mostly giving him compliments instead of insults and really only insulted him when he deliberately posted on r/RoastMe.
>>18741750>>18741759You just don’t understand board culture at all if you think we actually hate Greg of other namefags like Doug.
>>18738295https://vocaroo.com/11xpz1fSedrn
>>18741935oh god that shit low-key traumatized me...
>>18741947context?
>>18741961all i'm gonna say is you really don't wanna fucking know. don't even look it up. please i'm begging you. for your own sanity
>>18741961Let's just say it has something to do with a gay Asian man.
>>18741947>traumatized Can y'all special snowflake Zoomers please stop using that word every single fucking time you encounter something that makes you mildly uncomfortable? That word used to have actual meaning as in you experienced something truly tragic in real life such as your mother getting shot in the face by a criminal right in front of you or a pedophile teacher raped you in the school bathroom but now people use it to describe a video that made them mildly uncomfortable.
>>18741935that is way too young/twinkish to sound like Greghe'd sound like some old man or something
>>18742003Agreed. With that old man face that lowkey looks Photoshopped onto the rest of the body no way he'd sound that young.
>>18739496Okay this is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen
>>18738295I swear these people have no fucking life the James Discord buddies have been spamming these threads for over 60 hours a week for over 15 years. Just so they can make up some retarded fictional characters such as Smooth Legs Greg and others. It's not even funny it's just stupid. Pull this shit on Reddit or Instagram or whatever and you'll be banned.
she just walks up to me and says 'you look frigging good' (on camera). many will say she is just sarcastic, some will even say it is set-up, but I recognize sarcasm when I see one (I get it all the time from guys), and this is not one. later I nearly get caught by a downpour, walk into a mcdonalds, deliberately do not ask for table service, but wait at the counter, and boy so many stares (not on camera...). then still raining, I go down to the underground, a bunch of youngsters (moving up) identify me as gay, end up roaring 'fucking faggot'. that was intense, sadly again not on camera. it was a great day, still getting tired of this sh.t nlg
>>18744536Hey she's pretty hot. And her shorts are almost as short as yours.
>>18744545on her right leg it's longer, I dunno why, I only recognized it on the footage later
>>18744549Oh wow you're right. Well two things. First could be the shorts leg on her left leg rode up while walking while the shorts leg on her right leg didn't ride up. It happens sometimes. Or at least with that material that seems to be some sort of athletic spandex or yoga pants but shorts type of material. Or second it's some sort of weird fashion trend. I've seen pants where one of the legs is long pants but the other leg is shorts so the pants is half pants and half shorts. Perhaps this is a variation of that but with one shorts leg being longer than the other shorts leg. I actually had a really hard time finding reference pics to show it off but here's what I found. An example with a real person and an example with an anime character.
>>18744556whatever, the fabric was definitely something soft, not denim as mine
>>18744562Ah yeah that figures. Soft material definitely rides up way more than hard material.
>>18744536If she's White I'm surprised at how deep her tan is.
>>18744536>>18744545if anyone wanted a pic of just her without being forced to look at his ugly ass at the same time you're welcome
>>18744609Thank you. Now I can fap to her without having to be distracted by ugliness.
>>18744587That's not a "deep" tan you fucking fuckwad. That's the normal skin color of someone who goes out in the sun daily rather than staying locked in all day long. Just because you're as pale as a ghost doesn't mean she has a deep tan.
>>18744652>Just because you're as pale as a ghostI'm Indian but nice try faggot.
>>18744587To me she doesn't look White at all but then again it's Hungary so I assume just mostly White people and not much racial diversity like there is in America so probably a White with a tan. If she was in America though I'd most likely assume she's Hispanic or something.
>>18744621here's another one for you then
>>18744722Holy shit I think we might've found the one person who wears shorter shorts than you. Her shorts don't have any legs to them at all they're basically just full coverage bikini bottoms.
>>18744939it's hot as fuck honestly. i like to see women wear their shorts as short as possible meanwhile still covering the ass at the same time. show as much thigh as possible while still keeping some class. and she does have the legs and body for it too. unlike those huge 300 pound american women who insist wearing clothes way too small for them that would've been sexy on an average weight or skinny woman but look terrifying on them
>>18744536>>18744609>>18744722...i can get down with this. i don't wanna look at YOU but i can get down to looking at the hot women who look at you as you walk by them with your exhibionist outfit
>>18744939you sure? I think her shorts are as short as mines are, but not really shorter. mines also end just at the cheeks
>>18744992btw what's up with lots and lots of girls wearing these shorts these days? I also love checking out girls with shapely legs in the shortest of shorts (out of jealousy), and I just can't stand behind this new trend. on the flip side tho, maybe it gives me more attention
>>18744996That's mainly due to 90s and early 2000s fashion coming back to people under 30 who care about following trends which includes huge baggy clothing in general as well as huge baggy long shorts. Like most trends it more likely won't last long. When trends shift long baggy shit starts to look bad really fast meanwhile shorted more fitted shit still looks fine even if it's not the trendy thing at the moment.
>>18744996all the straight girls (and guys too) are dressing like lesbians now. not even a joke, so much of the current trends are things lesbians were wearing when Obama was president
let's cater to all of my lovely followers
>>18745017Oh yeah her shorts don't look as short as they do from the front as they do from the back >>18744722 Easy to forget that shorts usually look longer in the front and shorter in the back. Still equally as short as yours but not shortER than yours.
>>18745020agreed, btw I was also checking her out, but to my taste her lower legs are a little bit too thin, but overall, especially after all those baggy long shorts, she was refreshing to seeand here's the other girl, sorry for the weird angle, this is a still from the ready clip, I no longer have the original
Show us your winter outfits, magyar god.
>>18744609>>18744722>>18745017>>18745021keep up the hot chicks dude. i no longer hate you
>>18745541no face, they did not look at me, this is just the beginning frame of a clip, but since this looks to be beginning of a beautiful friendship...
>>18745585i'm not picky i'll take what i can get. with how you film with the camera swinging and hanging low to make sure people don't see it or just think it's turned off i imagine it's hard to get perfect shots of the girls. that girl (the one with her belly button out) actually looks like a female version of you in terms of outfit with the tiny denim shorts and crop top in similar colors you usually wear. she has much shorter socks but other than that yeah
HOLY SHIT SMOOTH LEGS GREG AND THE ANONS ARE FINALLY GETTING ALONG AND ON THE SAME PAGE FOR ONCE
how about her, she is from the not yet released 07/20 batch
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>>18745644>>18745649Looks like my sister...and I mean my sister is a good looking woman in general but I just can't be attracted to a woman that looks like her. The only thing even weirder would be a woman who looks like my mom.
>>18745644>>18745649God do I love the trend of women wearing tiny shorts and oversized long shirts that cover up the tiny shorts to make it look like she's wearing nothing but a shirt. At that point the shirt basically looks like a really really short dress. When you think about it dresses in general are just sort of like really long shirts.
>>18744556Not gonna lie I kinda dig it. It doesn't look very practical...it looks like you couldn't decide whether to wear pants or shorts and so just compromised in the weirdest way possible; and it does look kinda weird just in general...but also kinda cool. I sort of like the contrast of a leg that's almost completely bare and one that's completely covered up right next to each other. It sort of gives the vibes of a long dress with a big old slit but with pants instead and the "slit" being the leg with the shorts. The only thing I would worry is the weird tan lines you'd get if you wore this out in the sun lol. Get one leg super tan and the other leg remains super pale and it'll just look weird.
>>18744556omg i like how they just casually drew nipples poking out on bulma while she's fully clothed lmfao. especially since in japan stuff like dragon ball is actually considered anime/manga for kids. in theory something like this shouldn't be a big deal but i don't think i've ever seen it before outside of perhaps ecchi anime and/or hentai. anime usually is fine with showing the whole naked boob as long as the nipple is still covered
>>18746012Old anime was a lot more casual about female nipples showing. And it wasn't even just about sexualization nipples were just simply there. >anime usually is fine with showing the whole naked boob as long as the nipple is still coveredI believe this trend started around the early 2000s. It's kind of weird how sometimes they draw a person completely naked and yet the person just simply has no nipples at all. Not sure why it's even a problem because it's not like the nipples even have to be detailed. A lot times nipples in anime for both male and female characters are just literally two black dots.
> mfw finding this fred
>>18747839That's Smooth Legs Greg for ya. Welcome to the party. Once you go Greg you never go back.
>>18738295I would run you over with my hatchback
>>>/p/4519877/p/ seething at Greg
>>18747871The only good Faggots are dead faggots
>>18748034/p/ are correct. FAGGOTS are human garbage and need a bullet in the head.
>>18748054>>18748055Jesus Christ you've been spamming that same image of the same guy and saying the same things over and over. Like I hate Greg too but you are kinda starting to piss me off more.
>>18748034great, as long as they don't try to impersonate me, using my pics for nearly anything is totally fine, especially on a board I've never posted to
Amazon really does have everything lol.
>>18748104not as explicite as this, but I would not hesitate to wear a t-shirt pointing out some of my features (but again, not as explicitely)
This is getting wild. Heh
I designed you a shirt after viewing some graphic t shirts lol.
>>18748128NO FUCKING WAY GET OUT OF HERE THAT IS FUCKING PERFECT FOR HIM! THAT IS THE BEST THING EVER!
Attempt 2.
>>18748378oh my *blushes*
>>18748063GOD told me to convince others to hate Faggots because Deuteronomy 22:5 said homosex and transsexuals are against God. GREG IS SINNING AGAINST GOD! The faggots are the JUDEO BOLSHEVIK NAZIS of their own time and place- they want to kill and trans sexualize us
I am STRONGLY OPPOSED to the Neo Fascist agenda and FAGGOTS are rebranded Fascists for nowadays. They want a new empire of HIMOSEXUAL filth built on the bodies of dead
>>18748628>>18748632If you're being serious then get help.If you're joking then...you're not funny in the slightest...still get help.
>>18748034Cinefag is seething at greg/p/ is seething at cinefag because he’s a bestiality fetishist
