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Imagine being average wageslave, working your 9 to 5 so your boss gets richer, and after hours of work you go and WASTE your hard earned money to move weights around so you can impress OTHER people (aka brainwashed sheeps) who you don't even know personally.
>im doing it to be healthy
Healthiest thing you can do is just walk and stretch. Add some bodyweight excercises if u need muscular strength.
>i wanna lose fat
Just put away the fork u fatso.
>i wanna be big tough muscular veiny like all real men (because modern media convinced me that real men have all that extra weight of useless meat on their bones)
Lmao.
>I wanna get girls
lmao^2
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>>76551863
Ywnbaw
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>>76551863
>Add some bodyweight excercises if u need muscular strength.
>He thinks that bodyweight exercises are a good strength substitute for lifting weights
BAHAHAHAHAHA

>>i wanna be big tough muscular veiny like all real men (because modern media convinced me that real men have all that extra weight of useless meat on their bones)
>Lmao.
>>I wanna get girls
>lmao^2
Demotivational tranny shill thread by some fat faggot who doesn't want you to better yourself or low effort shit post by an actual retard looking for attention.

OP, I mean this from the bottom of my heart. Kill yourself
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>>76551863
>less than 25 bucks a month
>acting as if this is a large lump of cash
Ok distopitard
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>>76551937
>$25/mo
you lift at purple pussy fitness?
if you lifted you'd know it's not just the membership. but the $60 bag of whey protein every 2 weeks. the BCAA. the preworkout. fishoil and multivitamin. the gym clothes and shoes. the insulated water bottle. the clamps. the headphones. and then all the high protein food too.
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>>76551863
>gym is a waste of money
You are poor lmao
>just stretch
Weightlifting is stretching
>muh calisthenics
I’m not anti-calisthenics but weightlifting is objectively much better outside of maybe convenience and I live five minutes from my gym so lmao. You will never take my gains from me gains goblin.
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>>76551965
>moving the goalpost
Ok distopitard
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>>76551863
lmao what happened? Did some gym bro wage slave fuck your mom and leave?
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>>76551863
1. Projection & Defensiveness

The poster repeatedly mocks lifters as “wageslaves,” “sheep,” and “fatsos,” but the tone suggests frustration with his own relationship to work, health, or fitness.

The scorn for “lifting to impress others” might reflect insecurity—he may secretly want those same traits but feels unable to achieve them, so he reframes them as meaningless.


2. Anti-conformist Posturing

He frames lifting as "being brainwashed by media," positioning himself as someone who has “seen through the illusion.”

This is a common coping mechanism for people who feel alienated: rather than admit envy, they redefine the behavior as foolish herd mentality.


3. Minimalist Justification

His argument that “walking and stretching” is the real path to health is partly correct but reductive. It reveals a tendency toward rationalization—he chooses a lower-effort standard so he can feel superior for meeting it.


4. Disdain for Masculine Competition

His mocking of “muscular veiny men” betrays resentment toward traditional male status symbols. This is often a case of sour grapes: dismissing what one cannot attain as “useless.”


5. Nihilistic Humor

The “lmao” and “lmao^2” dismissals are a way of shutting down discussion while keeping an appearance of detachment. It’s a defense mechanism that prevents vulnerability.


Overall psychological profile:
This poster likely feels powerless in some domains (work, dating, fitness) and responds by reframing strength and discipline as meaningless illusions. His identity hinges on not being “duped” like everyone else, which gives him a sense of superiority despite his frustration. It’s a mix of cynicism, envy, and self-preservation—typical of someone trying to resolve cognitive dissonance between wanting something (fitness, status, attraction) and failing or refusing to pursue it.
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>>76551996
OP utterly deconstructed and eternally BTFO
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>>76551863
I could have sex with you against your will and you would be able to do nothing to stop me. Cope. Seethe even.
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>>76551965
>DYEL spotted
You don't need all that stuff to make decent gains. Also, wtf are you doing to go through a $60 bag of whey in 2 weeks? That shit will last me months and I barely spend over $45 when I buy it.
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>>76551996
AI really schooled this faggot.
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>>76551863
You're the type that never get ahead in anything
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>>76551863
>he larps as a monk while posting on a mongolian basket weaving forum
face it nigger you are scum
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If you don't do rings with calisthenics, bodyweight exercises become a meme after awhile.
What, you're gonna spam push ups till the heat death of the universe?
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>>76552687
calling me dyel when you dont even take whey. you're a joke.
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>>76552714
>heat death of the universe
Heat death is impossible if its conceptualized as infinite
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>>76551863
All demoralizers are a blight on the gene pool. I hope you faggots never reproduce.
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>>76551863
These threads are hilarious and they seem to really upset some faggots here kek
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>>76553579
You are retarded. Never said I don't take whey
I just don't run through it in two weeks because most of my protein intake comes from whole foods like meat. Have fun buying your $60 bag of whey every 2 weeks. I doubt you actually lift though.
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>76553587
>nuh uh!
gr8 b8 m8
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>>76551863
There's no bigger cope than calling everything a cope
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I'm 6'5 and don't need to lift weights to attract girls. I lift specifically so I can get a nice pump then jerk off to my own reflection in the mirror. Idk lifting is kind of gay. Like some dude (for example me) is having sex while some gymcel is lifting weights up and down in hopes of getting sex ...... Lol.
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I don't care, I don't want to look like a skinny fat middle aged man like 90% of the population.
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>>76551863
>gym is a cope
>posts a character who's entire character arc is self improvment
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>>76554475
is this the part where I post a pic of Bateman and call you based?
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>>76551996
kek
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>>76551863
>Just put away the fork u fatso.
the problem with this take is that vast majority of people that take this stance is when they get older, this willpower they allegedly claimed delineated fat people from them doesn't seem to amount to shit when they themselves get fat. as if they never actually had willpower and were simply trying to take credit for doing nothing
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>>76551863
You're just weak.
>Put.In.The.Work
>>76551965
Consoooooome
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>>76551863
eyyyyy.... Henry's come to see us!



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