Which Warhammer character do you pretend to be when you lift?
Gears of War 3 Fenix Piana
>>76562443It varies. I often like to think of myself as an imperial fists/templar, but lately it's been pre heresy Lucius of the emperors children.Remember bros, suffer not the witch nor the heretic nor the alien nor the mutant.
Alex Jones
>>76562522Is Space Marine 1 worth playing before 2?
The one that did nothing wrong.
VALOR. VIRTUE. HONOR.>>76562530SM1 is fun if you don't Vengeance Launcher spam your way through it. The Ork Warboss was memorable and the Leandros meme is funny. Cool multiplayer as well but probably dead now.
>>76562443None. Whorehammer 40k In Debt is retarded.
sanguinius obviously
>>76562443dildo baggins
Mortarion. In the flight of the Eisenstein novel he was described as beeing decievingly leaner than his brothers to the point of almost looking weak but tall with limbs like steel ropes.
>>76563532>primarch of weak-willed DYEL fat pussy legionMakes sense
>>76562443I'm elfmaxxing at the moment, so any (dark) eldar counts. And yes, that includes Lelith.
>>76563117Fuck Erebus
>>76562443Swarmlord for arm day, norn assimilator for leg day.
>>76562522>genetically modified to be the best human beings to ever exist >receding hairline why did the emperor mean by this ? especially given he has long and full set of hair
While I'm haunted by visions of my mother finding my dangling body in the garage
Salamander initiate
>>76563117>hey Horus what if the emporer was lying to you>I dunno man I don't think he would do that>no really bro what if he was? what if you rebelled against him?>oh wow I never thought of that okay sure I love chaos now great writing
Myself
>>76562443WHHOOOOOORRRREEEEESWHY DID YOU BETRAY US
>>76566980The Emperor must mog in every regard.
>>76567730I feel it the black rage within me
>>76567833Nigga man save me
>>76567730I get this reference
>>76567730Based andTHE WHORE'S HERESYpilled.
>>76562443>Even in death, I still lift.
>>76562443What even is Warhammer. Sounds gay
>>76562443Call a call to Cawl. Lawl.https://youtu.be/Uwuf4WOV8_E?si=bYLXr_1ulS_TcMsO
Sometimes I imagine myself as a oiled up Custodes working out
I love the assassins
>>76562443Conan the barbarian
There's only one race green enough to mog the galaxy.
I imagine myself as Heracles performing his 12 labours if I do a set with 12 reps
I like to think I'm an Emperor's Champion. If I do cardio, I'm charging at the enemy, if I lift I feel like I'm opening some bunker door before destroying whatever is hiding inside.
>>76563532In Scars it states that Jaghatai is taller and slighter than Mortarion.
>>76568033u are gae
>>76566980They are made to be specifically warriors, not perfect humans in general - hair does not infuence battle performance
>>76564659Would the emperor hate me if I raped (or had passionate sex depending on the individual) sexy xenos like the one in your pic. Even if I did it in his name?
>>76569697It influences morale though
>>76562443the Zyzz Emporer of course
