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Why shouldn't I listen to him?
His advice seems great.
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fat ugly jew
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>>76568725
his advice
>just take ozempic if you're obese
>don't avoid seed oils or covid vaxx
>there's no natural way to get rid of "stubborn fat"
>talking to AI is good
>nothing wrong with eating a lot of simple carbs if it fits your macros
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>>76568812
And you can’t prove him wrong
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>>76568725
Don't fall for it. His only good muscle group is his erectors and traps because he brings them into every single exercise to the detriment of all other muscle groups. He has smaller muscles in many places than guys who claim to be natty like Jeff Nipple. In spite of taking gear, he's not much better than most natties. Moreover he doesn't know how to train. If he did, he would have a much larger physique given how much anabolics he taken. On top of that, this retard thinks that back work is enough for the long head of the triceps and has a smaller long head than people who actually choose exercises to emphasize. He does his shitty light weight stretch faggotry and loses the squeeze part of the motion required to push the connective tissue in and hence give the muscles more definition. And you can see it because he has little definition on stage in spite of having cut down. He only has any gainz at all because he's taking large amounts of anabolics.
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>>76568896
Post body
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>>76568812
>>just take ozempic if you're obese
correct
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i really really really really............. really, fucking hate this ugly manlet jew goblino on roids
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>>76568812
So do you have a disagreement to share or just butthurt?
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I just don't like how he looks or sounds so I don't listen to him
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He’s a manlet roiding, insecure jew with an humiliation fetish and body dismorphia.
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>>76568787
This. They hate us and want us exterminated
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>>76569452
>he's actually jewish
kek
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>>76569452
>hes actually jewish
>has dollar sign tattoo

cant make this shit up
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>>76568725

Reasons to not listen to him:
1. He's a Jew. No advice they give can be accepted on face value. If they tell you the sky is blue, look up to double check.

2.) He's a seething transhumanist manlet. He knows he was born with cursed genetics and tries to make up for it by being academic, and is now slowly spiraling into madness because all his money and super cool science can't make his genetics less cursed. He takes roids solely so that he can look better than average, refuses to follow even normie nutritional advice because he wants to keep eating garbage, and then gets blood eagle surgery because he thinks it will make him look better. And he wants to keep doing that because "better living through science."

3. Seriously, he's a transhumanist. Nothing they say about the human body can be taken as beneficent because they fundamentally hate humanity. They're not trying to take you to your genetic limit, they're trying to replace you with AI. Hence why Mike cries tears of joy when he talks to ChatGPT.
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>>76568812
he shit's on low carb for weight loss, yet admits that he himself felt less hungry when eating keto - reduced hunger being the main way in which ozempic causes weightloss.
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Any proof he's got a humiliation fetish? He seems the type
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>>76570903
His channel
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>>76569492
>>76570626
>last name israel
how did you not figure this out before
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>>76570903
he married an asian massage parlor wife hes into weird shit no doubt
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>>76568725
A) he is clearly mentally ill as evidenced by his recent plastic surgery, I dont take advice from insane people
B) he looks like absolute dogshit, why would I take his advice on how to get a good looking body?
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>>76568812
You forgot
>Is absolutely convinced his hormones would return to baseline if he came off PED's, even though he has not once come off since starting them

He's legitimately insane.
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>>76570849
>Seriously, he's a transhumanist. Nothing they say about the human body can be taken as beneficent because they fundamentally hate humanity.

This is the cause of my fundamental dislike of Israetel.

It doesn't take long see realise he hates himself, and projects that onto humanity itself.
He's the kind to advocate for the complete usurpation of human ingenuity with that of the machine.
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>>76568945
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>>76568787
+ manlet, but otherwise FPBP
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>>76568725
Personally I wouldn't take advice from someone I wouldn't want to look like.
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>>76571704
>decline curls
>do them anyway
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>>76568725
This is the guy that said it's fine to turn chest exercise into an exercise that gets limited by your biceps to build your chest.
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>>76568725
his advice is good til like 2023, any video after that is a hard ignore unless jared feather is also cosigning it
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>>76568725
He actually does have good advice but also a cocaine addiction
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>>76568725
From experience, his programs and advice aren’t meant for natties. Everything he does is designed for people on gear. That’s fine but he isn’t open about that, he shills his shit like he is just a science based dude like Jeff nippard. If Mike was open about what gear he is using to get those results, we would probably be talking about how pathetic it is that he takes all that and is still that small. I would have a lot more respect for him if he were open about the drugs creating his results and didn’t market his shit to a bunch of science nerds trying to get big. The videos he has made that touch on the drugs are like “take orals at first lol” even though shooting some test would be less harmful or “drugs make me crazy lol, these drugs I take make me stupider buy my apps.”
At the end of the day, he screams a lot in his workouts and make some funny faces but I don’t even feel like he is ever trying in the videos or practicing what he preaches. You never see him go to failure or anywhere close. It’s just videos shilling his apps and verses grips with no actual substance
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>>76573416
Talking about specific drugs and doses is useless though, different people react to different steroids at different doses differently, it's entirely a per-person basis thing. Also I think it's a good thing that enhanced influencers that do not claim natty do not disclose their stack, you would have 16 year olds running 5 grams of anabolics, GH and Insulin because they would think they will look like Cbum if they do.
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>>76568812
>don't avoid seed oils or covid vaxx
so you're upset that he doesn't follow your meme broscience opinions?
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