what is a reliable way to puke so i can eat all the shit i want without getting fat?and does it makes sense to drink something like baking soda before to not get your throat burned and teeth fucked by the stomach acid?
got the idea because of this scene here btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3CqneMTUaM
>>76568888>fatties will do literally anything other than eat a balanced dietalso nice quads
>>76568900thanksyea im not a fattie thobut was wondering if this could actually be a viable way
>>76568888>what is a reliable way to puke so i can eat all the shit i want without getting fat?yeah nodon't do ityou're not just puking out your food, but stomach acid and plenty of your bodies own nutrientswhich you won't be able to compensate fast enoughbasically>dehydration + electrolyte deficiency>injury to esophagus>tooth decayand no, baking soda won't help (much)repeated vomiting is a really easy way to end up in a hospital
>>76568944what if i use an antacid like magnesium hydroxidethe medical field uses that to completly neutralize the stomach acid>dehydration + electrolyte deficiencyjust eating normal and drinking will fix that tho rightand what other "of your bodies own nutrients" are you talking about
>>76568944>you're not just puking out your food, but stomach acid and plenty of your bodies own nutrients which you won't be able to compensate fast enoughshut the fuck up pseud
>>76568978>magnesium hydroxideand that surely has absolutely no side effects for long term use...also it's a potent laxatives>just eating normal and drinking will fix that tho rightno it won'tyou need to compensate for emesis losses additionally to maintenance of ~30-35ml/kg/dayand you'll definitely need potassium chloride to correct the hypokalemia and hypochloremic metabolic alkalosisin a medical setting you'd closely watch serum electrolytesand just to be clearthere's a big difference between vomiting once a monthor doing so every dayi'm assuming the latter variant
that's such a waste of food.
>>76569127>reeeee noooo you can't stop OP from doing something stupid
>>76568888You are literally asking for a "reliable" eating disorder. It's called bulimia. Stop being a faggot and eat normally. Wanna eat shit? Fine. Be fat. Accept reality.
>>76568888>how do I reliably inflict bulimia upon myselfUnironically go to reddit and ask them.
>>76569179>bulimiaand bulimia is only half as bad as what OP wants to doas not all patients vomit (a lot)most just refuse to eatand the ones that do vomit get the really fucked up symptoms and permanent damages
>>76568888>what is a reliable way to puke so i can eat all the shit i want without getting fat?Get pregnant
>>76568888If you want a cheat day just lift everything all day and do sprints and a ton of heavy sets, no matter what i eat i get hungry as shit in less than an hour. Pre lifting so youre at a hard deficit is an easy way to get protein synthesis going once at a surplus. Also keeping it to a shitload of meat and lower glycemic index foods like beer and pasta over chocolate soda and ice cream(unless pwo), less fats during high insulin. Systemic fatigue inducing lifting is easily the best way to get back to maintenance, i usually like to keep heavy lifting to a few days of heavy eating even on a cut and i can "gain weight" and get leaner, shits pretty sick. I got my arms a solid .5in bigger and i can see my serratus abs now.
>>76568888I'd date a fatty any day over someone who self induces vomiting. Genuinely disgusting and disturbing.>>76568895This provoked a fear response from me. Bulimia bros please get better
>>76568888>does it makes sense to drink something like baking soda before to not get your throat burned and teeth fucked by the stomach acid?If you're going to do it, that would definitely increase the pH for a while.
>>76568888Why not just walk every day instead, retard
>>76569143i already eat 80/20 salt ratio80 potassium 20 sodium>i'm assuming the latter variant you assumed wrong>>76569145fast food garbage isnt food in the first placei see that stuff as a drug>>76569179i do eat normally am very lean and active for years now> accept realityi do thats why i want a way that doesnt make me fat while eating shit you faggot>>76569202good idea>>76569217>and bulimia is only half as bad as what OP wants to dostfu faggot what i am looking for is bullemia plus, all the benfits of bullemia and no damage>>76569251im a man but maybe i can cut my dick off and insert a turkey into the hole>>76569289i just want to not absorb any of the shit but good idea>>76570291nobody cares you nasty piece of shit>>76570295yea especially with magnesium hydroxide>>76570310i am walking as we are typing here you retard100% im leaner than you aswell
>>76570380If it's much of a concern, why not just eat right and not develop an eating disorder? You're gonna be hungry again after you puke anyway so what the fuck?
>>76570451i do eat right, am very active and lean because i want to eat shit and not absorb any of that, why is it so hard to understand you fat bitch?
>>76570457>i want to eat shit and not absorb any of thatUnfortunately for you that's not how the human body works. You're getting only partial "upsides" that you want at most, and the downsides can't be mitigated to a reasonable degree.
>>76570468i will print out your post and then puke on it later once i ate the biggest pizza i can buy
>>76568888Wasted quads. Nigger, why do you want to waste money on shit you wont digest? Do drugs like any normal person instead
>>76570478>has literally DOUBLE 88, gets called niggeryou my good sir are the nigger here
>>76570380>you assumed wrongso you want to vomit like once a week or monththen what's the point?>what i am looking for is bullemia plus, all the benfits of bullemia and no damagewhich kinda contradicts this as wellbecause for actual bulimia, you'd avoid food at any occasionnot just for your bi weekly puking session that's a lot of planning for stuffing your face
if you are willing to do something this unhealthy to lose weight why wouldn't you just live in high protein? it's just as effective, you'll retain muscle and you can basically eat all you want because you won't get hungry when your body adapts
>>76570591>once a week or month>then what's the point?because im not a nasty fatty that wants to puke all the time, are you retarded or something?i eat clean>>76570603i never said i want to lose weight im lean and healthy
>>76570621>because im not a nasty fatty that wants to puke all the time, are you retarded or something?you're really dense anonwhat's the point in planning so muchand risking health implicationsonly to lose like what, 2000kcal? once a month??cheat days / meals exist... because they don't do much (IF you avoid specific foods likes super sugary drinks, though puking wouldn't help with them either)a healthy, lean body isn't able to process that much calories at onceso you shit out most of the surplus calories anywayif you're still worried, just supplement fiber with your mealsagain, helps your body self regulate so you just normally shit out the surplus
>>76570716you sound like a womando you think i will read all that gay shit bro?stop responding, get a life
>>76570718>muh can't read>t. accidentally puked left temporal & frontal lobe out
>>76570723get more angry loser
>>76570734ok
>>76570738its so funny that you literally cant stop responding but just will do this "ok" shit from now onits always the same behavior pattern with losers like you
>>76570741>its so funny that I literally cant stop responding>its always the same behavior pattern with losers like meftfy
>>76570748thanks for that keyboard warrior
>>76570753>keyboard warriorfinger fitness is important
>>76570760the funniest thing about my troll thread is how invested people become lmaoto everyone who actually responded: my god you are actually so retarded
>>76570761>how invested people becomeb-but a-anon aren't you invested even more?
>>76568888You claim to not be fat so why would you change what you're currently doing? What food are you denying yourself?
>>76570767the only thing i invest in is my jelq maxxingwrapping zip ties around my dick and then jelqing till a bood vessel pops>>76570771why would i tell you that faggot?
>>76570784Because you are asking for advice on how to manage your eating disorder without giving further details
>>76570788you should probably read this >>76570761
>>76568888Checked. Just don’t swallow stuff. I chew stuff up and when I’m ready to swallow it I spit it out. Saves puking and damaging myself.
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>>76570805kek have fun with your eating disorder>>76570831exactly that, you got it you low energy loseryou should get a live instead of replying seriously to someone on the internet
>>76570457>because i want to eat shitOn top of puke breath he wants shit breath too
>>76570995im a woman you retard
>>76570380You know that losing weight fast is just water weight? Carb and salt depletion makes you look skinnier till you eat and drink more, youre literally making slower progress than regulating your metabolism.
>>76571095yea your mom is fat so what
>>76571136Only a little bit but she does need to lose weight asap
>>76571192chain her in the basement and give her only boiled potatoes every 3 days
