Sick of this place. Help me kill time please. I refuse to use my time in captivity to further contribute to society.
post racebait on /fit/start a keto vs vegan threadtalk about finasteride
Warped mirrors. Sure to help the mentally unwell.
>>76572847Im not even mentally unwell and theyre very gay lol. what's the actual purpose for them?>>76572844All of these sound boring.Anyone have some deranged calisthetics routines or something alongisde that maybe? I's crazy fucking boring. I'm not even in here any reason inparticular so i'm getting thte most joy out of watching the free people walk in the nice cozy sun outside, living vicariously through them. they must have so many friends and family that love them.... wholesome
>>76572892Start an actual race warEat a keto or veganfagShave your head
>>76572840do charles bronson's prison fitness routines also go hit on the (female) nurses
>>76572840Do 500 navy seals
>>76572892its just cheap polished sheet metal. We had those in the army
>>76572840considering you have access to the internet I would look up what >>76572932 post about, it's his book, Solitary Fitness, helped me out when I was living in a fucking shed for a few months, psych ward rooms are deffo more spacious, you'll have an easy time, not sure about nutrition though.
dude one time I saw you can work your arms by like making a chain with your fingers like a yin and yang and it's like a static hold for your chest.yea pushups are better tho. but the yun yang thing might help you get outta there bro. namaste.
>>76572905>>76572932i wish desu>>76572984>>76573043>>76573055i only hope to be in here for two or three more days
>>76572840SANITARIUMLEAVE ME BE
>>76573160
>>76572840turn off your lights. stop eating and only drink water. get rid of all technology. no sound. and then just sit there with your thoughts. if you can make it through the first few days you will get a whole new outlook on life. i read that grimes did it to make visions so i tried it, first 48 hours i thought it was bs then i woke up on day 3 and i was sitting by a lake. crazy stuff but it will make you stronger
>>76573261won't this get me in here longer? I'm trying to get out on good behaviour, schizo shit like this is the complete opposite
>>76573304how did you end up there in the first place? and why do you have your phone?
>>76573310when i bring up a topic my parents (30y/o btw) don't like they say "GET SOME HELP"so i called the line to appease my dad and it ended up with me in the back of a cop car getting forceful injections for whatever reason. there was no resistance etc. canada is a shithole
>>76573599Man that’s so funny. I had a similar mental breakdown to my parents a few weeks back (33 years old btw). Their response was to “get some help”, “snap out of it”, “stop acting like this” verbatim
>>76573623>>76573599>30+ year old male>lives with parents >mental breakdownsYou guys belong in psych wards
>>76573716I have the top two, am I okay? I just love my family very much and I pay the bills
>>76573720I think you’re fine. Mental breakdowns in grown ass adult males are inexcusable
>>76572847Can't have the glass and the crazies like OP punch the shit out of the metal ones
>>76572847lmao
>>76573716Literally me kek
>>76573716>>76573724Alpha Chad
>>76572840Since when do they let you have your phone? They took mine.
>>76573796i suppose you could hide it maybe
>>76573261i did that for 2 weeks and nothing happened. i honestly lost track of how long i was in there it was 2 weeks to a month though
>>76572840Clap pushups and fill water bottles to use the bedsheet or whatever. Are you in there for using steroids?
>>76573815And feet on the wall/ledge shoulders, uh you can get delts with the water bag mostly if you lean on shit with your hand. Probably some pistol squats hand on the wall/jumping. You definitely look like youre coming off roids.
>>76573623I never had a breakdown though. I ironically called the linebecause they said get help, so i said "im getting help them lelly">>76573716>don't live with parents>you cant read>no mental breakdown>>76573796i didnt't have a breakdown, it was a "le analysis"
>>76573864>30 year old male calling psych line to analyze his feelios cuz his daddy told him so
>>76573864well know maybe you learned we are always right, why? cause we went through the same shit fuck yourself nigger
>>76573599>>76573623What was that topic? Sounds like an interesting story.
Free you till it' backward's. Fuck them. Ask for cold tray's when you guy's eat ask the lady serving food. The food there is horrible (unless you are black)Do everything they say no matter what and you will get out. Refuse the blood test though because they don't need them and refusing them won't make you stay longer. Also blood testing is expensive and add's up on your bill.
>>76573160EhI'm old, thanks for reminding me this.
>>76572840try to get the wall sit wr
>>76573599>so i called the line to appease my dad and it ended up with me in the back of a cop car getting forceful injections for whatever reason. there was no resistance etc. canada is a shitholeThere's way more to this then you're letting on lol. What do you keep saying to your parents? What did you tell the people on the line? You had to be saying some /pol/ shit.
>>76572892Those do sound boring. Am I crazy too?
>>76572840go smoke a cig you faggot
psych wards suck, my room didnt have any water or anything metal. tiny box with a bed, no sheets, and a slit window by the ceiling. all white, and I was locked in there for a week. I was allowed one book at a time. had to be accompanied to the bathroom and shower by an orderly, but also had a bucket I could piss in if I promised to not hurl the piss at the orderlies.orderlies were all cute and friendly females, and even though I was marked as violent, I'm kind and soft spoken and was mistakenly placed in the nonviolent ward. desu the shrink was also really nice, and the experience was a positive one, and whenever im in a bad place I think back to the meditation I did that week and progress I made. this was 30 years ago, and I had my record expunged.that having been said, never voluntarily go for treatment, you dont want it on your record. even for international travel and work, psych black marks are big nonos. I was lucky to have been a minor, and I didnt kill the other persons.smile, work out, eat healthy, help others, be at one with nature, and do vices like drinking in moderation only. life can suck ass but we only get one shot that we know of for sure, so make the most of it.
>>76576235I didn't expect you here
>>76579106white priveledge
>>76573808They didn't even let me keep my clothes. I had to walk around in a patient gown after they sprayed me down.
>>76572840>Psych WardRecite psalm 23 over and over again to keep the voices away.
>>76573043Interesting book desu, a lot of his training iirc was static holds for time combined with a shit ton of push ups and a diet of largely oatmeal>>76573055Idk how true it is but there's a similar story of Alexander Zass who in WW1 escaped prison by daily isometric training by trying to bend the bars until he was strong enough to do it, he'd apparently go on to do circus shows bending iron bars or breaking chains
