>>76575086
When was the last time you ran or jogged?

>>76575086
You'll almost certainly get cancer or a heart problem

>>76575091
yesterday

>>76575086
You and me both buddy. I guess we are just gonna have to accept we are going to drop dead any second now

divine light severed beyond repair, but the effect on life expectancy is negligible
i.e. you have like one in a million chance to drop dead randomly when the cellular killswitch goes off uncommanded

>>76575086
According to my calculations, you will die in approximately two weeks (plus or minus five decades or so).

>>76575086
Don’t get anymore plx

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>>76575086
Stop worrying about retarded online conspiracy theories. I'm vaxxed and hiked up Ben Nevis the other day which is more than any of you fat anti-vaxxers could manage.
>>76575093
You're gonna get one of those two regardless, dipshit

>>76575086
you're nanochipped

>>76575147
now that i told you, you'ire going to start seeing coincidences, and your life is about to be destroyed
enjoy!!

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>>76575086
detox

>jew captcha
yeah you are done bud

>>76575145
Yeah I know, idiot

>>76575145
>I'm vaxxed and hiked up Ben Nevis the other day which is more than any of you fat anti-vaxxers could manage.
Maybe you think you're ok for now, but we have NO IDEA what the long term effects are. Did you know that the clinical trials were sealed by a federal judge for 75 fucking years? Why does something "safe and effective" need to have its clinical trials sealed until everyone who took it is probably gonna be dead anyway?
>You're gonna get one of those two regardless
Plausible deniability. If I ever get one of those decades from now, I guess I'll never be able to say for sure if it was the vaccine that caused it will I. But deep down we both know that it will be the reason. It's an easier cope to say that you just randomly got cancer or a heart disease, than it is to admit you got fucking duped or coerced into letting big pharma give it to you. I understand why you'd want to cope like that, because the reality of it being my own cowardly fault is nearly too much to handle sometimes. It's enough to make me want to end it all on some days.

>>76575145
Ge lucky you were in the control group. Many weren't.

>>76575086
F

>vaxxies are all gonna drop dead any day now
Yes, sir, any day now...

>>76575177
You know the “antivaxxers” on /pol/ were just trolling right?

>>76575159
Then use sarcasm, retard

2 more weeks and it's all over

>>76575214
I know personally 4 who did die. Even the mainstream news has been forced to start changing their tune on it grudgingly and gradually. At least try to keep up with everyone else while you cope for the authorarianism you supported, insect.

>>76575237
I did, moron

>>76575177
> Did you know that the clinical trials were sealed by a federal judge for 75 fucking years?
Do you retards every bother to actually look anything up yourself?
The FDA said they'd release the data at 500 pages/month which would have taken 75 years, then a judge said no and ordered it to be 55,000 pages a month. The FDA takes time to redact things like patient names and confidential business data, and they had a staffing team of 10 people to do it. The judge made them assign more staff and do it faster.
So your first point is completely incorrect and typical of a /pol/tard that makes shit up to live in fear of.

> Plausible deniability. If I ever get one of those decades from now, I guess I'll never be able to say for sure if it was the vaccine that caused it will I.

That logic cuts both ways. If you ever get heart disease or cancer decades from now, you’ll also never be able to say for sure it wasn’t COVID itself that contributed, since the virus is known to raise risks for both. It could be fucking anything that raises the risk. It could be because of where you live or the type of meat you buy at the store.

>>76575244
How fat and or brown were they though?

>>76575251
No you didn't, sugartits

>>76575244
It's funny how during the pandemic chodes like you were crying about inflated COVID-related death numbers, and once the vaxx came out, you just do it yourselves about vax-related death numbers.

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>mfw still not vaxxed
I completely forgot corona even happened

>>76575086
not even in 2020 you took it in 2021? that's like my dumbass brother who took it a week before the lockdown ended

>>76575177
being a BASED 4channer is a big part of your identity which is why you decided to become an anti-vaxxer after covid began

>>76575423
I was coerced. I didn't want to take it

>>76575443
That's not true.

>>76575086
the serious answer is that it the 'vaccine' wasn't consistent enough for anyone to even answer this question. The mRNA programmed random cells in your body to produce random amounts of spike protein. If these were all safe cells, and quickly eliminated after producing small amounts of spike, then you had the early symptoms of the mRNA and got over them and are fine now. Likewise if the original promise of isolating the effect to some upper arm muscle tissue hadn't been a lie then the vaccine would only be ineffective (because it targets the an extremely mutable part of the virus) and only weaken your immune system against future covid variants (because it excessively focuses your immune system against a long-dead strain), but you wouldn't still have the heart attack risk. Assuming that the freaks still hyping this disease aren't wrong about covid itself causing lots of heart damage. If they're right about that, you're still worse off from the vaccine because of your increased vulnerability to endemic covid, and should take extra precautions: go outside more and enjoy the sun, avoid stagnant air in the winter, and take vitamins to support your immune system.
If your randomly mRNA'd cells included more serious cells like heart tissue, or if your immune system is still attacking your tissues, then you should already know how bad you're having it. If you had mRNA'd cells producing spike protein for months and months then that probably sucked for you but it should be over now.
If you want to be happy about this, mRNA's a cool technology and maybe some evolution of it will do a lot of good one day. This mass (completely unnecessary and very poorly controlled) medical trial could've gone better, but your sacrifice still marginally contributed to a bright future.

Also you could've gotten saline, or your batch could've gotten too hot and already been dead by the time it was injected. If you're not dying you should know.

+at least there's no zombie apocalypse!

>>76575513
Thanks for the detailed answer. It made me sick for a couple days, so I definitely didn't get saline.

>>76575086
>I took the pfizer covid vaccine in 2021. How fucked am I?
nothing ever happens anon

the only shitty vaccine were the astrazeneca and the chinese ones
unless you're a thirdie, it's very unlikely anyone here got either

>possible Myocarditis with heavy exercise
was the only serious side effect for young people
and only for like 4 weeks after you took it

you're of course free to believe any kind of 4chan / X schizo rambling
and live the rest of your (normally long) life in panic and fear
... or you could move on, like 99% of the worlds population and accept that nothing ever happens

>>76575177
>heckin muh BUT IN AMERICA
EU got you anon
it's all public retard
https://www.clinicaltrialsregister.eu/ctr-search/search?query=2020-002641-42

>>76575824
>It made me sick for a couple days
which every other vaccine might do as well (some more, like rabies or Hep A, some less like tetanus)
that's literally how it should work, your immune systems "trains"

>>76575086

Not everyone dies from those shots, accidents still happen.

>>76575888
this is like saying "pain is gain" or "wow, you're really feeling the burn now!" to a guy who just broke his leg. You're putting different shapes in the square hole.
>>76575880
t. has already completely forgotten about J&J

>>76575880
>live the rest of your (normally long) life
You can't say it will be normally long. No one knows what the long term effects are. The fact that some people died from it immediately should raise concerns about potential long term adverse effects, especially considering that it fucks with your DNA.

>>76575272
>Do you retards every bother to actually look anything up yourself?
well, if they did, most boards would be pretty dead...

also pretty difficult to be enraged 24/7 if you find out the things you're raging about are nothingburgers

I'm less concerned about your body killing you after taking the VAX than your brain. You showed a supreme lack of intellect, spine and ability to think for yourself under any pressure at all so much so that you've shown your price to Satan. All it takes is a little threat to your wallet and you'll bend over and take it. Before the end of our lives this financial system is going to be uprooted and much more than your job will be at stake. Would you allow yourself to be left homeless in the woods to stand up for yourself? Probably not, but that is what these tyrants are trying for...a system so locked down that you can't do any buying or selling without their permission. Will they actually get that far? Your weak hands say yes. You proved you are their slave.

So you're asking the wrong question. The VAX probably won't kill you, but your "benevolent" masters...

>>76575145
cope vaxxtard

>>76575896
>hurr durr I don't know how resistance training works
vaccines are resistance training for your immune systems
just like muscles get build with micro-tears

>>76575086
bery fucked

>>76575930
yes, vaccines are that. mRNA is not that. You are not injecting small amounts of a toxin so your body can recognize it in the future. You are injecting small amounts of programming that changes random cells all over your body to produce random amounts of the toxin, so you get not just the future recognition of that specific thing, but also immune reactions to random cells all over your body. The uncontrolled amount of spike protein and uncontrolled scope of the programming is why mRNA shots were notably much worse than every vaccine you've ever had in your life.

Use nattokinase to stop spike protein replication

https://petermcculloughmd.substack.com/p/dissolution-of-spike-protein-by-nattokinase

>>76575900
>No one knows what the long term effects are
yes anon
and no one knows the long term effects of corona without a vaccine either...
which might be worse, or a nothingburger

>The fact that some people died from it immediately
yes anon, it's a risk benefit assessment
if 2/1.000.000 die but WITHOUT a vaccine 2.000/1.000.000 die, then you'll take the vaccine

>long term adverse effects
no vaccine EVER had long term adverse effects beyond 3-4month after taking it
yes there is potential rare permanent damage, but it ALWAYS (for the past like 100billion+ vaccines in human history?) shows quickly
even quickly enough to see in clinical trials

>that it fucks with your DNA.
but it doesn't though
mRNA doesn't work like that

i swear some of you retards really lack the IQ to think beyond black and white

Aspirin and vitamin K2 are your new favorite drugs.

>September 2025
>autistic retards are still talking about the covid vaxx because they are desperately trying to cling to anything that gives them a personality

>>76575955
get actual natto if you can. Don't believe anime's lies about it being gross. It even has reasonable macros, and the fermentation keeps it from making you a basedboy.

>>76575513
Did you tell ChatGPT to be a söience apologist for the vax?

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>>76575926
You're right. I like to think I learned my lesson, but I'm a slave coward by nature, or else I wouldn't have taken it in the first place. In reality I'll probably roll over again the next time the pull some shit like this. I resent the people who coerced me, but that hatred is misdirected and should be placed squarely on myself.

>>76575984
no, I have this thing called a "functioning memory". Which is how I dodged the vax in the first place: I remembered Fauci promising that the pandemic would be defeated if only small% of people got it. And which is also how I'll give this same spiel in September 2040 when some anon asks about it again.

If you want to feel smug about having swallowed some of the most obviously malicious motivated propaganda in the world, then go refresh yourself on the doomsday predictions about it. Having people who disagree with you being super wrong, that's - well it's not the same as being right, but it feels similar!

>>76575964
>corona
Literally just the flu with some mild effects

>2.000/1.000.000
Are we going to pretend that mass censorship didn't exist and that you could blow your head off and still be counted as a Covid death?

>no vaccine EVER had long term adverse effects beyond 3-4month after taking it
Except there's a subreddit completely dedicated to such a phenomenon?

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>>76575982
>fermentation keeps it from making you a basedboy.
So does TRT. Worth it to enjoy man's greatest culinary triumph.

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I got it too. Now my hair is falling out and my dick doesn't really work. I'm too old to troon out so my only options are rope or waiting for the inevitable heart failure.

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>>76576010
A S P I R I N

>>76576010
>I'm too old to troon
There's no age at which trooning is viable. If you're delusional enough to think so, you might as well do it since the effect will be the same.

>>76575992

The beauty of this life is that there is forgiveness. You can recognize who you were, forgive yourself for it and vow to no longer be that way. Until you've don't this, you are still a slave, but you may still be a free man. We were all born slaves and had no choice in the matter, but some of us die choose to die free. You're still here which means you still have choices left which means nothing is certain, be better, be free.

Try blood letting

>>76575289
Yes I did, mongoloid

>>76576007
>muh but covid deaths counted wrongly
you know, you could just look at statistics that aren't dependent on the cause, like excess death
and there's still a clear correlation with covid case numbers

>conveniently stop reading after one line
>muh but long term effects
all long term "side effects" occurred relatively close to the vaccine
there's literally not a single (confirmed) case with "side effects" that appeared after a year

and social security freeloaders from r*ddit are surely the best source for medical research

>>76576010
>it's always the mentally ill ones
kek

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>>76576063
Does this actually work?

>>76576553
>Does this actually work?
only if you do it right
you have to do it at you inner leg, like right below the scrotum
if it sprays out it's correct, let it for a few seconds, then quickly close it

>>76576607
>right below the scrotum
That sounds painful. Is there anywhere else I can do it?

>>76576614
You can just donate blood. If you can't for some reason, try getting your hands on medical leeches. Or take aspirin. It's the wonder drug for a reason.

>>76575955
i was getting progressively worse and worse chest pain until i took this shit. it virutally went away but still get chest pain when i drink alcohol

BASED 4CHAN STILL TALKING ABOUT COVID VACCINE AND SPIKE PROTEINS. FIGURED YOU GUYS WOULD STOP YEARS AGO, BUT STILL GOING STRONG. GUESS IT BEATS DEVELOPING ANY SORT OF OTHER PERSONALITY OR INTERESTS
>mfw based 4channers didn’t take le vaxx and they’re gonna live to be 120, 120 years of living friendless and single, but at least they can still be talking about le vaxx and spike proteins in the year 2100

>>76575187
>you were in the control group
that's s new one for explaining why people aren't dropping dead like you said they would

>>76577959
t seethin vaxxcuck
lol

>>76575955
>>76577944
I will try to get some of that, thank you

>>76575086
I hate to be the one to tell you this anon, but you are going to die one day

>>76575446
that is no excuse
unless you were physically restrained you have no excuse

>>76575086
Chlorine Dioxide. Trust me on this anon.
It was 4 years ago so you're probably fine, but Chlorine Dioxide will kill any cancers it gave you.

>>76578649
>Chlorine Dioxide
I love that any tip against the potential damaging vaccine is proven to be actually, immediately damaging
natural selection in action

>>76578659
Not dangerous at all in low dosages.

>>76575086
Its been five years dude. The meme is so stale and old

>>76575086
2 more weeks, and you're dead bucko. Tick tock

>>76575093
The the thing that 50% of people die from, damn.

Two more weeks till mass vaxx extinction bros, trust the plan, patriots are in control.

>>76577962
They already have and are. Look at excess death data. The most troubling is data about infants born to vaxxed mothers.

>>76575086
before the vax i was a depressed soi dyel and after i got /fit/, based, and found a purpose in life. so idk

>>76579015
This, tons of people died I know so far and they were ALL vaxxed it’s crazy. My parents didn’t believe back in the day and they took 2 shots and they told me that they should have listened to me. The people who died I know range from 35 to 60

>>76575086
I still can't believe how many retards willingly took a vaccine that was untested and for a virus with a 99% survival rate.

Nicotine helps

https://therebelpatient.substack.com/p/must-see-video-la-quinta-columna

i got the viral vector J+J shot before they banned it and made MRNA the only way to get jabbed

i will never get another vax in my entire life knowing that is what they did . there was 100 years of science behind viral vector vaccines, since fucking polio. but nope, cant have that!!!

>>76575187
Mega cope

>>76579336
Any symptoms? I always wondered if the J&J one got banned for this reason or if it was control group or some other shit.

>>76575086
Oh yeah, that happened.

>>76580252
J&J got soft banned because they didn't falsify their data hard enough like Pfizer and Moderna

>>76580530
That makes sense. They are a family owned company after all. I knew when it was time to decide which vaccine to take I could rely on an American company like J&J for my family’s vaccine needs.

People are so retarded about this. Actually getting COVID is the thing that makes you stupid and weak forever, permanently altering your DNA and destroying your heart and your brain's capacity for oxygen intake. The vaccines helped prevent this. If there was a global shadow government that wanted the masses to be stupid and weak they were probably the ones astroturfing all the antivax stuff.

>>76580560
In n+two weeks?

>>76575086
Super cancer

>>76580560
Ok.
Do you or don't you acknowledge that COVID is man-made?

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>>76575145
>im le vaxxed!

>>76575310
I member I was concerned back in January of 2020 before it even blew up in the USA. Thought it was going to be full blown SHTF with bodies lining the streets and mass graves. Then within a couple months realized it was a nothing burger cooked up to control people and stopped giving a shit ever since.

>>76575446
No balls. I told 3 employees to fuck off during that time and said they’d need to fire me because I was still coming into work. None of them fired me (I moved and left 2 on my own)

>forced all of my employees to get vaccinated if they want to keep working
>they all get vaccinated
>governor issues executive order prohibiting vaccine mandates by any entity
>too late >: ]

>>76575086
I like how now they changed it to only 65 or older or some shit. My doctor didn’t even mention it this year like they did the flu shot.

>>76581050
Young men specifically are more likely to get myocarditis from it. This was known early on, but they suppressed it and lied about it.

>>76580730
ALL viruses are man-made, nature wouldn't do such a thing.

>>76581060
Isn’t that how aids started? Some guy had sex with a monkey?

>>76581109
No thats just the made up story like covid and bat soup

>>76580755
Based

The absolute state of this board kek