>be me>5ft5 and 60kg>extremely weak>walk to the gym>two secs into workout walk out of the gym because it’s too busy>I’ll come back later>go to the elevator>as the door opens, immediately try to walk in before letting the two people in the elevator out first>my mind was elsewhere and I wasn’t really thinking, just moving in auto pilot>the guy at the front is some morbidly obese 60 year old guy>he’s maybe half a foot taller than me>immediately walks up to my face and starts having a go at me for not letting them out first>step back and to the side and say ‘sorry, my mistake’>keeps going off at me>apologise again>he interrupts me and says ‘no, you’re not sorry’, and keeps having a go at me>I respond ‘ok, actually, you can go fuck yourself’>this triggers him and he pushes me into the wall of the elevator>I look at him and say ‘I said sorry dickhead. What the fuck’s your problem?’>the other guy in the elevator just looks at me and asks if I’m ok, while the old fat guy just stands there silentlyThe single worst thing about being a manlet is wanting to clock someone in the face but knowing you can’t, so you have to just take it
>>76575248Just carry some jelly beans you can toss on the ground it will take all his strength to pull his fat ass off the floor.
>>76575248>wanting to clock someone in the face but knowing you can’tyou can still bite the ankles
I’m assuming you’re not American because one of you would have been shot dead if you were
>>76575248lol I live in the deep south in the US, and about 1/3 of the way through your story knives and guns would have been out and one would be deadassuming you're from some faggy country where people dont carry weapons
>>76577275lmao
>>76575248>tfw no twink bf to protect from geriatric assholes
Front kick the knee. They'll fold even harder if they're fat.
>>76578969>altercation over bumping into someone?>better end some livesSasuga America-san
>>76578969You seem almost proud to live in a brainless kind of barbarism.
>>76579133it do be dis wheynot necessarily a good thing, but at least people and even nogs think twice (sometimes) before "actin da fool"™. as the saying goes, shit can pop off any time, any place. as soon as you choose to disrespect someone, you had better be ready to kill or be killed. both result in you losing, because if you win a fight, you still will go to prison, or if u dont, the crew/senpai of the other guy will come after you.
>>76579145not really, I prefer peaceful places like in asia where you dont have to be on high alert all the time.but the faggy situation OP described would at least never happen here.
>>76579149lol f@m turned into senpai hahahaha
>>76575248This is why the UK is being invaded. Soft ass mockery of a man raised by single whore mother with Godless household. You deserve it, even though this is off topic bait larp
>>76578969The brainwashing in this post is fucking hilarious. Another glorious day of not being a Ameritard
>>76579165you live in a society where some entitled boomer can push people around without getting his lungs and brain aspiratednot sure it's the own you think it is
