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Anonymous

09/04/25(Thu)03:19:00 No.76585558

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Do you call the shots at your gym?

Anonymous
09/04/25(Thu)03:32:11 No.76585584

Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)03:32:11 No.76585584

>>76585558
Sometimes, depends if my wife needs to living room for a guest or one of her Grindr dates.
>Home gym m-masterace

Anonymous
09/04/25(Thu)03:35:40 No.76585590

Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)03:35:40 No.76585590

>>76585558
My gym membership ship expired a month ago and they only mentioned it to me yesterday. I said I'm moving cities end of the month (true) and they said "don't worry about it, see out the end of the month and if you stay, you can get a new membership then".

Yes I call the shots, bitch.

Anonymous
09/04/25(Thu)03:40:21 No.76585599

Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)03:40:21 No.76585599

>>76585590
theres so much wrong with this sentence, wtf

OP
09/04/25(Thu)11:48:45 No.76586589

OP 09/04/25(Thu)11:48:45 No.76586589

>>76585558
No I’m a scared little pussy.

Anonymous
09/04/25(Thu)12:59:52 No.76586792

Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)12:59:52 No.76586792

>>76585558
Definitely. I'm the one that decides who gets blown in the shower, who gets to blow me, and who gets to watch while they jerk off

Anonymous
09/04/25(Thu)13:05:21 No.76586800

Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)13:05:21 No.76586800

I go to planet fitness at 10 oclock in the morning. Its just me and the boomers and house wifes. I am the fucking bull of my gym

Anonymous
09/04/25(Thu)16:48:57 No.76587474

Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)16:48:57 No.76587474

Only the cumshots.

Anonymous
09/04/25(Thu)16:51:00 No.76587484

Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)16:51:00 No.76587484

>>76585584
>one of her Grindr dates
Subtle

Anonymous
09/04/25(Thu)17:31:30 No.76587620

Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)17:31:30 No.76587620

>>76585558
Yes. I decide what exercises I do, how many sets and reps. Unless a machine is taken, of course.

Anonymous
09/04/25(Thu)17:33:56 No.76587630

Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)17:33:56 No.76587630

>>76585558
Home owner, home gym. Yes.

Anonymous
09/04/25(Thu)18:50:28 No.76587878

Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)18:50:28 No.76587878

>>76585558
Yes, I show everyone who's the boss of my gym but there's this leather guy who comes in every now and then and he challenges my authority

Anonymous
09/04/25(Thu)18:52:30 No.76587884

Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)18:52:30 No.76587884

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>>76587878
start putting in that work

Anonymous
09/04/25(Thu)19:03:17 No.76587920

Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)19:03:17 No.76587920

>>76587878
is there anywhere else you could tell him to go?

Anonymous
09/04/25(Thu)20:16:21 No.76588135

Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)20:16:21 No.76588135

>>76587920
I tell him theres a leather club two blocks down the street but he just tells me to fuck off

Anonymous
09/04/25(Thu)20:24:05 No.76588155

Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)20:24:05 No.76588155

>>76585558
Yes. I set a target weight for the day and lift it

Anonymous
09/04/25(Thu)20:54:59 No.76588237

Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)20:54:59 No.76588237

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>>76585558
I’m the Master of the every gym. Even the roided losers fear me. Bow down and stay out of my way.

Anonymous
09/04/25(Thu)21:16:11 No.76588287

Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)21:16:11 No.76588287

>>76585558
No, but all the personal trainers are either afraid of me or really despise me, so I'm clearly doing something right.

Anonymous
09/04/25(Thu)22:44:51 No.76588475

Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)22:44:51 No.76588475

>>76585558
I have the keys to the gym
>the little key fob that lets me get into the gym 24/7 they gave me with my membership

Anonymous
09/04/25(Thu)23:33:17 No.76588557

Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)23:33:17 No.76588557

Depends. Sometimes I tell my bros it’s time for a water break and then we all sip water

Anonymous
09/04/25(Thu)23:50:36 No.76588595

Anonymous 09/04/25(Thu)23:50:36 No.76588595

>>76585558
All dyels in my gym are greenlit, all the hoes gotta put in that work...

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)03:54:11 No.76589123

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)03:54:11 No.76589123

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>>76585558
>Walk into the gym
>Place to scan myself in is crowded
>Walk past them anyways and start my routine

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)04:03:07 No.76589148

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)04:03:07 No.76589148

>>76586589
You know what? 10 points for honestly anon.

Anonymous
09/05/25(Fri)07:15:55 No.76589636

Anonymous 09/05/25(Fri)07:15:55 No.76589636

>>76585558
No, but when i do cardio i get the urges to laugh like a maniac