>calf raises>have a cow now
>bench press>don't even read the news
>jumping jacks>my name is john
>decline bench>do it anyway
>curls>my hair is straight
>farmers walks>I'm a city slicker
>>76586361Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucci loafers.
>bulgarian split squats>no bulgarians to split them with
>ez bar curl>not easy
>leg extensions>not getting taller
>clean and jerk>now I have to shower again
>concentration curls>i'm not in auschwitz
>>76586340>chest press>friend asked me to stop
>ab crunches>have to go to the ER
>squat>they can't evict me without a court ruling
>French Press>Poor coffee into my mug
>>76586754>french press>actually only have a moka pot
>stomach crunch>it's actually quite soft and quiet
>>76586340don't have a cow man!
>good mornings>in the evening
>Preacher curls>Am an atheist
>Romanian Deadlift>Can't find a dead Romanian
>Smith squat>don't even own a forge
>barbell row>worse at rowing than an oar
>running>nobody pursuing me
>cycle>male
>pull-ups>none left for the todlers
>>76586451
the world would be a better place if masons never existed
>hip thrust>look like a total square
>resistance bands>thousands of retarded hippies pull up
>>76586960>Romanian deadlifts>end up robbing graves with these two scary looking guys named Constantin and Alexandru
>gym>wears clothes
>>76587415>sumo deadlift>loses tournament and commits sudoku
>seated rear delt fly>missed my connection>have to wait at ORD for 6 hours
>rows>dont live close to a body of water
>planks>not made of wood
>burpees>I dont apologize
>>76587502>planks>scared of pirates
>mountain climbers>scared of heights
>body building>investigated for unethical experimentation
>>76586340i work in the meat department and that shit's hilarious
>rock climbing>it’s still on the ground
>facepull>yeah, I'll give my dick a rest
>freestyle swim>flail randomly and drown to death
>box jumping>get punched in the balls
>skull crushers>best I can do is beer cans
>suicides>die
>french twists>le petit dejeuner
woops, they're Russian
>cable crossover>it never gets aired
>>76586340>weighted dips>*tips fedora*
>skull crushers>my head remains intact
>power cleans>everything is as dirty as before
>hammer curl>it's a dumbbell, not a hammer
>Leg press>Fake news
>Smith machine>My name is Jonathan
>Hip thrusts>I am a 34yo virgin
>>76586340Boneless pork rectums are served in restaurants as calimari.
>>76586340>reverse fly>I'm not a hummingbird
>hammer curls?>I barely know her!
>Sissy Squat>Regular Squats to me
>>76586340>have a cow^--- Don't do this!
>>76586344news? yeah i frequent pol and x
>kroc rows>I'm wearing sneakers
>chin up>have positive outlook
>dips>no chips
>Guillotine press>Lose head
>>76588159kekmust be a real heavyweight
>>76586340>Hindu squat>Shit on the street
>Deadlift>Still alive
>Chest press>She slaps me
>Nordic curl>Im mediterranean
>>76586340>Cable flies >Can't catch it
>>76590401>Bicep curls>Auch
>Farmer's carry>doesn't have a farm
>>76590401best one so far
>>76590392Ha
>fireman carry>burn lungs>injured person retrieved>no regrets
>>76586340>suitcase carries>nowhere to go :(
>ruck>ruh-roh, Raggy
>Leg extensions>Legs don't actually get longer
>clappers>lights sut off
>kickbox>it breaks>regret
>rowing machine>"that's racist"
>chin up>been staring at the ceiling ever since
>lunges>made you flinch
>>76587511A burper is the one who burps and is obliged to apologise for burping. A burpee is the burp receiver, the one who gets burped on, and not apologising is their default state.
>>76586340>Boneless pork rectumNah, I want bone-in pork rectum
>dumbell row>a whole neighborhood full of retards
>protein shake
>farmers walk>while having a tractor to do it
>clean and jerk>get charged with indeceny
>cable fly>no lift; fall and die
>Deadlift>The dead remain at rest
>goblet squat>can't get it out
>>76596285>1man1jar
>speed bag >get arrested for smuggling
>>76586340>bench press>not even judge
>do dragon flags>house is full of Country of Wales banners
>seated row>standing column
