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hey /fit/ this is my cat rupert, i had a fitness related about him.
he likes to zoom around really fast sometimes, is it possible to train enough to keep up with him during these times?
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I shoot cats right in their eyes with my bb gun. 80 eyes and counting
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>>76588734
Cats are actually faster than humans at full speed which is pretty impressive given how small they are. So unfortunately no, you can't outrun your little guy.
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>>76588859
even with the best training i wont be able to zoom around with him? dang
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>>76588734
Your cat looks based. Also, felines mog the shit out of every other animal in agility and speed. Pet him for me.
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>>76588920
If that's true why is mine so SLEEPY and FAT
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>>76588906
Okay I checked again, some cats are slower than others. For example a british shorthair can "only" run 25-30km top speed, while some longer legged cats can do 30-48km/h
So the fastest cats are impossible to outrun.
Usain bolt can outrun rupert, but only for a couple of seconds, so your bar should at least reaching olympic level sprinting.
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>>76588944
sounds a bit too difficult i think ill just stick to watching him and waving the feather toy around
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>>76588997
Agreed. Definitely a cute cat though
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>>76588920
thanks i did pet him heres another picture hes a fan of the gifted pets
>>76588922
he likes to be cozy
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>>76588922
Because pets learn from their owners. Unless its an autistic animal like a hamster or a parrot
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Oh I remember that little guy
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Rubert
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toxoniggers get the pellet gun
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When my cat's got the zoomies, she likes being chased all around the house
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>>76588734
>>76588906
>>76588997
>>76589002
Beautiful kot, standard issue cats are so pretty.
>>76589203
Rusty.
Here's Kopi :>
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>>76589275
Are you insulting my cat
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This board turns so reddit when it comes to cats
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>>76589275
have mine too
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>>76589300
No, she's pretty and rusty :>
>>76589311
Puffy cheeks!
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>>76588831
I hope someone shoots you wth a real gun
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>>76588734
>Get an animal
>It doesn't love you
>In fact you suspect that thing actually resents you
Why do humans do this ??
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>>76589415
huh? if your pet resents you, it's your fault.
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Da Vinci called cats the masterpiece of nature, and not without reason.
Tell Rupert I said hi.
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>>76588734
More like Poopbert. My cat is better.
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>>76589402
same but he's larping

>>76589415
cat haters are clueless



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