/fit/ webm thread
>>76589075What was the expected outcome here?
>>76589074that man must have the most functional strength ever
grown men should not be on a bicycle
>>76589261>tfw no qt Asian weightlifter gf
>>76589251Cycling and walking are the only /fit/ ways to commute.
>>76589074>/fit/ webm threadmods are sleeping, post white girl butts and their holes
>>76589251>grown men should not be on a bicycle>t. fattie
>>76589779do you just kill yourself or shoot up the place after that?
>>76589792I always get this thought when spotting for strangers>i could murder this person and they couldn't do shit about itThen I start to ponder other shit and it goes away
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>>76589804They're in a loving relationship faggot
>>76589078doesn't look much worse than the average bodybuilder
>>76589830this was cool until she got to the pullups
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>>76589527Can't wait for the netflix adaptation of this.
>>76589886>DEJAVU! I've been t-ACK>>76589902I can't wait for the new bunda threads on /sp/ next winter
>>76589951>>DEJAVU! I've been t-ACKkek
>>76589078This dude is 93. You won't look even a fraction as good as this guy if you even minutes to live remotely as long
>>76589755Kino
>>76589316>>76589513fatty or not, cyclists are all fags
>>76589842AHHHHHHHHH
>>76590133>t. fattie
>>76589074This is honestly pretty impressive
>>765897542 balding cringing older man i wish them nothing good
>>76589846he deserved it for resting under after placing it.. wtf is wrongi hope he got serious dmg and cant lift anymore
>>76590157Jesus fucking christ...
>>76589779I did this to a drunk guy who was pissing everyone off at a house party where I lived with a bunch of roommates. He was talking a lot of shit to everyone and threatening to kick our asses and stuff. Rather than beat him into oblivion I just picked up and brought him out the front door and locked him out. Cant blame him for not wanting to fight after that.
>>76589867RIP Owen Hart :(
>>76589902unironically how do you stop? Kind of a nighmare if you think about it, just constantly picking up speed, getting banged up initially until you get fast enough, knowing that the next hard turn is going to fuck your shit up.
>>76589830All that flopping around just to look like the average cardio bunny kek.Any exercise not taken to or close to failure is useless
>>76589078he would benefit from a skin removal
>>76589249yup, he's not like those bodybuilder gay clowns and their "gym" strength
>>76589284>when not enough money for a bench
>>76589917kekd
>>76590769Got a guy like this at my gym who shows up every day and puts in the work. He would be jacked if not for his disease so that sucks.
>>76590157What does this train?
>>76589078Mickey Rourke looks like shit. In all seriousness good on gramps.
>>76589964first notice i notice the yellow jacket cashier doing a cross sign with her fingers lol
>>76590569Why is everything either cringe or based with you zoomers. Just let people have fun for fuck's sake. I'd rather watch that than instathots or roidfreaks flexing in front of the mirror/cellphone.
>>76590974never claimed instathots and roidfreks are better tho. here is why its cringe "hey man, lets go shirtless, and use barbell as lance and plate as shield and lets go walk on the treadmill for 20 second to make pose while we film ourself so we can post it later on social media" see how cringe it is now. but you refuse to see the "behind the scene" are realise this isnt organic but 100% fabricated and cringe. especially considering they did to show others while balding. seeing 40 years old acting like teenagers will always be cringe
>>76590974forgot to mention that they are out of shape and are fat, just check their belly ffs .if jeff seid was doing it, you would say its cringe. and le like girls, they had more fun posting it and thinking about the likes and comments than doing it and you know its true
>>76589891Lmfao the kids change falling out at :29sec
>>76589230My uneducated guess is that it slipped out of his hand. Maybe he was just practicing the motion(s).But why not go outside in the first place?We may never know.>no webm to share
>>76589261Is that 2 plates, basically?
>>76589967Code call for it being able to support 200 pounds.So, it didnt fail per se.Also, poor lady. She is so far gone. She will have 20 years shave off her life due to that weight.
>>76589767Kek I love Adelies
>>76589261Does she have wild sex like the sports girls in my doujins?
>>76589758Wtf
>>76589787Brutal
>>76590701Too risky at his age. No reputable surgeon would do it.
>>76589083He fucked himself up pretty bad doing that iirc. To this day I can't figure out why he didn't just drop it.
>>76589895kino
>>76589859Shouldn't they have like padded walls or stuff to prevent them hitting themselves in the head?
>>76589871Hahah
>>76589884lmao
>>76589904I love their huge thigs
>>76590580bro he passed outthat's not resting
>>76589870that jewess is leaking
>>76591733Wrong, he was showing off and faking pushing hard to exhaustion like israetel thats why he set a camera but karma got to him
>>76591482Because he is a balding weak old beta nerd that wanted to show off.
>>76589830Bitch looking like a physics object got stuck in her ragdoll model in a videogame
>>76589846>not doing metal cylinders to ribcage from 1m height until failure at least once a weekNGMI
>>76590974>JUST HECKIN LET PEOPLE HAVE FUNNERINOOOOOO
>>76589747This level of extreme fitness is illegal in the UK.
>>76589662fake plates
>>76589874>>76589880I literally cant say which one is a harder watch
>>76591476Do it without anaesthasia then
>>76592632It's not just the operation, it's the recovery.
>>76589074ahh yes, the 800lbs merchant carry
>>76591324women's barbell is a little lighter than the mens afaik but 20 kg plate = 45 lbs~, so just about
>>76589078fuck, I should actually work out instead of browsing /fit/.I am ashamed.
>>76590157is he cripple or something? im sure any normal male can do a few reps of push up
>>76592636Is he ok?
>>76589874>not doing 3x5 inconveniencing the whole fucking gym twice a weekNGMI
>>76590997>hey man, wouldn't it be funny to larp as two spartans training for war>haha yea man>erm... CRINGE!!!!both of them are happier than you
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>>76591482What happened to him?
>>76590679Probably use the shoe cleats and try to catch the walls.
>>76589804Both.
>>76592741I don't remember exactly what it was, but he snapped his shit up pretty good trying to complete that lift when he should have just bailed.
>>76589074harrison bergeron technique
>>76589284if I were dobby, I'd make the barbell phase through the bands so it's trapped inside and he can't rack it because his weight is putting too much tension on the bands.yes I am a rather twisted little Dobby ill admit
>>76592741>>76592830He herniated some discs which resulted in significant nerve damage. It turns out having the bar bend while squatting nearly 700lbs isn't a good situation for perfect thinking. You can see he can't quite figure out whats going on. Hell, if you were spotting, how would you even help him?
>>76590157Everyone starts somewhere but what is the point of posting it?
Someone was recently posting some chick who is a kickboxer and popular tiktoker doing mobility work, pls post again
>>76590769there is a swole soul trapped in that man
>>76589083>>76592982Why did he do it?
>>76592982>if you were spotting, how would you even help him?Tell him to jump forward, pull the bar off his back and get out of the way as it crashes down.
>>76589261>yeah she looks like she could deadlift 90kg.. oh
>>76589799did they mop the floor afterwards
>>76590095>You won't look even a fraction as good as this guy if you even minutes to live remotely as longWe will. We already have better healthcare, hydration etc. than this guy. Remember that he was born in the fucking 1930s. What you are seeing now is the max health and lifespan of people who had to go through 2 World Wars and the healthcare of 20th century. People born late 90s/2000s will definitely live longer and be in better shape.
>>76591952No, it wasn't his fault. I don't remember exactly but I think someone gave him a substandard barbell, or something along those lines.
>>76589849>glute max status - atrophied and completely unbothered xD >>76593642saving this one :D
>>76593663>saving this one :D>>76589088
>>76592982>Hell, if you were spotting, how would you even help himhttps://youtube.com/shorts/uHehIWMtL4k?si=i6fq97WNN64Ednvj
>>76593985better form than me desu
>>76594444>For (You)
>>76589513Faggots cycleMen mountainbike
>>76589870Yethhhhhh
>>76589074Conjugate as fuck.
>>76593985What's the weight? 180kg? He made it look easy.
>>76593985>retard strengthThat's just not fair
>>76589864You have to admit; he's pretty cute for a dude
>>76589075Is this guy retarded?>>76590157Posting band assisted pike push ups on fricken paralleles WITH wristbands
>>76589078Good for him but cutting weight for comps has to be absolutely devastating to the system at that age.
>>76592940Based dobbyposting.
>>76590569Im going to rape your throat hole you defeatist crab bucket little bitchboy
>>76592982This is why I use bitch safeties, i ain't riding to snap city unless im in a comp and i ain't god enough to comp
>>76595378>BBWkek
>>76589075HOLYabsolutely based retard
>>76589284you want a home gym because you are embarrassed about how you look while working outi want a home gym so i can do this
>>76589799>roid gutgrim
>>76589078I want to fuck his butt
>>76589917the way she slams her ass down on the seat is really doing it for me
>>76589830Crossfit is going too far lately.
>>76589880>love food>commit the most disgusting shit ever using ultra processed crap as a base
>>76592548Wow, you should be a detective with noticing powers like that!
>>76589074The stabiliser workout is insane.
Brutal mogging
>>76589860So that's what that thing is for
>>76593985Kino pose at the end,well done lad
>>76589895I WANNA BETHE VERY BESTLIKE NO-ONE EVER WAS
>>76589855kek I might try this, even though I'd have to use less weight
>>76597729Sarcasm
>>76589909>fat but young>trips for a microsecond>just slams head first into the concrete as if mere action of tripping turned off their entire motor function in an instantWhy are they always like this?
>>76598295>slams head first into the concreteThis didn't happen in the staged video posted thoughWhy do anons always lie like this?
>>76598818rare bong-burger hybrid
>>76589074requesting the webm of the SEA/Indian thirdie who does his 3AM morning routine where the routine is that he appears to piss himself straight out of bed and then proceeds to do cartwheels up and down an abandoned road in fast forward footage while stray dogs look on in confusion
