>preacher curls
>am agnostic

>pull up
>I don't fly aircraft

>Burger King
>just a peasant

>hip thrusts
>am single

>decline bench
>do it anyway

>lats
>live along the longitudinal line

>zercher carries
>no Mrs. Zercher

>>76596125
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU DON'T EVEN WORK OUT EITHER!!

>dead lift
>am alive

>deadlift
>still alive

>sissy squat
>very manly

>bulgarian split squat
>not even bulgarian

>roman chair
>never sat down

>ez curl
>its actually really hard

>mountain climbers
>neveer changed elevation

>get told to work out
>actually work from home

>>76596125
90% of fit

>go to exercise at the gym
>they don't let me in with my holy cross, salt and prayerbeads

>dips
>no chips

>leg extensions
>still manlet

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>>76596125
>get sick gains
>lose fat and get healthier

>planet fitness
>hamplanets and dyels

>calf raises
>not even a dairy farmer

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>24 hour fitness
>not open all day