>>76596775
Wow, just a few drinks can make you so fat.

Glad i quit

>>76596775
I just smoke weed instead :^)

Dry, non-sweetened drinks really are the way to go. Drinking sugary shit makes you look gay and childish no matter what it is, and that childish appearance is tenfold if you're having a fruity alcoholic drink. Wine, straight liquor, and dry cocktails are the way to go because you generally don't look like a fag, you don't get drunk as easily because you're expected to sip, and you don't add a milkshake's worth of calories

Spritzers all the way. They actually keep you hydrated and mixing the wine with water makes it less caloric.

Man I haven't drank in so long. Maybe I'll get druk again next week

i need to drink to have anal sex with huge assed prostitutes

>>76596820
Agreed, I think I gained 10lbs of fat this summer because of it

Quit it too

>>76596924
>Drinking sugary shit makes you look gay and childish no matter what it is, and that childish appearance is tenfold if you're having a fruity alcoholic drink
Lol this thought process has been made fun of for decades
You sound like a joe rogan bro who is REALLY insecure about the idea of someone not seeing them as the manliest of men
I bet you eat ONLY REAL MEAT and wash your hands with BACON SOAP and use DUDE WIPES

>>76597445
>has been made fun of for decades
by faggots.

>>76596775
Why do you ladies care so much about calories?

>>76596985
This. sangria and mineral all day long keeps me feeling fabulous

>>76596924
I make my own prison hooch, it is sweet and fruity by nature and it's as far from faggy as you can go with alcohol

>>76596985
I'm surprised to see another spritzer enjoyer. They are very refreshing.

>>76596775
Last time I drank my gf broke up with me out of nowhere. This time 10 beers in my good friend gets a call saying his family dog of 16 years died.
Fuck this shit.

>going through a 1.75ml bottle of grain alcohol a week
>pants get tight as fuck
>do the math and realize I was consuming 11,000 calories a week in alcohol alone
Yea....quit drinking after that and got back on the fitness wagon.

>>76596775
If you dont try to limit weight gain(it all goes to fat anyways) you wont get as bad if a hangover. If im drinking and eating a ton im definitely lifting idk about you.

>>76600081
Dont you risk alcohol turning into the wrong kind moreso or entirely with distillation? Thats why moonshine making you blind is a thing.

>>76600163
>He doesn't even make his own toilet fomepizole to go with his bathtub hooch
ngmi

>>76596775
im extremely nervous bros i'm a wreck
new places aren't for me i shouldve been in one place my entire life

>>76596775
>piña colada is almost 500kcal
Everything makes sense. Now i know why women are so fucking fat. Almost all fat women ive encountered drank that shit like water.

>>76600307
The fact that women tell themselves theyre skinny enough never fails to get me to pour up a glass of milk and contemplate jacking off or calling my favorite hooker. Their tiny bird brains are good at one thing, convincing themselves that sucking in their disgusting fat stomach is going to have them walking down the aisle in a dress for some asshole business jock idiot who drives a financially unreasonable car that only a 16 year old would think is cool. Then they take the kids in the divorce and the dog too just to add insult to injury. The jews, the dirty fucking nigger loving jews with their stupid ass retard hats, they teach women that wrong is right and up is down. And then they tell you that lifting for 2 hours a day is going to solve all of your god damn problems. This site is disgusting, a bunch of kike golems spouting off about getting their little reps in and its just perfectly fine for women to be going around and they might as well be naked.

>>76596820
>>76597400
How do you quit? :(

>>76600326
schizo incel
>>76600405
NTA but just stop drinking you weakling.

>>76600163
As long as you don't distill it, it cannot make you go blind. As far as contamination go, just use common sense. Wash hands and any equipment touching the stuff, use the juices original bottle to ferment in (as it's already high grade clean), or wash the fermentation vessel properly. Pretty much free booze for the rest of your life

>>76596775
If you actually wanted the healthiest alcoholic drink you'd get a Gen & Tonic

>>76600405
Former alcoholic here. I quit when it go so bad that life wasn't worth living anymore. I suppose if you dont want to hit rock bottom you have to envision where you'll be in 5, 10 years if you continue drinking

You should also expect your drinking habits to worsen over time as alcohol directly damages your impulse control. This isn't exclusive to being drunk either like many falsely believe. Alcohol damages your reward systems semi-permanently. As in, when you sober up your brain is permanently changed after the fact

Time away from booze can help rebalance the brain but it will always be more impaired than it once was if you are an alcoholic.

I am 2 years away from alcohol and I no longer crave it. I think it took 5-10 years of attempts before it stuck. And like I said it was because my life was so shitty as an alcoholic I realised life wasnt worth living anymore

so it was either continue in a horrible depression until I die or stop and recover as best I can.

I barely miss it. I miss the crazy nights out but you learn to appreciate the balance of day to day life. I get my future rushes now from planning and executing fun projects that can be future income streams

>>76596775
>A pina colada is a quarter of the average man's daily caloric allowance
What kind of evil fuck invented that shit?

>>76600910
Ramón "Monchito" Marrero, a bartender at the Caribe Hilton Hotel in San Juan, Puerto Rico

I don’t even know what calories are

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>>76600885
when I drank 0.4L of gin a week ago I got a rash that's still here

>>76600904
Eh another recovering alcoholic here
Similar pattern. took about 5 years of daily drinking to blackout with many attempts to quit before it stuck. Was basically near rock bottom, GF was about to quit our relationship, work was suffering- managed to quit, really weird but it just happened one day. The worse was the week after, with the anxiety and inability to sleep.
>>76600904
>I miss the crazy nights out but you learn to appreciate the balance of day to day life.
Exactly how I feel. I miss the party nights where I can let lose with friends. At the same time, absolutely nothing feels better than waking up at 5:45am on a Saturday, completely rested, with the whole weekend ahead of me full of plans. Shit is life fuel.

>>76597445
>DUDE WIPES
Do americans really?

>>76600405
Avoid all locations where they serve alcohol. Keep busy. Go for a walk whenever you get an urge to consume.

Tell your friends outright you want to quit, if they're food friends they'll be like alright cool, if they're bad friends, cut them off

Less than 10% of the calories in ethanol can be used as energy or stored as fat. The liver converts almost all of it to acetaldehyde and acetic acid, then it gets excreted. The sugars and starches in wine/beer/cocktails are what should be avoided. If you drink hard liquor straight (not the sugary stuff like Jaeger) the calories are negligible. 10 shots of vodka will have less than 300 usable calories.

Drinking makes me eat like shit. I don't get the alcoholics who don't eat and stay thin

>>76596820
I quit 5 weeks ago and i've dropped several KG already.
Alcohol is fucking evil.

>>76602247
The guy across the road from me is in his late 60s, he drinks beer by the truckload and has done his entire life.
He looks like he weighs about 65kg, he's skin & bone. I don't understand it at all. (no he's not sick/dying/has cancer etc).

>>76603134
Alcohol is the drink of thinkers and philosophers.
Retards drink to excess too often and irreparably damage themselves.
Midwits abstain.
Patricians know when, where and how often and how much drink and as a result can master reality.
It's fine if you get filtered at least you didn't ruin your life

>>76600405
>How do you quit? :(
If you can't just stop, then go to AA and get some help from other people that couldn't stop themselves either.

NTA, but my health is more important to me than booze, so if it's between being a fatass or being able to drink, I'll skip the booze every time.

>>76601014
You got scabies, nigger.

>>76596820
fag

what's wrong with this >>76600326 fella?

>>76597373
Dont do it

>>76600326
No you

>>76603276
Not scabies, possibly bed bugs.
>t. had both

>>76596924
I drink beer because I'm not a faggot

>>76596820
if you get deep enough into alcoholism you start rapidly losing weight. last time i went to the hospital i came in at 125, down from 160 just a couple months prior

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>Whiskey all day everyday baby

>>76600326
You had me on the first half, then you lost all my respect. Take your meds

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>>76598062
>t.

>>76596924
>sugary shit makes you look gay and childish no matter what it is
just come out of the closet already you fucking homo

>>76602227
>10 shots of vodka will have less than 300 usable calories
I demand proof, you can't just make such a big if true claim and leave. Any study that's more than dudebro science?
I drank a lot of vokda and barely ate anything and didn't lose any weight, should've been in a massive caloric deficit.

>>76596924
kys faggot

>>76596775
>Two and a quarter ounces in a martini
Damn I'm making mine wrong lol.

>>76600163
That's mostly untrue, the cases of people being blinded came from moonshiners who would increase the proof of their swill by cutting straight methanol. A home distillery setup isn't efficient enough, nor processing enough mash to worry about methanol poisoning.
>T. Home distiller

>>76602227
Bullshit
Alcaheel or whatever enzyme breaks the alcohol down into simple carbs and that makes you fat, like drinking maltodextose

>>76596924
g8 bait lmao

>>76603787
How do you cope with withdrawals? The shaking etc

>>76597445
Vast majority of men are deeply insecure

>>76596775
>water: 0
>Diet Coke: 0