>practice bjj for 7 years>become high ranking purple belt female warrior >still lose by the brand new guy who spazes >get hurt from everything>males have to step in to “enforce” against newbies Why the fuck are they allowed to train?
>practice blowjobjob
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>>76604747hey at least you know youll still fold to most men, its better than the opposite of undeserved confidenceanyway the best self defense for women are sprints and practicing vomiting on demand
>>76604747Its just another way more for them to act like whores while claiming to be respectable. Its just weird. Like the vegan rapist who attends yoga classes and makes all the old ladies uncomfortable
>>76604795kek
>>76604747>still lose by the brand new guy who spazesThat doesn't happen unless they're like 2 weight classes apart.
>>76604817Kek vomit on command would useful
>>76604864Isn't the average woman and average man at least 2 weight classes apart? And men and women usually have different weight classes anyway.
>>76605252the average woman is obese dude
>>76604864You know that training doesn't have weight classes, right? You'll be sparring both against 15 year old girls and their 150kg hambeast fathers. The expectation is that you turn down your strength against people who can't match it.
>>76604747Should have punching bags so you can say whats up and high level guys posing as white belt so they learn not to be mean. Or just fuck with them so they quit instead of having a lawsuit on your hands, that way you can still keep the money at the expense of your students.
>>76604747>gym owner has never been to courtThey already physically assaulted somebody, so if you just do the same to them then youre good.
>>76606787>well they didnt know what theyre doing and youre coming from a perspective of seniorityAlright retard, so you legitimately hurt an autistic person who accidentally fucked someone up whos weak and inexperienced, and you think im okay with that? You have 6 million hours of community service, serves you right dumb queer.
>>76606794He knows better, we already told him multiple times not to go too far on certain ippons, goshis, garis, and gurumas. Look at my gi, does it not look utterly tattered?
>>76604747Why would i want to train bjj if i know traditional jiu jitsu and judo? I dont wanna get sweaty and roll around with a bunch of gay guys who have buttsex and wear the same clothes in no gi as they wear to the gym.
>>76604747Women should just find a school with a womens program and not train with men. It's such a fucking chore to roll with a god damn chick. Complete waste of training for both of us honestly.
>>76606761Ok, but it's grappling, how do you turn off your mass?
>>76606794>so you legitimately hurt an autistic personJust culling the weak bro. It's good and healthy for society.
>>76604864Happens all the time, even to guy. Spazzing white belts are a global threat.
>>76607441It's the opposite of turning it on. Genuinely, if you've done any grappling then you know how to more efficiently apply weight onto someone when you're on top.Standing is a different story, but you can still try to be a bit lighter on your feet if you're with someone who's at a much lower skill level than you. The point is that you both have fun and learn from it, not that you win or lose.
>>76607519I am having fun making women learn how weak they are.I don't care if other men will stop me, it will be funny that it took more than one man, because a woman is such a liability, that a man on her side cannot fight at full strength.
>>76606849That's the point, you still pay them but you don't get strong enough to just roll men or know your place.
I'm a 3rd degree white belt and even I know the first thing to do with spazzies is to hold them down and let them fizz out. They come with all that energy but once they've been trying to get out from under side Control or mount for a good minute or two they will usually tame the fuck down. As a purple belch you show know that. Grapevine does legs, heavy hips. Let them spazz ou then.
>>76607614Oh my gosh, he’s 3rd degree
>>76607441start on bottom
>>76607614I am a sandbagger who has been a white belt for 12 years by gym hopping anytime someone tries to promote me to blue. Spazzing is the ultimate BJJ move. I am stronger than you, therefore I will choke you out.
>>76608686>hey anon>your blue belt test is tomorrow>fakes your own death and moves to a new town
>>76604747>hey don't try! let yourself get beaten by the more "experienced" personThis is why I quit after a month, BJJ is literally about dick sucking, you guy do BJs you are fags.
>>76608926i dont take bjj as seriously as i take judo.There is nothing fun about it and the learning process is flat out dumb.>15 minute warm up>one move taught per class>drilled for 15 minutes>rolling for the remainjng 30>somehow expected to have learned the move and be able to do it same day in live rollingat least in judo it's encouraged to drill what you wanna get good at DURING the end of the warm up(uchi komis)BJJ cirriculum layout is like a glorified PE class
>>76608964it's really dumb when im expected to be able to execute something i was only shown one time 3 weeks ago flawlessly in a live roll even though im never allowed to drill it or "work"
>>76607441you dont, you just hope that your professor and students like you enough to not talk shit.Strength is used a ton in bjj anyone who says other wise is lying, this also applies to black belts
>>76607614Your bjj is no match for my elite judo, wrestling is for fags. At least put some decent clothes on.
>>76608971I wouldnt go to a bjj school unless you can easily beat the shit out of multiple of them or they might try and fuck up your tendons or at least actually do it then act like a woman about it. >hard sparring jiu jitsuJust do what they do, scream in pain but then break their face with a punch. Jiu jutsu retards will try and gatekeep their style and if they were anything like mike theyd be ending boxing fights in 30s consistently and betting on themselves.
>>76608964I think thats a school by school issueMy school does constraint based training, rather than specific "moves", with gradually increasing intensity on what we are doing rather than actual warm ups (coach thinks warmups are a waste of time).Just gotta find a good school bro
>>76604747Lowly blue belt with 40lbs of muscle on the black belt at my club. She kicks the absolute shit out of me. Maybe your club just sucks and promotes girls with participation trophies?
I love a good bajayjayNothing like it
>>76604747>tfw no gf khv>do bjj at a gym with lots of women>get to grope and grab a bunch of hot girls in close proximity under the guise of “sparring”
>>76604864>>76606761Another reason I didn't like BJJ, all the guys were at 30lbs heavier, so it's either being crushed or little movement.
